Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Friday

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Senior Farage aide misses flight back to Britain

Nigel Farage’s gallivanting around in America has resulted in a casualty. Mr Steerpike hears that Raheem Kassam, senior adviser to Farage, missed the flight back home last night. Farage's right-hand man therefore won’t make it back in time for the leader's big speech in Margate this afternoon. As the founding editor of Brietbart London, Kassam was key in arranging the speaking slot at CPAC, a conference that just happens to be sponsored by Breitbart. With Farage due on stage in just a few hours, the timing of the trip to Maryland has been questioned by several kippers — especially after the Ukip leader spoke to a nearly half empty room.

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Coffee Shots: Pimp my Ukip conference

As the devoted Ukip followers arrive at this weekend's party spring conference in Margate, they can now show their support in a variety of ways. Rather than a basic rosette, Ukip HQ are also selling branded jewellery. Surely the perfect gift for that special lady in your life?

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Alastair Campbell threatens a political comeback

It's probably not the news everyone wanted to hear, but Mr S feels a duty to let readers know that Alastair Campbell is considering a return to politics. Furthermore, this could involve the former Labour spinner standing as an MP. Speaking to India Knight for the April issue of Red magazine, he comments that a friend recently suggested he join parliament. His reply was: 'I’ll regret not doing it, but I know I’ll regret it if I do it as well… The size of the regrets will be big either way.

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Harry Potter star Rupert Grint makes a million

Since finishing filming Harry Potter, Rupert Grint has struggled to match the success of his former co-stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson in the acting world. The actor received mixed reviews for his recent turn on Broadway in  It's Only a Play, with the Washington Post claiming his performance exhausted 'the comic possibilities'. However, Mr S is happy to reveal that while his acting credentials may have taken a beating of late, financially the 26-year-old thespian is still sitting comfortably. According to annual reports posted on Companies House today for his company Clay 10 Limited, the actor has made a profit of  just under £1.1 million for the year ending August 2014.

Thursday

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George Osborne’s ex-dominatrix friend plans a sequel

Oh dear. The Chancellor of the Exchequer is not going to be pleased. Natalie Rowe, the former dominatrix who enjoyed a friendship with George Osborne in the early nineties, is planning a book to follow her autobiography. Further still, judging by the fact she is toying with the idea of calling it 'Budge it' - a phrase that bares a close resemblance to 'budget' - it could well feature Osborne again. Mr S has blanked out one of the words to spare blushes. For those who missed her initial book Chief Whip: Memoirs of a Dominatrix, which was released in 2013, Rowe gave a colourful account of her friendship with Osborne, who she met through her ex-boyfriend William Sinclair. In the book, Rowe claimed that she once licked Osborne's ear.

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Guardian hustings bode well for external candidates

Yesterday the four internal candidates vying to succeed Alan Rusbridger as the Guardian editor-in-chief took part in hustings for the role ahead of a staff ballot, which will see one of them guaranteed a final interview. Mr S's mole says it could only be described as a 'good day for external candidates' as all four editors-in-waiting put on an underwhelming performance at the event. However, one candidate in particular made an impression for the wrong reasons. After they were asked about politics, their own and that of the Guardian's, Janine Gibson, Katharine Viner and Emily Bell all made vague mutterings about Guardian values. Wolfgang Blau, however, took the bold step of going into specifics.

Wednesday

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Is London Calling for Dan Snow? The Clash of the classes kicks off in Kensington

Following news that the Tories are apparently hoping telegenic posho historian Dan Snow will stand in Kensington, class war looks to be coming to the streets of the Royal Borough. Ian Bone, the publisher of revolutionary tabloid Class War, will stand against Snow if he's selected for the Tories. A source close to Bone tells Mr S: 'The remaining members of The Clash have offered support along with other music legends from Ladbroke Grove.' That's one more celebrity endorsement than Ed Miliband ever managed then. Update: Class War have released a nifty poster as part of their campaign https://twitter.

