Overpromised and underdelivered
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‘I’m afraid Santa may have overpromised and underdelivered.’
Wilbur
Monday
Bingeing
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Merry Christmas!
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‘Merry Christmas!’
Hopefully, many will choose heating over eating this year
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‘Hopefully, many will choose heating over eating this year.’
Friday
Netflix and spill
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‘Netflix and spill?’
That’s a perfectly good egg
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‘That’s a perfectly good egg that could have been thrown at the King.’
Tuesday
Train strikes could ruin xmas
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‘Bah! We wanted to do that.’
Wednesday
Stuff of mythology
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‘I thought they were the stuff of mythology too, but apparently there are people who like Matt Hancock.’
Thursday
The cat’s dragged in an injured bird
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‘The cat’s dragged in an injured bird.’
Thursday
All the gay footballers should boycott the World Cup!
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‘All the gay footballers should boycott the World Cup!’
Since I stung Matt Hancock
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‘Since I stung Matt Hancock the phone has not stopped ringing.’
Thursday
Our first date
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‘You’re seriously suggesting a walk in the park for our first date?’
Thursday
Post-match interviews
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Qatar will need 10,000 litres of water
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Our asylum system is broken
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‘Well, the lunatics are running it.’
Thursday
Rowing-back machine
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Latest Tory leadership election
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Efficiency savings
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‘That’s one area they could make some efficiency savings…’
Thursday
All we have to do is reverse everything
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‘All we have to do is reverse everything.’
Thursday
Now I’ll have a look at your home…
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‘Your insulation is excellent. Now I’ll have a look at your home…’
