Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Nick Clegg embraces Brexit benefits

Well, well, well. In his new job as president of global affairs at Meta, former leader of the Liberal Democrats and staunch Remainer Nick Clegg has announced a widespread roll-out of Meta AI across countries including Brazil and the UK. Yet, rather interestingly, the Brexit-opposed businessman noted that the software was unable to be rolled out in the EU 'because of the regulatory uncertainty we face there'. Taking to Twitter, the Remoaner noted: We’re expanding Meta AI to more countries, including Brazil and the UK. Unfortunately, we still can't roll it out in the EU because of the regulatory uncertainty we face there.

Guardian deletes controversial 7 October review

Uh oh. To the Grauniad, where trouble is afoot. It transpires that the paper’s review of One Day in October, a harrowing Channel 4 documentary about the tragedy of the 7 October terror attack on Israel by Hamas, has caused quite a stir. So much so that it has, in fact, been deleted and wiped entirely from the Guardian’s website. The review had ruffled feathers after suggesting that the documentary had portrayed Gazans as ‘testosterone-crazed Hamas killers’: If you want to understand why Hamas murdered civilians, though, One Day in October won't help. Indeed, it does a good job of demonising Gazans, first as testosterone-crazed Hamas killers, later as shameless civilian looters, asset-stripping the kibbutz while bodies lay in the street and the terrified living hid.

Treasury: no plans for Reeves’ robes

It's tough times at the Treasury for poor Rachel Reeves. With three weeks to go until Labour's first Budget, every mandarin on Horse Guards Road has been rummaging down the back of the proverbial sofa, looking for any extra cash to spend. The fiscal rules look set for a rejig; taxes are likely to be raised and there's talk even of spending cuts – though whether the Chancellor can get that past her backbenchers remains another matter. And with Reeves demanding 'efficiency savings' across Whitehall, it seems that retrenchment has even extended to her own office. For centuries, successive ministers at the Treasury were given a robe of office in their capacity as Master of the Mint.

Pro-life buffer zone residents could face £10,000 fines

Welcome to the land of the unfree – otherwise known as Scotland. John Swinney's SNP government have laid out its rules for anti-abortionists north of the border, and the measures are even worse than many campaigners first imagined. Buffer zones – in which pro-life activists cannot protest – were introduced at the end of September after MSPs passed the Abortion Services (Safe Access Zones) (Scotland) bill earlier in the year. And it now turns out that if residents living within these exclusion areas, within 200 metres of abortion clinics, hang protestations in their windows, they could be fined up to £10,000. Golly.

Labour under fire over Taylor Swift policing fiasco

Dear oh dear. It transpires that the Home Secretary Yvette Cooper received a free concert ticket to Taylor Swift's shows in the summer – like many of her Labour colleagues. The revelation comes a day after the now-ousted Tory leadership candidate James Cleverly attacked Cooper over claims that the police had been pressed to provide extra protection for Taylor Swift. How very curious... On Wednesday, it was revealed that Cooper had personally intervened to ensure the US pop star received a police convoy to her Wembley shows in London. After a terror attack on Swift's Vienna tours was foiled, it was claimed that the singer's mother – and manager – was threatening to cut Swift's London shows unless top level police support was provided.

Sir Keir’s curious Falklands claim

While Sir Keir Starmer and outgoing Tory leader Rishi Sunak went tête-à-tête in today's Prime Minister's Questions, Mr S is rather more intrigued by the Prime Minister's response to a question from the Lib Dems. Sir Ed Davey quizzed Starmer today on the British overseas territories – asking the PM whether he could 'ensure that British citizens, fishing off the Falklands, can sail proudly under the Union Jack'. Fast on his feet, Sir Keir told the Commons solemnly: 'My uncle nearly lost his life when his ship was torpedoed defending the Falklands.' Going on he insisted: 'They are British and they will remain British.' Strong stuff. https://youtu.

