Grizelda

‘We get to pick one Christmas argument each.’

‘We had to switch it off.’

‘It’s all right for you – at least you were poor already.’

‘We’ve cut down on non-essentials, like children.’

‘When did we become the dissenters? I thought we were the establishment!’

‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’

‘We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave.’

‘What’s this about you not having the opinions of someone in their twenties?’

‘I’m anti-growth.’

‘Vote Labour!’

‘Urgh! Not another culture war.’

‘Congratulations! It’s one of these!’

‘As a mark of respect, I’m going to be really disrespectful after the funeral.’