‘You wait ages for someone to throw under the bus and then three come along at once.’
‘You wait ages for someone to throw under the bus and then three come along at once.’
‘You wait ages for someone to throw under the bus and then three come along at once.’
‘Does that mean more cock-ups?’
‘Incuriouser and incuriouser.’
‘You failed the vetting process,’
‘I’m getting hints of blood, five miles away.’
‘Good evening, I’m from the government’s “summer of sex” compliance office.’
‘You shouldn’t have done all the things millennials were told to do.’
‘A lot of Labour councillors won’t survive the day.’
‘He said he wanted to “Padel”.’
‘Tell us more about this universal credit.’
‘Of course it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’
‘They’ll crucify him for this’
‘We are no longer in dynamic alignment.’
‘Why can’t they just accept we don’t want kids?’
‘There are pothole issues...’