‘Apparently when you start school you can’t take your phone.’
‘Apparently when you start school you can’t take your phone.’
Mark Wood
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘I’m getting hints of blood, five miles away.’
‘I’m getting hints of blood, five miles away.’
‘He said he wanted to “Padel”.’
‘He said he wanted to “Padel”.’
Wednesday
‘Tell us more about this universal credit.’
‘Tell us more about this universal credit.’
‘Why can’t they just accept we don’t want kids?’
‘Why can’t they just accept we don’t want kids?’
‘Didn’t you even bring him back a souvenir?’
‘Didn’t you even bring him back a souvenir?’
Wednesday
‘Don’t talk to me about the price of oil.’
‘Don’t talk to me about the price of oil.’
Wednesday
No, it’s your turn to bring us breakfast in bed
‘No, it’s your turn to bring us breakfast in bed.’
Wednesday
‘You could go home, order it online and pick it up tomorrow. It’s cheaper with click and collect.’
‘You could go home, order it online and pick it up tomorrow. It’s cheaper with click and collect.’
I’m going to try to go back to sleep
‘I’m going to try to go back to sleep.’
Wednesday
‘I thought you were keeping up with the plot. Now one of us will have to Google it.’
‘I thought you were keeping up with the plot. Now one of us will have to Google it.’
Friday
Did you order cheese?
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Wednesday
‘How long do you think Keir Starmer can keep hanging by a thread?’
‘How long do you think Keir Starmer can keep hanging by a thread?’
Thursday
I have a book in me
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Do you feel like Greenland?
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Friday
‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
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‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
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