Grizelda

‘At least someone’s enjoying our sovereignty.’

‘I’m afraid you can’t afford money any more.’

‘The public are demanding minimum service levels.’

‘Oh god! My diet is working! I’ll have to carry on with it.’

‘We’re hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse.’

‘You’re upsetting the markets.’

‘We had to switch it off.’

‘It’s all right for you – at least you were poor already.’

‘We’ve cut down on non-essentials, like children.’

‘When did we become the dissenters? I thought we were the establishment!’

‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’

‘We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave.’