New Tory PM
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‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’
Grizelda
Thursday
Whatever goes up
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‘Whatever goes up, must go up again.’
Good old days to look back on
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‘I’m sorry, kids, but you won’t have any good old days to look back on.’
Thursday
Showing worrying signs of being a future PM
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‘Your son is showing worrying signs of being a future PM.’
It’s in a catchment area for a great school
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‘Ah! But it’s in a catchment area for a great school!’
Thursday
Recovery position
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‘OK… open the gas bill.’
It puts me off freedom of expression
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‘It puts me off freedom of expression, to be honest.’
Thursday
Lured into ordering the siren
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‘Did you have to be lured into ordering the siren?’
Thursday
They’re playing doctors and nurses
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‘Oh look. They’re playing doctors and nurses.’
Thursday
Helpful list of things
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‘We’ve drawn a helpful list of things you can no longer afford.’
Thursday
It’s not ladylike to fight
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‘It’s not ladylike to fight.’
Thursday
I completely agree with you
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‘Pssst, I completely agree with you.’
His first steps backwards
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‘Oh look! He’s taking his first steps backwards.’
Policing comedy
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Thursday
Don’t get too excited
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‘Don’t get too excited… this one’s public anger.’
Thursday
We need to work on this campaign literature
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‘We need to work on this campaign literature.’
It’s too expensive to go on holiday
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Wednesday
Photographic evidence
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‘He’s just seen photographic evidence of what an idiot he is.’
