Grizelda

‘We aren’t drinking anywhere near enough for our age!’

From our US edition

‘Hang out with rich people.’

‘We need a more rigorous process for our public appointments.’

‘The dog’s been on the internet again.’

From our US edition

‘I’m worried some of you may be harbouring leadership ambitions.’

‘You were the future once.’

From our US edition

‘Look at the migration figures!’

‘You were the future once.’

‘Quiet for a moment everyone! Geoff would like to articulate his rage.’

From our US edition

Quiet for a moment everyone! Geoff would like to articulate his rage

Oh no! They’ve noticed that I’ve quietly removed my pronouns from my bio

‘I thought you were supposed to be wise men?’

‘You haven’t dressed your dog.’

Hallelujah! You have become a pregnant person!

‘I’m afraid you’ve become wealthy.’