Are vaccine passports enough?
Bring on the WokeChip
Godfrey Elfwick
Wednesday
Monday
My advice for Kamala, America’s first trans president
We need to make it easier for parents to transition their children. The sooner the better
Sunday
Praise be to our benevolent Big Tech Overlords
Twitter and Facebook and Google and Apple have joined forces, like Marvel’s Avengers, to bravely eliminate the bad guys in our midst
Friday
Dear Godfrey: real problems, woke answers
My inbox has been literally inundated with more than several emails beseeching my guidance on every progressive topic under the sun
Friday
Reparations for the transblack community!
I believe that I qualify for reparations from the white man who has kept me down and prevented me from achieving my full potential
Monday
Hasn’t Jessica Krug suffered enough?
Pretending to be black is a common side-effect of trauma
Tuesday
Why I’m voting for Kamala Harris (and Joe Biden)
Anyone who drives a Prius is welcome to a bumper sticker
Saturday
I was almost the Portland Athena
I closed my eyes for a moment and imagined the police’s confusion as they watched me approach them
Sunday
Godfrey’s Race to Dinner
Your vanilla voice is not welcome. Your low-pigment opinions are invalid
Wednesday
Godfrey’s drag queen story time
Do it for the children
Tuesday
Escape from CHAZ
CHAZ is an oasis of acceptance amid a society hell bent on glorifying discrimination and prejudice
Tuesday
Imagine no police force
The complete removal of a police force is exactly the kind of thing John Lennon (who was tragically shot dead in 1980) would have been behind
Monday
I fell out with my friend Chrysanthia over abortion
As a transwoman, the chance of me ever being able to have an abortion in my lifetime is slim
Friday
Dealing with a pandemic as a nonbinary person
It takes a lot more effort for someone like me to face this outbreak head-on as a genderflective cisneg agitator
Sunday
Minnesota doesn’t deserve Ilhan Omar
The majority of Trump-idolaters criticize Islam for not allowing women to choose who they wish to marry
Friday
Happy Rape Culture Day
Valentine’s is another patriarchal holiday meant to goad us into accepting capitalism
Sunday
Speed-dating in Portland with Godfrey Elfwick
If you have a ‘type’ when it comes to matters of the heart, then your narrow-mindedness sickens me
Friday
A Godfrey New Year
All I had to do was give myself a colonic with a turkey baster and a sachet of organic miso soup, and I was ready to embark on my metaphysical quest
Wednesday
Godfrey Elfwick’s Nativity drama
I’m dreaming of a woke Chr*stm*s
Saturday
Disney wants A Whole White World
These white supremacists certainly like to play the long game
