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Steve Bannon’s army of lookalikes

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Steve Bannon on Fox News this weekend

Stephen K. Bannon positioned himself as the godfather of a new American political movement. Now he’s cultivated the aesthetic of a true guru.

Bannon appeared on Fox News’s Sunday Morning Futures sporting a new, more laid-back summer look, with flowing gray locks and a Mediterranean tan, as if he’d wandered off the set of a mid-Nineties Coen Brothers movie.

Cockburn knows it’s rather unfair to judge political figures by their physical appearances — particularly someone like Steve Bannon, who has been scrutinized for wearing two collared shirts at once by podcasters and described as looking like ‘if Nick Offerman drowned’ by comedians. Perhaps it’s barbs like these that prompted Bannon to revisit the sartorial drawing board.

Before he reinvented himself, Bannon had a doppelgänger: Keith Heard, a lobbyist and former Republican Senate staffer. Luckily Twitter was on hand to suggest some more lookalikes who could emulate Bannon if he’s ever in need of a body double.

Porn star Ron Jeremy

https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/1295041197052841984

Rock star Meat Loaf

https://twitter.com/ritzcrackerman/status/1295139353581084672

Comedian Ron White

A fan of country star Willie Nelson

Actor Jon Voight

Comedian Rosie O’Donnell

https://twitter.com/ndilettante/status/1295063644968017921

Timothy Spall playing Peter Pettigrew

Danny McBride as Kenny Powers

https://twitter.com/Kadamo/status/1295134261671067648

Country singer Johnny Cash

https://twitter.com/NickOHlessA/status/1295119399163015169

Jeff Bridges playing Jeff Lebowski

Actor Kurt Russell

https://twitter.com/bigbadchang/status/1295330457547149312

Comedian Amy Schumer

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Strip club owner Peter Stringfellow

Country singer Ricky Skaggs

https://twitter.com/forrealthobrent/status/1295109929792143360

Podcast host Steve Bannon

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