‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
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Wilbur
Wednesday
Wednesday
How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?
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‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’
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I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.
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Wednesday
‘This is no time for a leadership contest’
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Wednesday
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
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Wednesday
What have we done to deserve this?
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You will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading
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Wednesday
Don’t make assumptions
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Wednesday
This won’t be the last
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Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?
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Wednesday
We’re moving to Dubai
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Wednesday
Some good news for a change
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Heart attack
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Wednesday
You’re certainly beach-body ready
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Wednesday
Don’t you kids know
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Wednesday
Sexist abuse
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Wednesday
I considered joining the Labour party
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Wednesday
Hot and irritable
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