Watch: Sunak’s ‘fire and rehire’ Sue Gray jibe

It's the first Prime Minister's Questions since conference season and Labour's recent woes have given the leader of the opposition a rather lot of material. An energetic Rishi Sunak was fast to mock Sir Keir Starmer over tensions in his top team – in a dig at Starmer's swapping out of chief of staff Sue Gray for Labour election guru Morgan McSweeney at the weekend. 'Mr Speaker,' Sunak began, 'tomorrow the government will publish their anticipated changes to employment law. Given the weekend's events, when did the Prime Minister first become a convert to "fire and rehire"?' Ouch. It's a touchy subject for the PM, not least because Gray's allies have rather ferociously turned on him since the move.

Cleverly slams Home Secretary over Taylor Swift’s special escort

Well, well well. The Labour lot are under the spotlight once again. It transpires, after the Sun newspaper's splash this morning, that Home Secretary Yvette Cooper personally intervened to ensure that Taylor Swift received a police convoy to her Wembley shows. Priorities, priorities... Cooper has come under fire after reporting revealed that London's Metropolitan police were pressed by politicians over Swift's security measures. Three of the US singer-songwriter's Vienna shows were cancelled this year after a suicide bomb attempt was foiled by forces – and it has been claimed that the American pop icon's mother and manager was threatening to cut the singer's London shows unless top level police support was provided.

Farage predicts Tory leadership finalists

Today's the day that the nation finds out who the final two Conservative leadership candidates will be – after a vote by MPs this afternoon. On Tuesday, former security minister Tom Tugendhat was knocked out after receiving the backing of just 20 MPs, coming fourth place to Kemi Badenoch on 30 votes, Robert Jenrick on 31 and James Cleverly on a whopping 39. And finally the question on everyone's lips has been answered: who does Nigel Farage reckon will be eliminated today? Speaking on GB News, the Reform UK leader set out his predictions for today's highly-anticipated result – and couldn't resist blasting the Tory 'establishment' in the process. 'Who makes the last two?' he asked: Well, I tell you: Cleverly, clearly makes the last two.

Boris: I could have saved Britain from ‘insane Marxist Labour party’

Last night former prime minister Boris Johnson hosted his official book launch for new memoir 'Unleashed'. The ex-Tory leader welcomed former colleagues and allies to the London launch on Tuesday evening, which was complete with a book signing ahead of the tome's publication date this week. Never one to resist a dig at his political opponents, Johnson opened with a quick quip at the current Prime Minister: [My publisher] Arabella here has commissioned, for a princely sum of £18,000 in advance, [Keir Starmer] to write his vision for Britain. And, of course, he strained and strained – to be completely unable to come up with anything. And so, my friends, he has done an astonishing thing. He handed the money back.

Sarwar faces mini-rebellion over winter fuel payment cuts

To Holyrood, where Scotland's politicians have overwhelmingly voted to oppose the Labour government's winter fuel payment cuts. 99 MSPs voted in favour of the motion tabled by SNP First Minister John Swinney, which called on the UK government to 'reverse the introduction of means testing for the winter fuel payment' – and in a sign of cracks emerging in the party, it transpires that Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar has faced a mini-rebellion over the matter. Oh dear. Of Scottish Labour's 22 MSPs, only 16 voted on today's motion. Earlier today, rumours began to circulate that several of Sarwar's MSPs were expected to break the whip and back the SNP – and it has now come to light that two did.

Yousaf under fire for blasting officials in Covid WhatsApps

All has not been well in the Scottish government for some time – and the latest revelation that former first minister Humza Yousaf was slamming civil servant press officers in WhatsApp chats is hardly likely to repair relations. It transpires that hapless Humza and one-time national clinical director Jason Leitch turned on their own officials in Covid message exchanges, uncovered by the Scottish Sun via Freedom of Information request. Oh dear. In a rather ironic twist, it has emerged that Yousaf complained he was 'not hugely impressed' by the efforts of the comms officials working in the health department, before promising to, er, 'sort it out'. Perhaps he should've taken a harder look at his own governing style, eh?

