Energy bill crisis
‘Surely there’s a better word!’
More cartoons
Thursday
Booster jabs
You do realise that’s a watercolour
‘You do realise that’s a watercolour.’
How much longer before we close?
Thursday
An offer we can’t refuse
‘They made us an offer we can’t refuse.’
Parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough
‘Your parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough.’
Showing worrying signs of being a future PM
‘Your son is showing worrying signs of being a future PM.’
Strong languages department
‘We have a strong languages department.’
It’s in a catchment area for a great school
‘Ah! But it’s in a catchment area for a great school!’
We’re in the school catchment area
‘Oh no! We’re in the school catchment area.’
Too late
One for the price of three
‘Is it me – or are things getting worse?’
Recreating their natural environment
Martin Lewis
Stockpiling energy
‘I’m stockpiling energy.’
The land of our dreams
‘We’re almost at the land of our dreams – I can smell the raw sewage.’
