Passport
‘Think back. Where else might you have put your passport?’
The Spectator
Thursday
Fracking
‘Fracking? What on earth is fracking?
Charlie
Laywers
‘Agree to Mr Saatchi’s terms or you’ll get to keep the Tracey Emins.’
Water Cooler
‘Water cooler moment ... water cooler moment...’
Bleet
‘Someone’s sent me a bleet.’
Tunnel Of Luvvie
Gchq
‘This is the first time I’ve been out with anyone from GCHQ.’
Twitter 4
‘Yes, he can talk but it’s mostly just a stream of banal drivel.’
Dog Buscuits
Blimy
‘Blimey! Another pub has disappeared.’
Viral
‘Congratulations, you’ve gone viral.’
Magazine
‘I don’t know why we stock that magazine — nobody ever buys it.’
Cheesecake
‘One cheesecake, two forks, and a ruler.’
Homeless
‘He pulled himself down by his bootstraps.’
Cluff
Groomed
Hiviz
‘I didn’t know the dress code, so I opted for safety.’
Divorce 3
Egypt shows us that elections aren’t enough
Democracy and holding elections are not the same thing. There could be no better demonstration of this than the experience of Egypt. Protesters who two years ago gathered in Cairo to force a dictator out of office, and to win the right to replace him with an elected governmentS, are back — this time to
