Grizelda

I’m afraid he’s a young white male

‘Quiet for a moment everyone! Geoff would like to articulate his rage.’

From our US edition

Quiet for a moment everyone! Geoff would like to articulate his rage

Oh no! They’ve noticed that I’ve quietly removed my pronouns from my bio

‘I thought you were supposed to be wise men?’

‘You haven’t dressed your dog.’

Hallelujah! You have become a pregnant person!

‘I’m afraid you’ve become wealthy.’

‘I wish the activist staff would get on with some work.’

‘When I say she’s problematic, I mean she has very ordinary views on things.’

‘Couldn’t we just have stopped paying our TV licence?’

‘Daddy, can you read me a bedside political narrative?’

‘Let’s increase taxes for everyone earning over an MP’s pay.’

‘Can’t you even be a little bit woke, just for politeness’s sake?’

I think it’s time you accepted the world has gone mad.