KJ Lamb

‘Today they learned how to write their own name and choose their own pronouns.’

‘I hear you’ve been drawing on the ceiling again, Michelangelo.’

‘Would you mind if some students watch while we cancel your operation?’

‘Take plenty of photos so we can show him where he’s been when he gets back.’

‘I feel so redundant.’

‘And the award for the best picket line goes to…’

‘I’ll have another pair.’

‘Waiter – there’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup.’

‘To be honest, the job’s soul-destroying.’

‘Oh Roger, you know how shellfish disagrees with me.’

‘Sun, sea, sand and sewage.’

‘The chicken’s off.’

‘Such good service. On time, and I got a seat.’

‘We’ve dropped the words “For richer…”’