Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Labour’s new donor: #ToriesForCorbyn

Oh dear. According to a recent poll Jeremy Corbyn could win the Labour leadership. This news has brought joy to left-wing activists and Tories alike, though granted this is for two very different reasons. A lot of the swing towards Corbyn has been attributed to the #ToriesForCorbyn campaign, which has seen Conservatives sign up as supporters of the Labour party in an attempt to sabotage the party's leadership election. With more than two thirds of Labour's new recruits reportedly supporting Corbyn, the Telegraph have tried to boost the leader hopeful's chances even further by publishing a step-by-step guide on how to sign up and 'condemn Labour to years in the political wilderness'.

Andy Burnham: how Arthur Scargill inspires me

When Martin Freeman endorsed Labour ahead of the election, his credentials were called into question after Steerpike reported that Freeman was a former supporter of Arthur Scargill's far-left Socialist party. So Mr S was curious to hear Burnham last night reveal his own admiration for Scargill - who formed the Socialist party because he was so angry that Labour had ‘abandoned any pretence of being a socialist party'. As the Tories raised a glass to Lynton Crosby at the election strategist's bash in Kensington, the Labour leadership hopeful was across town setting out his brand of self-titled 'aspirational socialism' over at Soho House, the £1400 private members' club.

Mhairi Black: I’m the only 20-year-old George Osborne will help with housing

Last week the SNP MP Phil Boswell made a 'depravity' gaffe in his maiden speech. Happily, his colleague - and Parliament's youngest MP - Mhairi Black had more luck today when she gave her first speech in the House of Commons. The 20-year-old SNP MP for Paisley and Renfrewshire South began by praising her predecessor Douglas Alexander, Labour's election strategist. 'Firstly in my maiden speech I want to pay tribute to my predecessor Douglas Alexander, he served the constituency for many years.

Lord Adonis ‘stranded in Philippines’: send cash immediately

This morning's mailbox gave Mr S cause for alarm. A message popped up from Lord Adonis explaining that he had been mugged on holiday in the Philippines and was 'freaked out'. While Tony Blair's former adviser had managed to keep possession of his passport, he apparently needed cash fast: Just as Mr S was about to dig deep, he noticed something in the email that was uncharacteristic of the Labour politician - the real Lord Adonis would never use a capital P for 'point in time'. Happily, Lord Adonis assures Steerpike that none of his friends have fallen for the scammer's email. However, that doesn't mean the scammer isn't expecting a lump sum to land in his account shortly: Mr S suspects he will be waiting a long time.

Joan Bakewell suggests over-75s pay their own licence fee

Much has been made of the threat the Tories pose to the BBC after they said the corporation must take on the £750m cost of free TV licences for the elderly, which the government previously covered. As the BBC plan cost-cutting measures, including redundancies, in order to carry the financial burden, could the answer lie in the over-75s themselves? Joan Bakewell has written a lively editorial in the Radio Times criticising the 'sneaky' Conservative government for rolling out 'social policy disguised as a BBC contribution to austerity'. Her solution? That the over-75s dig deep: 'Plenty of people over 75 could afford to pay the licence fee and would be pleased to do so to save the BBC they love.

Revealed: the documentary the BBC doesn’t want you to see

Nate Silver has a lot to answer for. Yes, he called the US general election correctly - but he then led the fashionable view that opinion polling technology is now so advanced as to be able to predict what people are feeling to a high degree of accuracy. So confident was Silver in his computers that he thought he could, from the other side of an ocean, predict the UK general election with '90 per cent confidence.' The BBC lapped this up, and filmed a Panorama with the hubristic title "Who will win the election?". Richard Bacon joined Silver as he visited the UK 'to try and forecast the outcome of the most uncertain British election in decades'.

Jeremy Clarkson completes final lap of Top Gear test track

Earlier this year Mr S reported how Jeremy Clarkson got on stage at a glitzy charity auction and told the audience that the BBC were ‘f—ing b—–ds’. Happily, during the expletive-filled rant over his Top Gear suspension he also managed to raise £100,000 for the Roundhouse arts charity by offering attendees the chance to join him for his last lap around the Top Gear test track: ‘I’ll drive somebody around in whatever I can get hold of, I’m sacked so it’s probably a Nissan Maestro. But anyway it will be my last ever lap of the Top Gear test drive. There was an 18 year waiting list to be in the audience of Top Gear, but the BBC has f—ed themselves.

Has Andy Burnham’s wife kissed a Tory?

When Andy Burnham attended London Pride, the Labour leadership hopeful proudly sported a t-shirt which read 'never kissed a Tory'. While Mr S is yet to track down a Tory who found romance with Burnham, there are doubts that the same can be said for his wife, Marie-France van Heel. During Victoria Derbyshire's Labour leadership hustings this morning, Burnham revealed his wife's cross-party past: 'My wife and I have been together for 25 years but in the early days she was on Blind Date and she was the picker, and to add insult to injury she picked Will from Surrey, who ended up being the director of communications for the Conservative party.

