Grizelda

Human customer services operative

Stockmarket figures

How long do you spend on your scream now that you’ve banned the kids from the internet?

Disposable income

When I was young Reform were really popular

He’s clinging on – determined to live through the end of woke

Ballot

Hang out with rich people

From our US edition

‘Hang out with rich people.’

‘We need a more rigorous process for our public appointments.’

‘The dog’s been on the internet again.’

From our US edition

‘I’m worried some of you may be harbouring leadership ambitions.’

‘You were the future once.’

From our US edition

‘Look at the migration figures!’

‘You were the future once.’