I think I’ll just get a dog.
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‘I think I’ll just get a dog.’
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‘I think I’ll just get a dog.’
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‘We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff.’
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‘We’re living in the best of times.’
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‘I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat.’
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‘You haven’t seen Adolescence?!’
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‘Ugh! Scatter cushions.’
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‘Can I be excused on the grounds of mental health?’
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Death class
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‘Am I hitting my diversity targets?’
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‘I’ve been expecting you, Mr Bond’
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‘I think we should get rid of our DEI measures.’
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‘I can’t wait to go outside to see if the humans have obliterated themselves.’
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‘I prefer the British approach of breaking things slowly.’
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‘If you want a toy boy, I have a large collection of action figures and model cars.’
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‘It’s quite crowded in here.’
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‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I can simulate loving you.’
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