Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Scotland’s Crown Office still hasn’t received Murrell’s charge sheet

News just in: Scotland's Crown Office has still not received a report from Police Scotland about the SNP's former chief executive Peter Murrell — almost a fortnight after he was rearrested and charged with embezzlement. Talk about taking things slowly... The husband of former first minister Nicola Sturgeon was taken into police custody for the second time on 18 April as part of the police probe into SNP finances — and charged with embezzling funds from his own party. Yet two weeks on, there has been little sign of the case progressing. Shortly after the police force announced that it had charged the former SNP chief, it transpired that Murrell had also resigned his party membership.

Scots favour a Kate Forbes premiership

Back to Scotland, where it’s set to be another turbulent day. The SNP continues its slow-motion implosion while leadership frontrunners Kate Forbes and John Swinney ponder about standing for the top job. To add insult to injury, Scottish Labour’s motion of no confidence in the Scottish government will be voted on this afternoon. As the nationalist psychodrama ensues, what exactly do Scots makes of it all? The SNP establishment has hailed former deputy first minister Swinney as its candidate of choice, with Holyrood cabinet ministers and Westminster group leaders coming out to support the Nicola Sturgeon ally.

Watch: Monty Panesar stumped on George Galloway’s Nato pledge

If you thought the last you’d hear of George Galloway’s Workers Party of Britain would be the Rochdale by-election, you were sadly mistaken. 'Gorgeous George's' group is back in the limelight after former England cricketer, Monty Panesar, announced that he would be the party's candidate in Ealing Southall at the upcoming general election — even revealing ambitions to one day be Prime Minister. Panesar is just part of an eclectic bunch trying to be recruited by the Workers Party. While Galloway claims he's held secret talks with several Labour MPs keen to jump ship, it has also been announced today that Craig Murray — the pro-indy blogger jailed for contempt of court over the Alex Salmond trial — will be joining his party's ranks.

First illegal migrant paid to go to Rwanda

In what seems like a watershed moment for the government’s Rwanda plan, the first migrant has been sent to the country from the UK. Only, um, it’s not actually the primary Rwanda deportation scheme that’s supposed to stop the small boats. No, this man voluntarily relocated to the central African country after being offered up to £3,000 to do so. Alright for some... In a rather confusing series of events, separate to the Rwanda Act there is also a voluntary deportation plan on the go. Migrants who are unable to stay in the UK legally are rather more politely rounded up and asked if they would please move elsewhere, incentivised by the promise of financial aid.

When will the Telegraph sale be concluded?

To the Commons, where Culture Secretary Lucy Frazer this afternoon gave a ministerial statement on the future of the Telegraph Media Group. It follows this morning’s news that the Abu Dhabi-backed company RedBird IMI will put the Daily Telegraph and Spectator titles back up for sale, after parliament moved to block foreign state ownership of UK newspapers and magazines. Frazer gave the House a brief outline of the government’s unchanged stance and then it was the turn of Labour’s Thangam Debbonaire to demand some answers.

Watch: Starmer U-turns over Rosie Duffield

Starmer Chameleon does it again. The publication of the Cass review brought about a period of reckoning for politicians previously willing to live in fantasyland — and now it's Sir Keir who has been forced to swallow his words. After years of flip-flopping on the trans issue, the Labour leader this morning admitted that he does in fact agree with one of his most vocal MPs on women’s rights: Rosie Duffield.  A politician with a penchant for U-turns, Starmer has a long and convoluted history of changing his mind on the trans debate. Sir Keir was staunchly in favour of gender reforms and allowing trans people to self-ID as recently as 2021, even working with LGBT+ site PinkNews to release a video reiterating his support for the trans community.

Watch: Deputy FM accidentally announces leadership bid

It’s a gaffe a day with the SNP. Even with hapless Humza stepping down, the Nats are still slipping up. This time the deputy first minister Shona Robison is in the limelight, after Yousaf’s second-in-command made an on-air blunder just hours after the First Minister announced he would be quitting his job. In the world’s shortest-lived leadership bid, Robison confidently told Sky News on Monday night that ‘yes’, she would be in the running for the top job. ‘You are in the running?’ presenter Mark Austin replied incredulously. ‘No — sorry,’ Robison corrected herself after a rather awkward pause. ‘No I am definitely not in the running.’ Mr S can only imagine the collective sigh of relief that reverberated around Scotland at her retraction.

