Did the government deliver while I was out?
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‘Did the government deliver while I was out?’
Grizelda
Thursday
Thursday
What’s this about you?
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‘What’s this about you not having the opinions of someone in their twenties?’
Geoff will now talk to us about energy efficiency
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‘Geoff will now talk to us about energy efficiency.’
Thursday
‘I’m anti-growth’
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‘I’m anti-growth.’
Thursday
Vote Labour!
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‘Vote Labour!’
Thursday
Not another culture war
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‘Urgh! Not another culture war.’
Thursday
Congratulations! It’s one of these!
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‘Congratulations! It’s one of these!’
Thursday
A mark of respect
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‘As a mark of respect, I’m going to be really disrespectful after the funeral.’
Thursday
New Tory PM
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‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’
Whatever goes up
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‘Whatever goes up, must go up again.’
Good old days to look back on
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‘I’m sorry, kids, but you won’t have any good old days to look back on.’
Thursday
Showing worrying signs of being a future PM
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‘Your son is showing worrying signs of being a future PM.’
It’s in a catchment area for a great school
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‘Ah! But it’s in a catchment area for a great school!’
Thursday
Recovery position
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‘OK… open the gas bill.’
It puts me off freedom of expression
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‘It puts me off freedom of expression, to be honest.’
Thursday
Lured into ordering the siren
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‘Did you have to be lured into ordering the siren?’
Thursday
They’re playing doctors and nurses
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‘Oh look. They’re playing doctors and nurses.’
Thursday
Helpful list of things
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‘We’ve drawn a helpful list of things you can no longer afford.’
