Conserve our electricity
‘Ron and I have decided to conserve our electricity for the festive season.’
More cartoons
Thursday
New pub signs
New pub signs.
Try turning it off and turning it off again
‘Try turning it off and turning it off again.’
New Tory PM
‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’
Whatever goes up
‘Whatever goes up, must go up again.’
Autumn week planner
‘The days are getting shorter.’
He’s offsetting his cancelled flight
‘He’s offsetting his cancelled flight by cutting down a tree.’
Good old days to look back on
‘I’m sorry, kids, but you won’t have any good old days to look back on.’
Coin collecting
‘Norman’s taken up coin collecting.’
Energy bill crisis
‘Surely there’s a better word!’
Booster jabs
You do realise that’s a watercolour
‘You do realise that’s a watercolour.’
How much longer before we close?
Thursday
An offer we can’t refuse
‘They made us an offer we can’t refuse.’
Parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough
‘Your parents don’t think you’re being stretched enough.’
Showing worrying signs of being a future PM
‘Your son is showing worrying signs of being a future PM.’
Strong languages department
‘We have a strong languages department.’
It’s in a catchment area for a great school
‘Ah! But it’s in a catchment area for a great school!’
