NHS dentist
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Grizelda
Wednesday
Friday
Nice opinion poll
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‘I’d like a nice opinion poll for Christmas.’
What’s happening?
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‘Oh no! What’s happening in the Middle East now?!’
Wednesday
I love showing restraint
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‘I love showing restraint in other people’s pay.’
Opened a Twitter account
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‘Goodness! He only opened a Twitter account last Wednesday.’
Wednesday
Not what they were
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‘Cats on the internet are not what they were...’
What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?
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‘What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?’
Very popular
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‘The area’s very popular with people who can’t afford their mortgages any more.’
Wednesday
Lifestyle choice
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‘We don’t need any help, thanks. This is a lifestyle choice.’
Wednesday
Oh no! We’ve gone back to basics again
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‘Oh no! We’ve gone back to basics again.’
Help will be trickling down soon
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‘Help will be trickling down soon.’
Wednesday
She doesn’t even seek human approval
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‘She doesn’t even seek human approval.’
Wednesday
The news is heartbreaking at the moment
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‘The news is heartbreaking at the moment.’
Wednesday
Do the working class like us yet?
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‘Do the working class like us yet?’
Wednesday
Things are bad
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‘Things are bad – he misses Liz Truss.’
Wednesday
Don’t bother
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‘Thank goodness the police don’t bother arresting us!’
Wednesday
We’re lucky we avoided the flight chaos
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Thursday
What a coincidence! Our kids are at a fee-paying school, too!
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‘What a coincidence! Our kids are at a fee-paying school, too!’
Wednesday
It’s not fair! All my friends are pathologised
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‘It’s not fair! All my friends are pathologised – why can’t I be?’
