Cancel your operation
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Wednesday
Take plenty of photos so we can show him where he’s been when he gets back
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Wednesday
I feel so redundant
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Ban the car
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Wednesday
And the award for the best picket line goes to…
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‘She’s botch-body ready.’
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Wednesday
I’ll have another pair
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Wednesday
Can I see a doctor?
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Wednesday
There’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup
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Wednesday
To be honest, the job’s soul-destroying
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Wednesday
You know how shellfish disagrees with me
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Recycling
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Say vegan cheese
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Wednesday
Sun, sea, sand and sewage
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Wednesday
The chicken’s off
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To be honest, you weren’t my first choice of patient
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Wednesday
I got a seat
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Wednesday
We’ve dropped the words
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Is he locally-sourced?
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Wednesday
I’m OK with the swearing bit
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