Heavy-handed
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Thursday
Thursday
Blood-coloured carpets
‘Blood-coloured carpets would be practical.’
If it’s Harry I’m in a meeting
‘If it’s Harry I’m in a meeting.’
School age
We met on the internet
‘We met on the internet.’
Dr. Seuss is too offensive
‘Dr Seuss is too offensive — so I’ll read you the Chips Channon diaries.’
Gone a little too far
‘I’m beginning to think our diversity policy has gone a little too far.’
Support from the palace
‘I must admit, I thought I could have had more support from the palace.’
I think your father’s hoping
‘I think your father’s hoping he’ll never have to hug anyone again.’
Increase of 1 per cent
‘That’s disappointing — I was expecting an increase of 1 per cent.’
I can remember exactly what I was doing
‘I can remember exactly what I was doing this time last year.’
Thursday
Almost unsurvivable
‘That was almost unsurvivable.’
No, you can’t have a note
‘No, you can’t have a note excusing you from PPE.’
Fiscal conservative
Data, not dates
‘It’s about data, not dates.’
Wait till your father
‘Wait till your father actually goes somewhere and then gets home...’
Brazil variant
‘Oh no! The Brazil variant will reverse lockdown easing!’