Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Meghan makes her Netflix return

To the Montecito monarchs who, no matter how much they protest about the press, just can't seem to stay away from the spotlight. Not content with her failed podcast Archetypes – which one Spotify exec fumed should have been called 'the f***ing grifters' – or the couples' documentary, rather creatively titled 'Harry and Meghan', the Duchess of Sussex has now released the trailer to her latest venture: 'With Love, Meghan'. Brace yourselves… The Queen of Privacy's teaser clip depicts Prince Harry's controversy-prone wife cooking in California, picking produce from her garden and mingling with famous friends – all rounded off with the Sixties hit 'Do You Believe in Magic'. How sweet – although from the clips Mr S has seen, it's more showbiz than supernatural.

Nick Clegg gets unfriended by Facebook

Happy new year Nick Clegg. The onetime Deputy Prime Minister has spent much of the past decade collecting oodles of cash from the social media giant formerly known as Facebook. Clegg has served as one of Mark Zuckerberg’s senior executives at Meta since October 2018, living out of a £7 million mansion in Silicon Valley. Talk about a good European eh? But all good things must come to an end. And today, just months after trumpeting the UK’s Brexit freedoms on AI policy, he has now announced his departure from Meta. Writing, ironically, on rival platform X, Sir Nick wrote a four tweet statement that had all the spontaneity and joy of a hostage video.

Labour loses 20 councillors in Starmer protest

All is not well in Labourland. Now it transpires that 20 councillors have quit Sir Keir Starmer's party in a rather extraordinary protest at the direction of the party under the new Prime Minister. Those involved will now sit as independent councillors in Broxtowe Borough Council in Nottinghamshire. Dear oh dear… The disillusioned lot have even discussed the establishment of a new independent party after losing faith in Starmer's army, with some claiming Sir Keir's crowd had 'abandoned traditional Labour values' and blasting winter fuel payment cuts. The BBC notes that council leader Milan Radulovic was driven to leave the party, despite being a Labour member for 42 years, over recent policy decisions by the PM.

Small boat crossings up by a quarter on previous year

Labour's crackdown on people smugglers comes as New Year's Day Home Office figures show the number of small boats crossing the English Channel increased by a quarter on 2023. A staggering 36,816 people were recorded as having made the journey on small boats in 2024, with the last group of just under 300 people arriving on 29 December. Good heavens… The figures reveal a 25 per cent increase on the previous year, in which 29,437 people took on the Channel to get to the UK – although 2022 remains the busiest year on record, with a whopping 45,774 arrivals onto British shores. In fact, the latest figures take the total number of people crossing the Channel in small boats since 2018 to more than 150,000. Crikey.

Treasury under fire over private school VAT ads

New year, same problems. Already Sir Keir Starmer's Labour government is in the firing line again – this time facing criticism for private school VAT adverts. Now the Treasury has been accused of breaching impartiality for saying that Starmer's move to apply 20 per cent VAT to private school fees ends a 'tax break'. Dear oh dear… In social media ads, the Treasury has insisted that the scrapping of the VAT exemption on private school fees means that 'tax breaks for private schools will end from 2025', adding that the move will 'enable better investment in state education' and help recruit 6,500 more teachers – one of its first 'steps for change' in government.

Elon Musk calls for Jess Phillips to be jailed

Once Jess Phillips was the queen of Twitter, harrying and hounding the Tories at every chance. But these days it's a very different story. Having been handed government responsibility for safeguarding back in July, the Home Office minister swiftly parked a social media back lash after suggesting she got better NHS treatment for her Gaza vote. She then was accused of 'making excuses' for a masked mob in Birmingham. And today she has found herself the face of another Twitter/X storm after GB News reported that she has formally rejected repeated requests for a Home Office-led inquiry into historic child abuse in Oldham. Phillips wrote that 'it is for Oldham Council alone to decide to commission an inquiry into child sexual exploitation locally, rather than for the government to intervene'.

Which political party leader had the best year?

