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Back to Scotland, where it appears hapless Humza Yousaf is still trying to stay relevant by going after, er, GB News. The failed former first minister of Scotland is said to be considering his options against the channel after a new report into GB News suggested Yousaf would have a 'very strong case' if he reported the broadcaster to media watchdog Ofcom over its treatment of the ex-FM. Good heavens… The document, released by the Muslim Council of Britain's Centre for Media Monitoring (CfMM), has slammed the channel over an 'excessive' focus on Muslims bordering on an 'obsession [that] regularly demonises their beliefs' – noting that almost 50 per cent of mentions on GB News related to Islam and the Muslim community.

To the Commons, where this afternoon a rather odd intervention took place. The Westminster rumour mill was in overdrive today as word spread that a Member of Parliament was planning to speak against a bill calling for a ban on marriages between first cousins. Not long after speculation began, it was confirmed that a new parliamentarian did indeed want to make his opposition known: one Iqbal Mohamed, Independent MP for Dewsbury and Batley and a member of Jeremy Corbyn's pro-Gaza group. Good heavens… Speaking to fellow parliamentarians today, Mohamed first accepted: 'There are documented health risks with first cousin marriage and I agree this is an issue.

With a change of government, you might have thought 4 July would see a lot of new brooms in Whitehall. Yet, for some mandarins, the dissolution of the last parliament seems to have been the cue to get all the paint brushes and toolkits out. Since the end of May, more than £130,000 was spent by eleven departments across Whitehall as officials rushed to refurbish their new ministers' offices. A series of written questions by new boy Ashley Fox show that two high-spending departments seemed to welcome Labour's arrival with particular gusto. The Department of Energy Security greeted Ed Miliband's return by blowing more than £42,000 – excluding VAT – on a refurbishment including nearly £30,000 worth of new furniture and fittings.

Justin Welby can’t seem to get anything right these days – not even his own leaving speech. Now the outgoing Archbishop of Canterbury has been forced to apologise for the gag-filled monologue he delivered to the House of Lords on Thursday after causing a rather lot of offence with his choice of language. Dear oh dear…  The Archbishop today announced he 'would like to apologise wholeheartedly for the hurt' he caused after his quite controversial remarks – including a reference to an historic beheading – went down badly with both abuse survivors and fellow bishops.

It's not been a good week for Sir Keir's lefty lot. In the last few days alone, Starmer's army has been hit with the revelation that over half of all Brits feel disappointed by Labour’s achievements in government so far – while just hours ago, a new survey by FindOutNow saw Nigel Farage's Reform party surge to second place, overtaking the current government of the day. And now the beast that is Labour's cronyism row threatens to rear its head once more. Steerpike would remind readers that back in 2020, every Permanent Secretary co-signed the grandly-named ‘Declaration of Government Reform’ in June 2020, promising to usher in a new era of transparency, meritocracy and excellence in the palaces of Whitehall.

Another day, another drama at the BBC. Now it transpires that one of the corporation's top newsreaders Clive Myrie failed to declare up to a quarter of a million pounds worth of 'external events' that he was involved in outside of his BBC job. Dear oh dear… As well as undertaking his newsreader role, the Beeb staffer has also been paid for a number of speaking and hosting work – but when it came to logging the additional work on the broadcaster's external events register, Myrie fell short. It took the press getting in touch with the BBC over the issue for the star presenter to register 29 late entries – charging £10,000 a pop for most gigs. Alright for some!