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Thursday
Thursday
A stunt man does all my Oscar presenting
‘A stunt man does all my Oscar presenting.’
Can we afford to go anywhere yet?
‘Can we afford to go anywhere yet?’
We could get some Ukrainians
‘We could get some Ukrainians in to huddle up with for warmth.’
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I’d like to thank my fighting coach
‘I’d like to thank my fighting coach...’
The area has benefitted from no restrictions on money laundering
‘The area has benefitted from no restrictions on money laundering.’
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Thursday
No thanks. I’m not sailing P&O
‘No thanks. I’m not sailing P&O.’
I’ve looked into the oligarch’s case
‘I’ve looked into the oligarch’s case and I’ve agreed to take it.’
All about streaming
‘These days the Oscars are all about streaming’
Taking me somewhere expensive for Mother’s Day
Let me introduce Peter
‘Let me introduce Peter, who will be doing all our dirty work for us.’
Do you think Starmer will ever identify as the opposition?
‘Do you think Starmer will ever identify as the opposition?’
Sorry kids
This is a hoax, right?
Go from A to Z
‘No one can afford to go from A to Z at these prices.’
Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world
'Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world.’
I am a Batman, but I’m not The Batman
‘Sorry, I am a Batman, but I’m not The Batman.’