It's been an eventful year in British politics, with a snap general election and multiple leadership contests keeping political journalists across the country busy. And how have political party leaders fared? With the help of the Spectator's data hub, Mr S has examined which party leaders, both north and south of the border, have had the best (and worst) 2024. At the start of the year, hapless Humza Yousaf was forced to step down as First Minister after he rather abruptly ended his government's coalition agreement with Patrick Harvie's barmy army. The SNP establishment became rather concerned about the prospect of yet another leadership race – given just how unedifying the previous year's had been – and negative briefings about possible contenders began in earnest.

Sadiq Khan gets a knighthood

Farewell to 2024, the year in which no incumbent was safe. Whether it was the Democrats in the White House or the Tories in Downing Street, the tide of change carried all before it, from the LDP in Japan to the BDP in Botswana. But one man successfully bucked the trend: Sadiq Khan was re-elected for an historic third term as mayor of London. Who says democracy doesn’t work, eh? And now Khan has added reason to celebrate: he has been given a knighthood in the New Year Honours List. Yes, that’s right, Sir Sadiq has been handed a ‘K’ by King Charles for ‘Political and Public Service.’ One wonders what failure looks like. Other ex-MPs to be given a gong include Ranil Jayawardena, Marcus Jones and Nick Gibb. Former West Midlands mayor Andy Street gets one too.

The ten most-read Steerpikes of 2024

Farewell 2024. It’s certainly been an eventful year. Elections across the globe have taken up much of the newscycle, leaving Britain with a new Labour Prime Minister and the US seeing President Trump return for a second term. The Russian invasion of Ukraine surpassed its 1000th day, while conflict in Gaza continues to rage. Scotland saw her third First Minister in the space of 18 months, while former Dear Leader Nicola Sturgeon’s husband was charged with embezzlement of SNP funds. Quelle surprise, the Nats have had a pretty poor year yet again – with their iPad scandal, taxpayer-funded limo trips and ongoing police probe all making headlines.

Has 2024 been the BBC’s worst year yet?

It's certainly been an eventful year for Britain, what with the snap election, a change in government and yet another new Tory leader. But 2024's drama hasn't only been political. The UK media landscape has also faced a number of challenges this year – with our public service broadcaster very often making the news rather than, um, breaking it. This year, the Beeb has come under fire over dodgy presenters, the accuracy of its own verification service and what it does and does not choose to report.

Brits have bleak outlook for 2025

Dear oh dear. The Labour lot have not fared well in opinion polling this year and More in Common’s New Year poll has certainly not bucked that trend. The new survey, which quizzed more than 2,400 people, reveals that half of Brits believe 2025 will be worse than 2024 – while less than a quarter think it will be better. It’s yet more bad news for Starmer’s army… The new polling suggests that nearly 20 per cent of people are concerned next year will be ‘much worse’ than the last 12 months – while a quarter believe 2025 will remain the same. Even a third of Labour voters are convinced things will get worse next year, while almost two-thirds of Reform and Tory voters feel the same. Crikey.

Gangster released early by Labour mocks Sir Keir in Christmas song

Not even the Christmas season can keep attention off Labour’s controversial policies for long. The furore around this year’s early prison releases is still haunting Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour lot – and those criminals let out early are doing nothing to reassure the public. As Steerpike revealed in October, Isaac Donkoh – a gang member and drill music artist also known as Young Dizz – was among those released under Labour’s new prisons policy. Yet despite the scheme being meant to exclude those convicted of serious violence from getting out ahead of time, Donkoh was still released despite the police chief on the case describing Donkoh’s crime – the kidnap and torture of a 16-year-old boy – as ‘extremely violent’.

Kemi accuses Farage of fiddling membership figures

It wouldn't be Christmas without a family feud. Reform has spent this Boxing Day trumpeting its membership figures, which, it says, now outnumber the Conservatives. Nigel Farage's party projected a 'countdown clock' onto CCHQ last night to mark the moment when Reform got its 131,670th member – thus beating the number who voted in the last Tory leadership contest. Talk about cheeky eh? But Kemi Badenoch is clearly not prepared to take Reform's claims at face value. Five hours after Farage declared that the 'youngest political party in British politics has just overtaken the oldest political party in the world', the Tory leader took to Twitter/X to fire back a 300-word response. In a five tweet-thread, Badenoch accused Farage of 'manipulating your own supporters'.

