Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?
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‘Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?’
Wilbur
Wednesday
‘Move over!’
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‘Move over!’
Wednesday
‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
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‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
I want the credit for this!
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‘I want the credit for this!’
The Belittled Prince
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The Belittled Prince
Wednesday
‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
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‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
Wednesday
How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?
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‘How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?’
‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’
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‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’
I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.
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‘I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.’
Wednesday
‘This is no time for a leadership contest’
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‘This is no time for a leadership contest’
‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’
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‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’
Wednesday
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
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‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
Wednesday
What have we done to deserve this?
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‘What have we done to deserve this? Trump this week, Harry last week...’
You will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading
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‘But you will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading.’
Wednesday
Don’t make assumptions
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‘Don’t make assumptions about the outcome of the deputy leadership contest.’
Wednesday
This won’t be the last
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‘This won’t be the last shake-up at No. 10.’
Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?
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‘Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?’
Wednesday
We’re moving to Dubai
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‘That’s it – we’re moving to Dubai.’
Wednesday
Some good news for a change
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‘Some good news for a change.’
Heart attack
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‘He was so shocked I passed he had a heart attack.’