Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

John Bercow banished from The Traitors

Poor John Bercow just can't seem to catch a break. In his never-ending quest to find some relevance post-parliament, the former MP has been thwarted at every time. First, Covid put a stop to his burgeoning career on the speaking circuit. Then a report into his bullying behaviour led to a suspension of his Labour membership, thwarting any hopes of a comeback there. And now, inevitably, Bercow's reality-TV career has ended abruptly after he was banished from the US version of the Traitors. The ex-Speaker today became the seventh 'celebrity' to be axed from the second series of the reality show, hosted by Scottish actor Alan Cumming. During the episode, Bercow was seen opening an envelope which read: 'By order of the traitors, you have been murdered.

Watch: Galloway versus Sky News

After Rishi Sunak's speech criticising the Rochdale result, there was only one reaction worth getting. The duty of interviewing George Galloway was left to Sam Coates of Sky News, following Sunak's claim that last night's result was 'beyond alarming.' Galloway initially played ball, telling Coates that he wasn't taking the matter too seriously: We're talking about little Rishi Sunak in the fag end of his prime ministership. Don't talk to me as if he has come down from the Mount with tablets of stone. As if the things he says are meant to awe me... I've got the democratic mandate here, not Rishi Sunak. He didn't even come second! He's lucky to come third.

Watch: Tory Alicia Kearns rebukes MP for removing ‘T’ in ‘LGBT’

In order to be inclusive of as many sexual orientations and gender identities as possible, Mr Steerpike uses the acronym LGBTQIA2S. Readers won't need to be reminded that this stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer/Questioning, Intersex, Asexual and Two spirit. During a debate in the Commons this afternoon, Tory MP Alicia Kearns preferred the somewhat punchier four-letter 'LGBT'. Her fellow MP, the Alba party's Westminster leader, Neale Hanvey, then ditched the letter 'T'. Kearns' response was furious: 'He is absolutely right but there was one digit missing from his LGBT. We do not divide the LGBT community in this place.' Kearns then went on to accuse Hanvey of 'suggesting that trans people do not exist': 'I will not stand for that.

Watch: Galloway heckled by Just Stop Oil during victory speech

You've got to hand it to Just Stop Oil: just when you think you've seen the last of the climate protest group, up they pop again. The eco-activists gave George Galloway a not-so-warm welcome back to Parliament, heckling the newly-crowned MP for Rochdale during his victory speech. Galloway was mid-flow in his speech, declaring bullishly, 'Keir Starmer – this is for Gaza', when a spray of orange confetti fluttered towards Galloway – but didn't quite hit its target. Undeterred, a Just Stop Oil protester then began shouting: 'George Galloway, you are a climate change denier! You said in the hustings that you want to extract oil and gas from the North Sea…' The heckling stopped Galloway mid-speech, but his supporters were having none of it.

Richard Tice and George Galloway in war of words

Following his triumph in the Rochdale by-election, George Galloway marked the occasion by dropping another bombshell. Speaking to reporters at the count, Galloway was asked about the criticisms of Richard Tice, Reform party leader, who said that his candidate Simon Danczuk suffered intimidation throughout the campaign. Yet, in a shock twist, Galloway responded by claiming Tice had previously asked him to a Reform candidate. He told reporters: I think Mr Tice has rather lost his balance, and Mr Farage too, and I remind Mr Tice that I have on my telephone a text from him inviting me to be the Reform UK candidate in a by-election not that long ago. I’d prefer not to publish it, but if he keeps telling lies about me I will have to tell the truth about him.

Watch: Penny Mordaunt slaps down Andrew Bridgen

Thursday morning in parliament brings with it Business Questions and the chance for Penny Mordaunt to slap down another opponent from the despatch box. Today though, her stand-out moment came not against her regular SNP opponents but rather a former colleague. Andrew Bridgen, the sage of North West Leicestershire, called for a debate on capital punishment in a not-so-subtle way of obtaining a clip for his vaccine-hating fan-base. He said to Mordaunt: I've always opposed capital punishment on the principle that it's wrong to take a life so it can't be right for the state to take a life in revenge. Events have caused me to reconsider my position.