Will Vaughan Gething be the next First Minister to go?

A First Minister on the ropes, facing questions about his judgement? No, it's not hapless Hamza Yousaf this time. Instead, the latest legislator in the firing line is none other than Vaughan Gething, the recently-selected head of the Welsh government at Cardiff Bay. Gething has been in the job for less than six weeks but is already facing a storm of criticism about the way in which he got it. The former economy minister narrowly triumphed in last month's Labour leadership contest by 51.7 per cent of the vote to Jeremy Miles' 48.3 per cent. But Gething's subsequent tenure has been dominated by questions about the £200,000 his campaign accepted from a company whose owner was twice convicted of environmental offences.

Runners and riders for next SNP leader

It’s a day that ends in ‘y’ which means hapless Humza Yousaf is once again having a tough time of it. After ditching the Green coalition and therefore his pro-independence majority in Holyrood, Yousaf left himself vulnerable to no confidence motions – and opposition parties haven’t let the opportunity pass them by. As Yousaf faces one vote in his leadership and another in his government, conversations about the tenability of his position have picked up pace. The SNP has now confirmed he will make a statement at midday today on his future. If hapless Humza decides his time is up, who’s next in line to replace him? Kate Forbes What comes around goes around.

Truss book becomes a bestseller

Much has been made of Liz Truss's book since its publication a fortnight ago. Jeering critics were quick to mock but Mr S was among the first to note that Amazon actually sold out of copies within 72 hours, such was the demand from punters. And today's Sunday Times confirms that there is a still keen public interest in what the former premier has to say. For Truss is now number three on the newspaper's highly-prized bestseller list for general hardbacks, taking the bronze medal behind Salman Rushdie's harrowing tale of his 2022 assault and, er, RuPaul's autobiography. The Sunday Times boasts that its list is regarded as the 'most accurate and comprehensive estimation of book sales in the country'.

Tory MPs savage Poulter in the group chat

So. Farewell then Dan Poulter. The Central Suffolk MP has today switched from the Conservatives to join the Starmer army, firing off a double-barrelled blast at his former party's handling of the NHS. The Tories, Poulter says, are now little more than a 'nationalist party' who have abandoned 'compassion' as part of an increasingly 'rightward drift.' Ouch. One place where there is certainly little compassion for Poulter today is in the Tory MPs' WhatsApp chat where his onetime colleagues are reacting with a mixture of mockery and fury. 'Didn't he step down in 2019?' asked Alex Stafford, labelling Poulter 'A nobody trying to be a somebody.' 'I didn't even know he was an MP!' added Sara Britcliffe while Chris Clarkson went for brevity and labelled Poulter 'An arse.

Humza Yousaf’s five worst moments as First Minister

Scotland’s beleaguered First Minister Humza Yousaf is reportedly considering his position this morning, despite insisting on Friday that he would not resign from the post and intended 'to win the vote of no confidence'. Hapless Yousaf made his bed on Wednesday morning by U-turning on the Bute House Agreement and ditching his coalition partners – after first U-turning on a key government climate target. Has he been swapping notes with Sir Keir Starmer?  The First Minister left in his wake a rather furious septet of eco-activists who now plan to form an unlikely alliance with the Tories, backing Douglas Ross’s no confidence motion in Yousaf. Meanwhile, the Scottish Labour party has gone one step further and lodged a vote of no confidence in the government.

Listen: Scottish Green MSP sobs on radio over coalition collapse

If the Scottish Greens are good at anything, it's making every issue about themselves. While the First Minister of Scotland faces two votes of no confidence next week — one in his own leadership and another in the SNP government — his party's former coalition partners continue to vent their anger at the breakdown of the Bute House Agreement on the airwaves. As though a scorned lover, Patrick Harvie's barmy army has used most of the last 36 hours to release embittered statements about their abrupt exit from government.

Khan grovels for Chief Rabbi jibe

Dogs bark, cows moo and Sadiq Khan puts his foot in it again. With a week to go until polling day in the capital, you might have thought that the Mayor of London would try to avoid any bad headlines. But there he is, giving another ill-judged interview to Mehdi Hasan. In it, the Mayor implied that the Chief Rabbi’s criticism of Khan’s call for a Gaza ceasefire was influenced by his Muslim-sounding name. Quite the claim to throw around… Khan told Hasan he was ‘disappointed’ when Jewish leaders and ‘friends’ including Ephraim Mirvis condemned his decision to speak out on Gaza, while a similar ceasefire call by Manchester Metro mayor Andy Burnham was ignored.

