Letter of no confidence
‘Which one of us gets to be Carrie?’
‘We have nothing affordable. Can you come back in the past?’
‘Apparently it’s a compliment.’
‘It’s all his own making. You might even call it self-isolation.’
‘Take me to your leader’s wife.’
‘All very well, Wilf, but “sorry” is meaningless unless you change your behaviour.’
‘Darling, you would tell me if you were part of a deep state satanic cabal, wouldn’t you?’
‘There’s one in every party — we can’t get him to leave…’
‘Can you keep the noise down? I can’t hear myself drink.’