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Wednesday
Tuesday
How long do you spend on your scream now that you’ve banned the kids from the internet?
‘How long do you spend on your scream now that you’ve banned the kids from the internet?’
Wednesday
Wednesday
When I was young Reform were really popular
‘When I was young Reform were really popular’
Wednesday
He’s clinging on – determined to live through the end of woke
‘He’s clinging on – determined to live through the end of woke.’
Wednesday
‘We need to prepare for government.’
‘We need to prepare for government.’
Thursday
Hang out with rich people
From our US edition
‘Hang out with rich people.’
‘We aren’t drinking anywhere near enough for our age!’
From our US edition
‘We aren’t drinking anywhere near enough for our age!’
Wednesday
‘Hang out with rich people.’
‘Hang out with rich people.’
Wednesday
‘We need a more rigorous process for our public appointments.’
‘We need a more rigorous process for our public appointments.’
Thursday
‘The dog’s been on the internet again.’
From our US edition
‘The dog’s been on the internet again.’
Wednesday
‘I’m worried some of you may be harbouring leadership ambitions.’
‘I’m worried some of you may be harbouring leadership ambitions.’
Thursday
‘You were the future once.’
From our US edition
‘You were the future once.’
‘I’m afraid he’s a young white male.’
From our US edition
‘I’m afraid he’s a young white male.’
Wednesday
‘Look at the migration figures!’
‘Look at the migration figures!’
Wednesday
‘You were the future once.’
‘You were the future once.’
I’m afraid he’s a young white male
‘I’m afraid he’s a young white male.’
Friday
‘Quiet for a moment everyone! Geoff would like to articulate his rage.’
From our US edition
‘Quiet for a moment everyone! Geoff would like to articulate his rage.’
