Grizelda

‘Does anyone have a slogan they’d like to shout out?’

‘Disagreeing with me is a hate crime!’

‘What did you get offended by at school today...?’

‘The night-time economy is not what it was.’

‘It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”.’

‘There he was, happily slagging off Putin, when he suddenly keeled over.’

‘I’m sorry darling, but the diversity, equity and inclusion officer says you need to leave.’

‘Good news! There’s someone even more unpopular than us!’

‘Have you been on social media again?’

‘Oh God! He’s going to discover other people like him.’

‘Well, that’s sparked quite a bit of debate.’

‘Hold the front page!’

‘I know you’re angry, but please stop tearing up the post.’