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Anna Soubry’s choice of words raises eyebrows

After Inside the Commons drew to a close last night, a new row involving the House of Commons documentary developed. Reports have emerged claiming that in unused footage an MP was recorded calling Ed Miliband a 'sanctimonious c-nt'. Anna Soubry has taken the hard line approach of denying she said any such thing, threatening legal action on anyone who wishes to accuse her. The Tory MP says any footage claiming to show this will prove that she said the word 'rubbish' as opposed to a profanity. While Mr S would never doubt an MP's word, Steerpike couldn't help but think back to the time the defence minister caused offence with her choice of language on The Andrew Marr Show.

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Boris boards plane with mysterious blonde

Boris Johnson was on best behaviour during a recent trade trip to the USA. But the minute his top aides left his side, out came the Mayor’s famous charm. While waiting for a flight back to London in the private lounge of JFK airport, Mr S's spy reports that Boris wined and dined a rather beautiful businesswoman. Mrs Johnson can't have been too far from Boris’s mind though, as he and his mysterious blonde friend later nipped over to duty free to pick out some Valentine's gifts, presumably for his missus back home. The two were still deep in conversation as they boarded the plane together. Both turned left, away from prying eyes. Alas, Mr S's spy turned right.

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Paul Foot Award 2014: Private Eye wades in on HSBC scandal

Mr S was a guest at last night's Paul Foot Award, the investigative journalism prize co-hosted by the Guardian and Private Eye. While Alan Rusbridger was unable to attend the Piccadilly bash, his co-sponsor Ian Hislop made sure the departing Guardian editor-in-chief's presence was felt. 'Alan's not here. He is retiring as you know, he's very retiring, he never mentions the Pulitzer prize,' he said to roars of laughter from the audience. Next in Hislop's firing line was Hugh Grant, with the Private Eye editor taking aim at the Love Actually actor for his recent claim in the Guardian that it was Hacked Off who saved the press from police spying.

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House of Cards creator reveals rift with BBC over ‘insensitive’ Margaret Thatcher plot

The third series of the American adaptation of House of Cards, which stars Kevin Spacey, will see the programme go in a different direction to the political trilogy on which it is based. Despite this, the House of Cards author Lord Dobbs is confident that he will be happier with the end product than he was with the BBC adaptation, which aired in the nineties. Speaking to the Radio Times, Dobbs says that he fell out with the production team during the final series over their treatment of the death of Baroness Thatcher. Dobbs was so appalled by the BBC's changes to his political thriller that he asked for his name to be removed from the end credits. 'It bore so little resemblance to my book; in fact I don't think my book had anything to do with it.

Tuesday

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Kirstie Allsopp comes to Sir Malcolm Rifkind’s defence

Sir Malcolm Rifkind's decision to stand down as the MP for Kensington at the next election after a 'cash for access' sting hasn't pleased everyone. In fact the good people of Kensington seem rather dismayed by the move. While Rifkind's claim that his salary of £60,000 is not enough to live on received ridicule from many lefties, those who reside in the affluent borough can at least see his point of view. Kirstie Allsopp, the television presenter, has voiced her sadness that her local MP is to quit. Oh bugger it, I might as well say it - Malcolm Rifkind is my local MP & I doubt very much they'll manage to replace him with someone better.

Monday

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Ed Miliband attempts to build bridges with the arts world, but where will the money come from?

After Labour confirmed that they would not reverse Tory art cuts, the luvvies turned on Ed. During a spending plans onslaught from the Tories earlier in the year, the party spin machine proudly boasted: p.44 of Tory dossier says Labour will cancel cuts to the arts budget. We won't. — Labour Press Team (@labourpress) January 5, 2015 Leading to a thorough pasting from all sorts of media darlings: This is not something to brag about. RT @labourpress: p.44 of Tory dossier says Labour will cancel cuts to the arts budget. We won't. — Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) January 6, 2015 @labourpress And you're proud of that? Jesus. — Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) January 6, 2015 .@labourpress why are you proud of this?

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Lord Brocket: Eddie Redmayne gives hope to Old Etonians

Chris Bryant found time to congratulate Eddie Redmayne on his best actor Oscar today despite previously claiming that British culture should not be dominated by privately educated actors of Redmayne's ilk. While the shadow culture minister's support for the Old Etonian may be lukewarm at best, The Theory of Everything actor can at least count on the constant support of his fellow alumni. Lord Charlie Brocket has come out to congratulate Redmayne on his win. The peer, who was jailed for an insurance scam in the 1990s, claims that Redmayne's success will hopefully lead the way for more Old Etonian actors.

