How to have the perfect phone call
Time of day is important
Satire
Tuesday
Friday
A Godfrey New Year
All I had to do was give myself a colonic with a turkey baster and a sachet of organic miso soup, and I was ready to embark on my metaphysical quest
Thursday
My evening with the Bernie Bros
‘What motivates you?’ I asked one man. ‘Bitterness,’ he said, without a pause
Tuesday
Vince Vaughn owes me a colon cleanse
Your foul and reckless actions have caused my intestines to spasm
Thursday
The gloriously unhinged progressive pushback against the Babylon Bee
The humor may or may not be to your taste but it’s hardly about to bring the republic crashing down in a slurry of ignorance
An exclusive first look at the Sussex Royal catalog
Who fancies a bottle of Eau de Markle™?
Tuesday
Exclusive: the Iranian cultural sites Trump will bomb
The Imam Reza shrine has been moved up the US target list and is now just ahead of the Whole Foods Market in the Grand Bazaar of Tehran
Monday
Finally, Gervais said something I agree with
I whole-heartedly supported his decision to omit tributes to the deaths of white people until more actors of color are included
Tuesday
Headlines of the coming year
Trump Tweet Hints At Displeasure With Lawyer ‘Rudy Is A Great Guy But He Is Making Trump Look Evil And Should Stop Going On TV NOW!!!’
Thursday
J.K. Rowling is a TERF!
The thought that I will no longer be welcome in a fictional school for wizards has destroyed me
Wednesday
Christmas greatness: a Yuletide sermon
Christmas is under attack. It has to be defended
Godfrey Elfwick’s Nativity drama
I’m dreaming of a woke Chr*stm*s
Friday
What went wrong in the UK election?
Clearly I failed to insult people I disagreed with frequently enough
Wednesday
Jameela Jamil is the sassy pro-choice voice we need
I honestly cannot fangirl her enough
Saturday
Disney wants A Whole White World
These white supremacists certainly like to play the long game
Digby Dent on lawn darts in winter
Taking a doughy-handed son of privilege and making him clubbable doesn’t happen by magic
Wednesday
Leave Jessica Yaniv alone
I mostly blame Ricky Gervais for the hate this brave woman is having to fight against every day
Thursday
Black Friday is racist
Calling it ‘ White Friday ’ is also racist
Saturday
My morning with Black Lives Matter UK
By the time I was 12, I was listening to Bob Marley while memorizing Dr King
Friday
When a comedian is pro-censorship, I start finding them funny
Now I know that Sacha Baron Cohen is woke as fuck, I shall endeavor to watch his work
