KJ Lamb

‘What would go well with a range of food intolerances?’

‘Well, must get on, this book on the paranormal won’t write itself.’

‘Run along and lay.’

‘We don’t want to give him unrealistic expectations.’

‘He can’t play – it’s triggering his fears about climate change.’

‘What do you recommend to go with failing Dry January?’

‘And were your troubled minds seized by a) mighty dread; b) mild concern; c) neither?’

‘Hi guys! Come in and meet the gang!’

‘I’m letting you off with a warning.’

‘And I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll block all your building plans.’

‘Congratulations – it’s a non-smoker.’

‘Waiter – there’s an essence of fly in my foam of foraged vegetable soup.’

‘So whose idea was it to build on a flood plain?’

‘So I’ve called this meeting to clear the air.’

‘Two Bs or not two Bs?’