Divorcing you
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KJ Lamb
Wednesday
Wednesday
Hide and DeepSeek
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Hide and DeepSeek
Wednesday
Rewilding initiative
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‘I’m not sure about this rewilding initiative.’
Wednesday
Have you got what you need for school?
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Monday
It’s a feedback form
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‘It’s a feedback form from the Wise Men – how would we rate the gifts?’
Monday
You’re required to complete forms
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‘You’re required to complete forms X24C and X25(F) for every household you visit.’
I’m not convinced this is going to work
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‘I’m not convinced this is going to work.’
Poles apart
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‘It’s like we’re poles apart.’
Wednesday
Instead of presents I’m giving you an experience
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‘Instead of presents, I’m giving you an experience – not having any presents.’
Wednesday
Assisted crying
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Wednesday
What pairs well with eye of newt and toe of frog?
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‘What pairs well with eye of newt and toe of frog?’
To be honest
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‘To be honest, I was expecting more than this.’
Wednesday
Soup, anyone?
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‘Soup, anyone?’
Wednesday
I just need spice
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‘It’s not you, Marvin – I just need spice.’
Thursday
This is Ms Trellis
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‘This is Ms Trellis, our drama teacher.’
Wednesday
Right to switch off
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Wednesday
Yes Darren
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‘Yes Darren, it’s just like when Daddy has his fingerprints taken.’
Wednesday
Burnt any good books recently?
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‘Burnt any good books recently?’
Getting so good
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‘He’s getting so good at telling his right from his far right.’