Watch: Lord Forsyth warns of foreign states owning British newspapers

All eyes were on the House of Lords this afternoon where it is the second reading of the Media Bill. Lord Forsyth, the former Scotland Secretary, has tabled what is known as a 'motion to regret' – a device which allows peers to express their opposition to legislation without stopping it. Forsyth's ire had been sparked by the failure of the Bill to include a motion banning the ownership and control by foreign governments of British newspapers. It comes as the Emirati government is seeking to buy both the Daily Telegraph and The Spectator, via an investment vehicle called Redbird IMI. In his speech this afternoon, Forsyth criticised those who suggested that the Emirati state would have no editorial control over these organs of public opinion.

Prince Harry loses against the Home Office

Prince Harry just can't seem to catch a break. The renegade royal this morning lost his High Court legal challenge against the British government over the level of his security protection provided when he is in the UK. It comes after he quit being a 'working royal' back in February 2020, a decision that led to him being accorded a lesser degree of security in line with his reduced status. The dilettante Duke though, did not take this decision well. First, he launched a legal bid to be allowed to make private payments for police protection when he was visiting the UK. Having lost that, he then launched a second initiative based on 'unlawful and unfair' treatment.

Tony Blair bolsters his empire (again)

Ping! An email arrives in Steerpike's inbox. It seems that the Tony Blair Institute – the eponymous creature of the perma-tanned politician – has gone on a bit of a recruitment drive. Not content with having, in their words, '100 staff embedded in governments around the world', Blair's babes have now bagged themself a general and top scientist too. How long before they add an Archbishop? For this week, Sir Tony's Institute proudly announced that Sir Patrick Vallance, the UK's Chief Scientific Adviser during Covid, is joining them as a 'Strategic counsellor' alongside Sir Nick Carter, the former Chief of the Defence Staff. All those knights, let's hope they have a round table...

Watch: Nick Ferrari cuts off minister over Lee Anderson

The Lee Anderson saga shows no sign of going away anytime soon. Five days after the Ashfield MP had the whip removed for claiming 'Islamists' had 'got control' of the Mayor of London, Tory ministers are still tying themselves in knots over how best to elegantly distance themselves from their now-suspended colleague. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has declared that what Anderson said was 'wrong' but his colleagues appear unable to agree whether his comments were 'Islamophobic'. The latest hapless minister to trip up is Michael Tomlinson, the man tasked with the immigration brief. Appearing on LBC this morning, Tomlinson was asked six times why it was necessary to remove the whip from the red wall Rottweiler.

When will Simon Case appear before the Covid Inquiry?

It’s the question all Whitehall is asking. When will Simon Case appear before the Covid Inquiry? The Cabinet Secretary was due to give evidence prior to Christmas but was then signed off on sick leave in late October. Heather Hallett, the inquiry chair, allowed Case to skip his scheduled questioning after reviewing his medical records but promised that he would still be asked to give evidence before her at a later date. More than five months on and, happily, Case is now better, having resumed his duties at the beginning of January. Yet despite his return to work seven weeks ago, there is still no news as to when he will be expected to give evidence.

Tory switchers less keen on Sunak’s smoking ban

It's the threat the Tories really fear: a high-profile defection at the beginning of an election year. Richard Tice's Reform party might be polling at around 10 per cent nationally but until now they've struggled to make an impact in Westminster. That could all change if Lee Anderson, the red wall Rottweiller, chooses to defect following his loss of the Tory whip last Friday. 'His sentiments are supported by millions of British citizens, including myself', declared Tice in a statement last night. And now Mr S has evidence suggesting that the government might be inadvertently aiding Reform's cause through their choice of priorities. One such example is gradual smoking ban announced by Rishi Sunak at October's Conservative party conference.

Labour loses control of the credit card

After four straight election defeats, Labour are desperately keen to prove that the party has changed. Gone – supposedly – are the bad old days of tax and spend. Fiscal restraint is now the order of the day. The £28 billion in green spending has been unceremoniously axed; a commitment to restore the bankers' bonus cap duly binned too. No more will 'uncontrolled spending' be synonymous with Keir Starmer's party. So it must be to the chagrin of Labour HQ then that not all their frontbenchers appear to have got the memo about the importance of being trusted with the country's credit card. For Steerpike has been told by one of his spies that David Lammy's Amex card was discovered today outside one of Westminster's favourite watering holes.

