KJ Lamb

‘It’s a rough area.’

‘Well everyone – Norman’s definitely a man.’

‘How influencer-endorsed is the duck?’

It followed her to school one day, which was not against the rules as it was her support animal

‘May I bet on your vote?’

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‘You’ve had work done, haven’t you?’

The art of the meal deal

Seashells

‘I’m afraid that the festive good cheer wasn’t sustainable.’

‘These feelings of elf-loathing – are they affecting your work?’

‘Message from the Hendersons – they’re sorry we didn’t quite make their Christmas card list this year, but Happy Christmas anyway.’

You will meet a tall dark stranger

Ah! The village Green

Dept for migration

Trigger or treat?