KJ Lamb

‘You’ve had work done, haven’t you?’

From our US edition

‘You’ve had work done, haven’t you?’

The art of the meal deal

Seashells

‘I’m afraid that the festive good cheer wasn’t sustainable.’

‘These feelings of elf-loathing – are they affecting your work?’

‘Message from the Hendersons – they’re sorry we didn’t quite make their Christmas card list this year, but Happy Christmas anyway.’

You will meet a tall dark stranger

Ah! The village Green

Dept for migration

Trigger or treat?

I’ve said I don’t want Tony Blair at our Christmas drinks – but what if he turns up anyway?

Would you prefer to hear your operation’s been cancelled by email, post, SMS, phone, WhatsApp, Google Chat – or all of the above?

‘Don’t tell anyone, but it’s my emotional support parrot.’

I’m so excited about the prospect of a new Labour deputy leader

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