Tim Bales

‘It’s a spoof about the World Cup, though FIFA will be hard to ridicule.’

‘Making it bigger is the only way to get the council to mend it.’

‘They’re not the party of the environment they once were.’

‘That must have been the strong winds!’

‘When it comes to Trump, we have thousands of words for no!’

‘With the world in flux, at least we’ve our Cuba holiday to look forward to.’

‘Fantastic news, sir – another prisoner has been released by mistake!’

I’d far rather be in Rio, on Copacabana Beach!’

‘These homemade biscuits – are they meant to be trick or treat?’

‘It’s an invoice from my parents and they’re charging more than the nursery.’

‘Oh no, not more flag-waving!’

‘They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade.’

‘That also rather sums up Labour’s immigration policy.’