Gaffe-prone Labour spend £17,000 on media training

Well, well, well. It now transpires that Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour party has spent thousands of pounds on media training for its ministers since winning the July election – yet, despite this, senior politicians have still managed to make a series of rather embarrassing gaffes. Hardly money well spent, eh? Starmer’s army spent almost £17,000 on broadcast coaching, according to answers to parliamentary questions, with frontbenchers from three government departments getting help for their first few months in power. As reported by the Telegraph, Ministers in the Treasury, the Foreign Office and the Scotland Office received £9,700, £1,848 and £5,416 respectively to aid their media appearances.

Wales exam board removes Steinbeck book from curriculum

In some rather strange news this festive season, it transpires that the Welsh Joint Education Committee (WJEC) has banned John Steinbeck’s Of Mice and Men from being studied at GCSE level in Wales. The news comes amid concerns about the use of racist language in the novel, with the move to come into force from next September. Good heavens… Critics, including Wales’ Children’s Commissioner Rocio Cifuentes, have slammed Steinbeck’s novel for being ‘psychologically and emotionally’ harmful to black children who have been reading it in schools. Cifuentes herself has insisted that the move is ‘not censorship’, adding: This is safeguarding the wellbeing of children who have told us how awful those discussions have made them feel in those classrooms.

Reform aim to overtake Tory membership in five weeks

It’s been a pretty good year for Nigel Farage. At the beginning of 2024, he was out of politics and fresh out of the jungle, having returned from I’m A Celeb… with no imminent plans of a comeback. Now, fast forward 12 months, he is an MP, party leader and beating Keir Starmer as a more popular choice of PM. Oh, and his bestie is back in the White House too. It might be a difficult act to top all that in 2025. Still, those eager beavers in Reform UK are nevertheless doing their damnedest to make life miserable for Kemi Badenoch and the Tories. Fresh from their Mayfair Xmas bash on Wednesday, staff have now pulled together a ‘live membership tracker’ to publicise their ever increasing number of card carrying activists.

Labour councillor torches Starmer for by election loss

Another day and another thumping defeat for Keir Starmer. This time, it's for one of three seats in the previously safe ward of Brockmoor and Pensnett in Dudley. Labour previously won here in July with almost 64 per cent of the vote. But, this morning, it transpires that they have now slumped to third in the West Midlands, winning just 28.9 per cent of ballots cast. The party's candidate, Karen Jordan, finished beneath both Reform's Richard Tasker and the Tories' Alex Dale, who won on 35.4 per cent. Talk about a three-way split. Such is the anger of the local Labour group at the loss of this seat that one of Karen Jordan's colleagues has now taken to social media to vent his displeasure.

Lord Mandelson slammed as a ‘moron’ by Trump strategist

Uh oh. Less than 24 hours after Peter Mandelson was appointed the next UK ambassador to Washington, Donald Trump’s team are kicking up a fuss. Now Chris LaCivita has taken to Twitter to blast the new ambassador and Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour government for the decision. Writing on the social media platform, LaCivita – who is a political strategist for the Republican Party – fumed that Lord Mandelson should ‘stay home’, adding: ‘Replace a professional universally respected [ambassador] with an absolute moron.’ Ouch. Lord Mandelson will take over the top job from Karen Pierce – but his previous comments about the current President-elect may age badly.

Sir Keir awards Sue Gray a peerage

Well, well, well. The political peerages list is finally here and the nominations from Sir Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Sir Ed Davey have been formally approved by King Charles III.  The list includes some rather interesting names – including the Spectator’s Toby Young, Liz Truss’s former deputy prime minister Thérèse Coffey and despite her rather, er, eventful year, Starmer’s former chief of staff Sue Gray.  See the full list below… Nominations from the leader of the Labour Party, Sir Keir Starmer: Professor Wendy Alexander FRSE – Vice Chair of the British Council, former Member of the Scottish Parliament for Paisley North and previously Labour Leader in the Scottish Parliament.