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Only a matter of free time: Labour candidate blasts ‘invisible’ MP Sir Malcolm Rifkind

Sir Malcolm Rifkind claimed to an undercover reporter during a Telegraph sting operation that they would be surprised by how 'much free time' he has, despite being the MP for Kensington. One person who would not appear to be surprised by Rifkind's admission is his Labour rival Dr Rod Abouharb. Rifkind flaunting his free time, more evidence of him being the invisible MP for Kensington. Isn't being an MP http://t.co/MO2iavJRYR — Dr Rod Abouharb (@kensingtonrod) February 23, 2015 Speaking ten days before the allegations broke, the Labour candidate claimed that only 17 people out of 100 surveyed in the Kensington constituency could successfully pick out their MP from a line-up of eight.

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Guardian editors-in-waiting make their cases: ‘Wolfgang Blau is not a woman’

The statements are in. The four Guardian employees to make it to the staff ballot in their bid to become the publication's next editor have released their manifestos, and there are some startling declarations. First Mr S sees that the only male horse in the race, Wolfgang Blau, has taken the bold step of acknowledging that he is not, in fact, a woman. 'I want to acknowledge the obvious: I am not a woman and I have not grown up in the United Kingdom.

Friday

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Virginia Ironside has no time for E L James’s ‘appalling’ prose

Fifty Shades of Grey has so far taken a record amount at the box office for an 18-certificate film. Virginia Ironside, however, will not be contributing to the film's profits. The author writes in this week's issue of the Spectator that she has no desire to see the film adaption of E L James's novel, after being left unimpressed by the novelist's 'appalling writing'. 'All this fuss about Fifty Shades of Grey! I wonder how many people have actually read all three books? Sado-masochism is only half the story. When you’ve waded through the entire oeuvre, if such appalling writing can be dignified with that term, you discover that the whole story is one of redemption.

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Coffee Shots: George takes Boris out for breakfast

Boris and George have been painting London town red this morning. First, the Tory duo took over the Tate Modern at the crack of dawn to show off a very large, and presumably expensive, banner for a speech on a 'long term economic plan for London'. During this they announced that the London Overground will run 24 hours a day — eventually. This morning @Tate Modern the Chancellor @George_Osborne and I launched #LongTermEconomicPlan for London pic.twitter.com/cOZnwIf6xu — Boris Johnson (@MayorofLondon) February 20, 2015 Then en-route to a building site in Edgware, the Chancellor generously opened up his purse to buy the Mayor a sumptuous breakfast at a greasy spoon.

Thursday

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Clash of the Titans: Rod Liddle calls Piers Morgan a halfwit

Piers Morgan's claim in the Daily Mail that the Prime Minister of Israel’s reaction to the  terror attacks in Denmark 'is a disgrace' has caught the attention of Mr S's colleague Rod Liddle. Liddle writes in defence of Benjamin Netanyahu in this week's Spectator, arguing that Netanyahu's offer of Israeli sanctuary to Jews should not be ridiculed. He also finds time to level a few insults at Morgan, whose face apparently 'resembles a puckered anus'. 'The bien-pensant attacks on Netanyahu were epitomised by the idiotic Piers Morgan, writing in the Daily Mail. I suppose one should not be surprised about what emanates from a man with a face which so closely resembles a puckered anus. Remember 9/11, Morgan wrote: many Jews were killed on that day.

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Club wars: Robin Birley gives Ukip £55,000 while Annabel’s gives Tories £20,000

Mr S has just been flicking through the latest figures released today by the Electoral Commission, and was intrigued to see that in the last quarter Robin Birley, the half-brother of Tory MP Zac Goldsmith and New Statesman associate editor Jemima Goldsmith, has donated £55,000 to Ukip. This latest lump takes the millionaire's donations to Farage's self-styled 'People's Army' up to £120,000. In the lead up to the election, the club wars of London have taken a political twist. With Birley and his 5 Hertford Street venue now firmly in the Ukip camp, Mr S was amused to see deadly Mayfair rival Annabel's giving £20,000 to the Tories. The club's proprietor Richard Caring recently donated a night at the venue as a lot for the Tory Black & White Ball.