‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
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Wilbur
Wednesday
Wednesday
Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?
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‘Move over!’
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Wednesday
‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
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I want the credit for this!
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The Belittled Prince
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Wednesday
‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
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Wednesday
How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?
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‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’
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I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.
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Wednesday
‘This is no time for a leadership contest’
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Wednesday
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
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Wednesday
What have we done to deserve this?
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You will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading
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Wednesday
Don’t make assumptions
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Wednesday
This won’t be the last
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Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?
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Wednesday
We’re moving to Dubai
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Wednesday
Some good news for a change
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