Mark Wood

Yesterday

24 June 2026

Mark Wood

‘To afford one we’ll have to keep working.’

Wednesday

17 June 2026

Mark Wood

This is nice for a change. It’s not often we eat out these days.

Wednesday

3 June 2026

Mark Wood

‘As one door closes, another opens.’

Wednesday

27 May 2026

Mark Wood

Tap to tip

Mark Wood

‘It’s such a precious time. Their triggers are so simple at that age.’

Mark Wood

The AI review of the book I used AI to write is fantastic

Wednesday

20 May 2026

Mark Wood

‘I just heard back from that job – after multiple interviews, I fell at the fourth fence.’

Mark Wood

‘Mine’s self-driving.’

Wednesday

13 May 2026

Mark Wood

‘You misgendered a grandchild? We’ve all been there.’

Mark Wood

Beware deliveries by drone

Wednesday

6 May 2026

Mark Wood

‘… and how did your parents voting Reform make you feel?’

Mark Wood

Cash? Really?

Wednesday

29 April 2026

Mark Wood

‘Apparently when you start school you can’t take your phone.’

Wednesday

22 April 2026

Mark Wood

‘I’m getting hints of blood, five miles away.’

Mark Wood

‘He said he wanted to “Padel”.’

Wednesday

15 April 2026

Mark Wood

‘Tell us more about this universal credit.’

Mark Wood

‘Why can’t they just accept we don’t want kids?’

Mark Wood

‘Didn’t you even bring him back a souvenir?’

Wednesday

18 March 2026

Mark Wood

‘Don’t talk to me about the price of oil.’

Wednesday

11 March 2026

Mark Wood

No, it’s your turn to bring us breakfast in bed