Grizelda

‘She doesn’t even seek human approval.’

‘The news is heartbreaking at the moment.’

‘Do the working class like us yet?’

‘Things are bad – he misses Liz Truss.’

‘Thank goodness the police don’t bother arresting us!’

‘What a coincidence! Our kids are at a fee-paying school, too!’

‘It’s not fair! All my friends are pathologised – why can’t I be?’

‘But I haven’t started reading yet.’

‘We rowed back a bit on our green principles.’

‘Congratulations! You’re not a witch after all.’

‘There must be a better way to protect the kids from social media.’

‘I draw the line at rich people getting poorer as well.’

‘And these are our low fixed-rate mortgages…’

‘What sort of mortgage misery are you looking for?’