‘How influencer-endorsed is the duck?’
‘How influencer-endorsed is the duck?’
‘How influencer-endorsed is the duck?’
‘It followed her to school one day, which was not against the rules as it was her support animal.’
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‘May I bet on your vote?’
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‘You’ve had work done, haven’t you?’
‘You’ve had work done, haven’t you?’
‘I’m afraid that the festive good cheer wasn’t sustainable.’
‘These feelings of elf-loathing – are they affecting your work?’
‘And I’d vote Reform.’
‘Message from the Hendersons – they’re sorry we didn’t quite make their Christmas card list this year, but Happy Christmas anyway.’
‘Ah! The village Green.’
‘Trigger or treat?’
‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’
‘I’ve said I don’t want Tony Blair at our Christmas drinks – but what if he turns up anyway?’
‘Would you prefer to hear your operation’s been cancelled by email, post, SMS, phone, WhatsApp, Google Chat – or all of the above?’
‘Don’t tell anyone, but it’s my emotional support parrot.’