Big rise in shop lifting
More cartoons
Wednesday
I’m getting the new fat jab
‘I’m getting the new fat jab.’
Thursday
Take me to your catchment area!
‘Take me to your catchment area!’
I’ll have the homework
Teachers’ strikes
What ideologies did you learn at school today?
‘What ideologies did you learn at school today?’
Which author would you like to cancel?
‘Which author would you like to cancel?’
Why are you in detention?
‘Why are you in detention?’
So… let’s assemble a school
‘So... let’s assemble a school.’
School photo
We think you might be our son’s teacher
‘We think you might be our son’s teacher.’
The dog sensitivity-read my homework
‘The dog sensitivity-read my homework.’
Wednesday
Sue Gray cracked the civil service code
‘Sue Gray cracked the civil service code’
Whats App Doc
The case against Boris Johnson
‘It’s the case against Boris Johnson’
It was a wood-burner
‘It was a wood-burner but we converted it to books.’
Are you sure this migrant plan is going to work?
Don’t play “Sympathy for the Devil”
‘Oh, and Mick, don’t play “Sympathy for the Devil” – it might imply support for Putin’
