It’s probably TB
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‘It’s probably TB, but we won’t be sure until six months after we’ve killed you.’
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‘It’s probably TB, but we won’t be sure until six months after we’ve killed you.’
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‘Anyone got a better plan for getting through the winter?’
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‘And you think that you’re a minority group.’
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‘Tell me about the old days again, Dad. When we had silicon chips.’
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‘I’ve been offered £10,000 to change universities or £20,000 to become a lorry driver.’
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‘Look, I can still fit into my old burqa!’
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‘The threat is receding but we still have to be cautious.’
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‘Isn’t it great to be eating indoors again?’
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‘You can’t come in unless you’ve been double jabbed.’
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‘Did you manage to find anything you were looking for today?’
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‘Waiter, there’s a fly suffering unnecessarily in my soup.’
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'I know, but we’ve got to learn to live with it.’
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'… for ever and ever, lockdown without end, Amen.’
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‘Please, no more promises.’
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‘Gentlemen, this is the new tax rate we’ll be avoiding.’
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‘Frankly we’re tired of your predatory behaviour.’
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