KJ Lamb

‘Oh Roger, you know how shellfish disagrees with me.’

‘Sun, sea, sand and sewage.’

‘The chicken’s off.’

‘Such good service. On time, and I got a seat.’

‘We’ve dropped the words “For richer…”’

‘I’m OK with the swearing bit.’

‘It’s a commemorative coin – to remind us of when we had money.’

‘Thankfully Gerald, everyone agrees that your masculinity is non-toxic.’

‘Take me to your catchment area!’

‘And how long have you had these feelings of emptiness?’

‘He’s doing his out-of-work experience.’