Watch: Chris Bryant’s parliamentary hypocrisy

It's D-day for Lindsay Hoyle as he battles to save his job. The Speaker of the House got into hot water with the SNP last Wednesday after kiboshing their attempts to force Labour into a bind on a Gaza ceasefire. Stephen Flynn, the nationalists' Westminster leader, is now pushing for Hoyle to today grant a fresh vote on the Middle East crisis. Labour are, understandably, less keen on the idea, with the Starmer army keen to brush over the negotiating tactics they used with the Speaker last week. So it must have been to their chagrin then that Chris Byrant popped up on Channel 4 News last night to gleefully spill the beans on the whole enterprise.

Angela Rayner facing questions over council house sale

A difficult Monday morning for Labour deputy leader Angela Rayner. The right-on left-winger is facing some tricky questions today after Lord Ashcroft did some digging into her background for his latest book Red Queen? As part of his Rayner biography, the former Tory peer published documents which showed that in January 2006 the Ashton-under-Lyne MP bought her council house in Vicarage Road, Stockport, with a £26,000 discount under Margaret Thatcher's right-to-buy scheme. She was registered on the electoral roll there from 2005 to March 2015. In 2010 she married Mark Rayner – but, confusingly, they were listed at different addresses for the next five years: she gave her address as Vicarage Road yet he gave his address as Lowndes Lane, a mile away.

Tory MPs turn on Tobias Ellwood

The fall-out from Lee Anderson’s suspension continues tonight. With speculation still ongoing as to whether the Ashfield MP might defect to Reform, friends of the red wall Rottweiler are concerned that his suspension will, in the words of one, only ‘embolden the wets’. Such fears have only been strengthened tonight by a bizarre row breaking out in one of the Tory backbench WhatsApp groups.  It began when Sir John Hayes, chairman of the Common Sense Group, wrote in the aftermath of Anderson’s suspension that ‘the facts speak for themselves. Islamist extremism poses the greatest threat to national security and wellbeing'. It prompted Tobias Ellwood to weigh in and demand that ‘John – with respect – please delete that comment.

Lee Anderson loses the Tory whip

Oh dear. Lee Anderson has now lost the Conservative whip after refusing to apologise for comments directed at London's mayor. Appearing on GB News yesterday, the red wall Rottweiler declared that 'Islamists' have 'got control of London' and its mayor, Sadiq Khan. He told the network that Khan has 'Given our capital city away to his mates. I don’t actually believe that the Islamists have got control of our country, but what I do believe is they’ve got control of Khan, and they’ve got control of London.' It triggered a storm of criticism from the opposition parties, with Anneliese Dodds, the Labour chair, labelling Anderson's comments as 'unambiguously racist and Islamophobic'.

Watch: Truss turns on the Financial Times

Where would be without Liz Truss? The blonde bombshell hit Washington DC this week to attend the great right-wing jamboree that is the Conservative Political Action Conference. Appearing alongside Trump election mastermind Steve Bannon, Truss told the crowd that she had wanted to cut taxes and the size of the state while in No.10, but 'the economic establishment in Britain wanted to keep things the way they were – they got me.' 'But I have learnt from that, Steve,' she said. Bannon then interjected: 'Hold on – was it the Economist that got you, was it the Financial Times of London, the City of London – are they the ones that run the deal over there?

Civil servants roll over £323 million worth of holiday

It was Douglas Jay who wrote that 'In the case of nutrition and health... the gentleman in Whitehall really does know better what is good for people than the people know themselves'. But that instinct, it seems, deserts Sir Humphrey when it comes to planning his own holiday. For civil servants have today been told to 'use it or lose it' after it emerged staff at six government departments have been allowed to rollover hundreds of millions of pounds worth of annual leave. The TaxPayers' Alliance found that a total of more than £323 million of paid holiday was carried over between 2019 and 2023, a figure is likely to be far higher, given that most government departments, er, refused to provide the information.