‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’
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Wilbur
Wednesday
Roses are red
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Thursday
Wednesday
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
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‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’
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Wednesday
‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’
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‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
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Wednesday
‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’
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‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’
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‘At least we’ve got water.’
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There’s an app for that now
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Wednesday
The old rules-based order is history
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‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’
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And they all lived happily ever after until the invention of the smartphone…
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Monday
And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?
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Saturday
‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’
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Wednesday
‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
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