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‘Hallelujah! You have become a pregnant person!’
‘Bang goes our quiet Christmas.’
‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
‘This bears no relation to independent forecasts.’
‘I’m afraid you’ve become wealthy.’
‘This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?’
‘I’m spending Christmas alone this year.’
‘I’m sorry kids but you’re going to be lifted into poverty.’
‘If it turns out you’ve been lying about Father Christmas, Mum, you’ll have to go.’
‘It’s very modern. There’s a different takeaway driver behind every door.’
‘All that mansplaining was a waste of time.’
‘What do you think we should do about the loneliness epidemic?’