Hot and irritable
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‘I’m feeling so hot and irritable, I’m joining in the BBC pile-on’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Wednesday
Have they finished HS2 yet?
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‘Have they finished HS2 yet?’
Wednesday
Boost defence spending
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I don’t suppose you’d consider a U-turn?
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‘I don’t suppose you’d consider a U-turn?’
Wednesday
I’m ex-forces
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‘I’m ex-forces, so… I’ve had worse accommodation.’
Shall we get another puppy?
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‘Shall we get another puppy?’
Two words for you – “Speedo Summer”
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‘Oh dear, two words for you – “Speedo Summer”.’
Wednesday
Before we get too serious
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‘Before we get too serious I must ask – do you want puppies?’
Wednesday
Apparently we go well with bargaining chips
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‘Apparently we go well with bargaining chips.’
Wednesday
Look after mum
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‘Why is there nobody in this country who wants to look after Mum?’
Island of strangers
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‘I hope we’re not an island of strangers.’
Wednesday
We should sign this anti-Trump pact
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‘We should sign this anti-Trump pact.’
Wednesday
Gail and I are staying together
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‘Gail and I are staying together for the sake of the pets.’
Tuesday
I’ve been too generous for too long
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‘I’ve been too generous for too long.’
Easter rat
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‘Look, it’s the Easter rat.’
Wednesday
I think I’ll just get a dog.
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‘I think I’ll just get a dog.’
We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff
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‘We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff.’
We’re living in the best of times
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‘We’re living in the best of times.’
Wednesday
I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat
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‘I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat.’
