I think I’ll just get a dog.
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‘I think I’ll just get a dog.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff
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‘We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff.’
We’re living in the best of times
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‘We’re living in the best of times.’
Wednesday
I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat
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‘I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat.’
You haven’t seen Adolescence?
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‘You haven’t seen Adolescence?!’
Wednesday
Scatter cushions
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‘Ugh! Scatter cushions.’
Wednesday
Can I be excused?
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‘Can I be excused on the grounds of mental health?’
Wednesday
Death class
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Death class
Am I hitting my diversity targets?
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‘Am I hitting my diversity targets?’
You’re watching chess?
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Wednesday
Expecting you
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‘I’ve been expecting you, Mr Bond’
DEI measures
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‘I think we should get rid of our DEI measures.’
I can’t wait
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‘I can’t wait to go outside to see if the humans have obliterated themselves.’
Wednesday
I prefer the British approach
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‘I prefer the British approach of breaking things slowly.’
I have a large collection of action figures and model cars
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‘If you want a toy boy, I have a large collection of action figures and model cars.’
It’s quite crowded in here
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‘It’s quite crowded in here.’
Wednesday
Mountaineer
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Roses are red
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‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I can simulate loving you.’
Happy Valentine’s!
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