Dog whistles
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‘I don’t answer to dog whistles, bigot!’
Grizelda
Wednesday
Wednesday
Have you been on social media again?
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‘Have you been on social media again?’
Wednesday
Other people like him
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‘Oh God! He’s going to discover other people like him.’
The return of Trump
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‘How are you coping with the return of Trump?’
Wednesday
We don’t need to say anything
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‘We don’t need to say anything.’
Wednesday
Hold the front page!
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‘Hold the front page!’
I was only creating orders
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‘I was only creating orders.’
Wednesday
Please stop tearing up the post
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‘I know you’re angry, but please stop tearing up the post.’
Wednesday
NHS dentist
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Friday
Nice opinion poll
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‘I’d like a nice opinion poll for Christmas.’
What’s happening?
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‘Oh no! What’s happening in the Middle East now?!’
Wednesday
I love showing restraint
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‘I love showing restraint in other people’s pay.’
Opened a Twitter account
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‘Goodness! He only opened a Twitter account last Wednesday.’
Wednesday
Not what they were
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‘Cats on the internet are not what they were...’
What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?
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‘What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?’
Very popular
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‘The area’s very popular with people who can’t afford their mortgages any more.’
Wednesday
Lifestyle choice
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‘We don’t need any help, thanks. This is a lifestyle choice.’
Wednesday
Oh no! We’ve gone back to basics again
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‘Oh no! We’ve gone back to basics again.’
Help will be trickling down soon
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‘Help will be trickling down soon.’