‘You could go home, order it online and pick it up tomorrow. It’s cheaper with click and collect.’
‘You could go home, order it online and pick it up tomorrow. It’s cheaper with click and collect.’
Mark Wood
Wednesday
I’m going to try to go back to sleep
‘I’m going to try to go back to sleep.’
Wednesday
‘I thought you were keeping up with the plot. Now one of us will have to Google it.’
‘I thought you were keeping up with the plot. Now one of us will have to Google it.’
Friday
Did you order cheese?
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Wednesday
‘How long do you think Keir Starmer can keep hanging by a thread?’
‘How long do you think Keir Starmer can keep hanging by a thread?’
Thursday
I have a book in me
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Do you feel like Greenland?
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Friday
‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
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‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
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Wednesday
‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
That’s it, play the victim again
‘That’s it, play the victim again.’
Monday
Saturday
‘I’ve had to get rid of the naughty and nice lists, it was affecting mental health.’
‘I’ve had to get rid of the naughty and nice lists, it was affecting mental health.’
Friday
‘Oh, I don’t go to every house any more.’
‘Oh, I don’t go to every house any more.’
Bang goes our quiet Christmas
‘Bang goes our quiet Christmas.’
Wednesday
‘It’s very modern. There’s a different takeaway driver behind every door.’
‘It’s very modern. There’s a different takeaway driver behind every door.’
Wednesday
I may have been asleep for 100 years, but my deep sleep was only 21 per cent
‘I may have been asleep for 100 years, but my deep sleep was only 21 per cent.’
