Bernie

‘Eat up! There are starving children in England.’

‘That’s an extra hour in bed lying awake worrying.’

‘Don’t snitch on them, dear – have a word with them first.’

‘Welcome to the new normal.’

‘Leicester… Lancashire… Caerphilly… It’s working its way though the cheeses!’

‘Lucy wokes from home.’

‘Can I talk to you about social distancing?’

‘We can stay but we’ll have to share with 250 new builds.’

‘Could I maybe take you out to dinner sometime, on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday?’

‘Well, this is embarrassing.’

‘Pleased to meet you – always nice to put a face to a name.’

‘You haven’t got the hang of this wild swimming have you?’

‘It’s great to get our cultural lives back, isn’t it Shelley?’