Labour lead slashed to one point

When it rains for Sir Keir Starmer, it pours. Polling by More in Common via Politico has revealed that Labour's lead has been dramatically slashed to just one point ahead of the Tories, only three months after Labour's landslide win. The survey, which polled 2,023 Brits, put support for Starmer's army on 29 per cent – while Rishi Sunak's boys in blue are close on their heels at 28 per cent. Compared to the last poll carried out by the firm a fortnight ago, the Conservatives have gained two points, while Labour has lost one. Meanwhile, Nigel Farage's Reform party is in third place, on 19 per cent – just ten points behind the Labour. Sir Ed Davey's Lib Dems sit on 11 per cent, with the eco-activist Greens on 7 per cent and the Scottish Nats on just 2 per cent.

Boris slams ‘greedy’ Starmer over freebie fiasco

Sue Gray may have moved on, but Sir Keir Starmer's freebie headache isn't going anywhere. Now former prime minister Boris Johnson has lashed out at the Labour PM over his decision to accept gifts clothing, hospitality and glasses – adding that Starmer must be 'worth a bob or two' due to his prestigious legal career. Indeed... It transpired over the last few weeks that Sir Keir has claimed £107,000 in donations since December 2019, including £4,000 of, er, Taylor Swift tickets. It was hardly a Cruel Summer for Starmer, eh? The Prime Minister eventually paid back over £6,000 worth of hospitality – but even that has not managed to squash the story, and Johnson's latest intervention won't help matters much.

Sue Gray’s allies turn on Starmer

Another day, another Sue Gray-related drama. Even though the ex-civil servant has resigned from the role of Sir Keir Starmer's chief of staff after becoming the story herself, she is still managing to generate headlines in her absentia. In an attempt to reboot his government, the Prime Minister swapped out Gray for Labour campaign guru Morgan McSweeney – but the negative briefings haven't stopped quite yet. Now her allies are on the warpath, even hitting out at the PM. Oh dear. As reported by the Times, Gray's allies have attacked claims that the former civil servant had presided over a dysfunctional culture in Downing Street.

Ex-Green leader declares war on strawberries

Who remembers Natalie Bennett, the Aussie-accented eco-warrior whose car crash interviews briefly enlivened the 2015 election campaign? The onetime Green leader has since been installed as one of our great unelected masters in the House of Lords. But it seems that all that the institutional knowledge there has not yet rubbed off on Bennett, who continues to suffer a chronic case of foot-in-mouth syndrome. Many such cases... In her never-ending quest to make life worse for the British people, Bennett has found a new scourge on which to direct her ire: strawberries. Yes, that's right, apparently growing the popular red fruit in colder months is killing the planet and must be banned immediately. Talk about priorities eh?

Watch: Labour Red Prince flounders in GB News grilling

It's been a golden start in politics for Hamish Falconer. The son of former Lord Chancellor Charlie, the ex-Westminster boy triumphed at his first tilt for parliament in July before being appointed a fortnight later as the Minister for the Middle East. Highly regarded by many in the Foreign Office, it was to some excitement then that he made his media round debut today on the one-year anniversary of the 7 October attack on Israel. Unfortunately for Falconer, his first series of TV interviews was not one to remember. Appearing on GB News this morning, he was completely skewered by host Isabel Webster over Sue Gray's Downing Street departure and replacement by Morgan McSweeney.

Sue Gray’s top five lowlights

Change is the flavour of the month and nobody knows that better than Sir Keir Starmer's top team, which on Sunday saw the PM's chief of staff Sue Gray swap out for Labour campaign guru Morgan McSweeney after weeks of negative briefings about the former civil servant. Gray is down but not quite out – taking on an 'advisory' position as 'envoy for the regions and nations' – and as she moves into her next role, Mr S thought it would be worth reflecting on the ex-Starmer staffer's biggest lowlights in the top job... Previous professional controversies If readers cast their minds back to March 2023, they will remember Sue Gray's last episode of explosive job news.