Watch: minister asks if Rwanda and Congo are different countries

Oh dear. Poor Chris Philp has done it again. Fronting up the broadcast brief last night, the policing minister was wheeled out on Question Time to sell the government's migration mission. But the Home Office minister appeared to make a bit of a blunder when asked a question about the Rwanda scheme. One audience member who said he came from the Democratic Republic of the Congo, asked Philp: I come from a neighbouring country called Congo, if you know geographically that it is located right next door to Rwanda. And right now in Goma there's a genocide going on and there's such a big conflict going on with people from Rwanda. So had my family members come from Goma on a crossing right now would they be sent back to the country that they're supposedly warring, Rwanda?

Even GB News viewers prefer Starmer to Sunak

Oh dear. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak is no stranger to poor poll outcomes – but a new survey may cut a little closer to the bone. Over 500 GB News loyalists were quizzed on their political attitudes in the lead up to the next general election and the results are now in. Amongst the channel’s devotees, the most popular party of the moment — with a rather comfortable lead – is, um, Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour lot. How times change… In a weird twist of fate, Starmer Chameleon's party outflanked the Tories by eleven points after the ‘don’t knows’ were excluded. Almost four in ten viewers backed the reds, while Sunak’s boys in blue garnered support from less than a third of viewers.

Humza Yousaf faces no confidence vote

If last week wasn’t bad enough for hapless Humza Yousaf, this week has brought him even more turbulence. Now the Scottish government’s SNP-Green coalition has collapsed leaving the SNP to field a minority government and some rather, er, furious Greens in opposition. And to add insult to injury, Scottish Conservative leader Douglas Ross delivered a real zinger in First Minister's Questions today when he announced that he was lodging a vote of no confidence in Humza Yousaf. ‘He is a failed First Minister,’ Ross told Holyrood, ‘he has focused on the wrong priorities for Scotland.’ With Labour, the Lib Dems and the Tories all looking to support the motion, all eyes are now on – you guessed it – the Greens.

When will the BBC apologise to Toby Young?

More bad times at the BBC. The Corporation is in hot water yet again following last week's episode of Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg. During a discussion on whether extreme weather events are caused by carbon emissions, TV eco-warrior Chris Packham launched into one of his patented rants when asked by businessman Luke Johnson to provide some evidence. Packham sneered: It doesn’t come from Toby Young’s Daily Septic [sic], which is basically put together by a bunch of professionals with close affiliations to the fossil fuel industry. It comes from actually something called science. But in his haste to put down Johnson, Packham appears to have blundered. For Young, a longtime Spectator contributor, has now submitted a complaint to the Beeb over the 'false and defamatory' claim.

Watch: Cameron squirms over Rwanda questions

Rishi Sunak’s Rwanda bill might have got through parliament, but are his own ministers convinced it will work? Among the sceptics appears to be Lord Cameron, who seemed a little apprehensive this morning when grilled on the government’s immigration plan. It’s hardly the best look when your own Foreign Secretary appears unconvinced… Cameron was asked by interviewer Anushka Asthana on ITV’s Peston show whether he would have pursued this same policy if he still was in the top job. A rather reluctant Cameron replied: ‘Well, we had a totally different situation where you could return people directly to France. I’d love that situation to be the case again.’ Hardly a full-throated defence. The newly-created peer continued: That’s the most sensible thing.

Watch: Greens grilled on ‘zero murders’ pledge

To the fantasy land of the Greens, where no promises are off the table — no matter how surreal. Just 48 hours after the Scottish branch embarrassed themselves over the Cass report, now it's the turn of their London counterpart. Step forth Zoe Garbett, the party's pink-haired nominee for the capital's mayoralty, who is running on a platform of... 'zero murders'. Yes, that's right, if the Greens win, they claim they can end homicide in the capital within ten years. Garbett was rightly grilled on her ludicrous promise last night during LBC's 'London Mayoral Debate'. After a somewhat incredulous Tom Swarbrick asked Garbett: 'You've suggested that you would like to see no murders in London in ten years?