Fishermans Arm’s
From our UK edition
‘Did I ever tell you of the time I was cast adrift on a sea of paperwork?’
Bernie
Thursday
Thursday
We moved to the catchment area
From our UK edition
‘We moved to the catchment area of an excellent private tutor...’
Return to home schooling
From our UK edition
‘Write an essay entitled “What I didn’t do on my holidays”.’
2021 diaries
From our UK edition
Thursday
Not allwed in the delivery room
From our UK edition
‘I’m not allowed in the delivery room.’
I want it to be a surprise
From our UK edition
‘They don’t know we’re coming – I want it to be a surprise!’
God rest ye merry gentlemen…
From our UK edition
‘God rest ye merry gentlemen and ladies, non-binary, transgender, gender neutral, pan-gender, a-gender…’
Thursday
It wasn’t until lockdown
From our UK edition
‘It wasn’t until lockdown that I realised how little we have in common.’
Thursday
‘I’ll have a vodka martini
From our UK edition
‘I’ll have a vodka martini — shaken, not stirred — and a Scotch egg.’
You can have a pint with it
From our UK edition
‘Go on! You can have a pint with it.’
Thursday
The long Black Friday
From our UK edition
The long Black Friday
Today we’d like to shout to you about Jesus
From our UK edition
‘Today we’d like to shout to you about Jesus.’
Thursday
He’s self-alienating
From our UK edition
‘He’s self-alienating.’
Thursday
Poor thing. I think he wants to go out
From our UK edition
Thursday
They gave their lives
From our UK edition
‘They gave their lives so that we could enjoy the freedom that we have today.’
Thursday
Double, double, toil and trouble
From our UK edition
‘Double, double, toil and trouble rule of six and support bubble…’
Thursday
Clocks go back
From our UK edition
‘That’s an extra hour in bed lying awake worrying.’
