Grizelda

‘It doesn’t do anything.’

‘There must be someone who is interested in my unwanted sexual attention.’

‘We really hoped we’d be Tories by now.’

‘Hold the front page!’

‘I didn’t realise there was a university campus nearby.’

‘Your ideas haven’t gone down well with the online mob.’

‘Ugh! They’re trolling each other again.’

‘Yes, our kids are happy with their genders.’

‘No one’s bothering to talk to Geoff – he’s lost his blue tick.’

‘Mummy, can you burn me a story?’

‘Let’s renounce something everyone’s forgotten.’

‘What ideologies did you learn at school today?’

‘Oh look! He’s censoring his first words.’

‘It’s good to see him staying economically active.’