Stella Creasy’s deputy leadership campaign is hit by online glitch

Given that Labour's next deputy leader will need to take on a pivotal role when it comes to both campaigning and communicating on behalf of the party, Stella Creasy's campaign took a hit over the weekend. A message about a conference call taking place today was sent to a number of Labour supporters who had no involvement - or interest - in a telephone campaign meeting. Creasy hastily sent an email apology: 'Of course, I would love to have a conference call with each and everyone of you!' the Labour MP told disgruntled recipients. If only the feeling was mutual.

Place your bets! Bookies reveal favourites to be next BBC political editor

Yesterday Nick Robinson confirmed reports that he is leaving his role as the BBC's political editor to join the Today programme. Now the race is on to find a worthy successor. Helpfully Ladbrokes have released a rather intriguing list of favourites for the job. Robinson's deputy political editor James Landale is the favourite for the role at 5/2. David Cameron's revelation to Landale that he wouldn't 'serve a third term' if re-elected became one of the big stories of the elections. While this ought to win him favour upstairs, Landale has two problems: (a) he is not a woman (b) he is an Old Etonian. It's thought that -- in the interests of equality and diversity -- Tony Hall is keen that a woman is given the plum job.

Coffee Shots: Theresa May vs Tim Farron

With Tim Farron the favourite to be the next leader of the Liberal Democrats and Theresa May still hopeful that she can succeed David Cameron in No.10, the pair may soon get to relive the 1992 election. Nick Forbes, the Labour Leader of Newcastle CC, has revealed an old article from the election which saw Tim Farron, Theresa May and Hilary Armstrong compete for the seat of North West Durham. https://twitter.com/nick_forbes/status/619462693897027584 Although Hilary Armstrong won at the time, the other two may eventually have the last laugh. Meanwhile, Mr S is glad to see that the Home Secretary has always had such a sharp sense of style.

Andy Burnham talks equality at £1400 private members’ club

Throughout his career, Andy Burnham has been keen to point out that he is not one of the 'metropolitan elite'. The Labour leadership hopeful says that 'for too long there has been a sense of a metropolitan elite at the top of the Labour party'. So Mr S was curious to learn the venue for a talk he is giving next week. Burnham will appear at the Soho House private members' club on Tuesday to read 'a short story about equality and justice'. While Steerpike is sure Burnham's words will be sincere, he worries that the venue - which is popular with Hugh Grant, Madonna and Kirsty Young - may distract from the message.

Iain Duncan Smith: I did not take Viagra on Budget day

Although George Osborne was on the front page of every paper this morning following his Budget announcement, it was Iain Duncan Smith who came the closest to breaking the internet yesterday. The Work and Pensions Secretary became the subject of ridicule after he was filmed in the Commons vigorously fist-pumping following Osborne's National Living Wage announcement. So when IDS appeared on LBC this afternoon to speak to Iain Dale, the host couldn't help but ask a question George Osborne had avoided in an interview this morning: Was Viagra to blame for Iain Duncan Smith's excitable appearance in the chamber? The Conservative politician replied that not only had he not taken it, he has never taken it: 'I didn’t no.

Coffee Shots: Labour go after the youth vote

With the under-25s seen to be the losers in George Osborne's Budget yesterday, it seems Labour have found an audience they might actually be able to win over. Bring on the youth. Ed Miliband tried to relive his glory days in Parliament this lunchtime as he met with a throng of school girls representing the Milifandom: https://twitter.com/eyespymp/status/619128481738305536 https://twitter.com/eyespymp/status/619130561148358657 Not wanting to be outdone, future Labour leader hopeful Liz Kendall appeared to try and amass her own fandom as she boarded the tube. Here she is trying to look down with the kids: https://twitter.com/eyespymp/status/619134820615081984 If only they were old enough to vote.

SNP MP makes ‘depravity’ gaffe in maiden speech

After the newly elected SNP MP Phil Boswell gave his first speech in Parliament yesterday, he won praise from Henry Bellingham for a 'superb maiden speech'. Still, Mr S suspects there is room for improvement. With rumours abound that an SNP MP made a faux pas in their maiden speech yesterday, Mr S thought Boswell's effort merited further examination: https://twitter.

Harriet Harman struggles to get her point across

On all counts, yesterday's Budget was not a great day for Labour. The party found themselves in an awkward position as they struggled to decide how best to respond to a Budget which in part used policies they had endorsed ahead of the election. To make matters worse, Steerpike understands that Harriet Harman failed to get her message across to many of her colleagues. An unfortunately timed fire alarm at Portcullis House meant MPs and Parliamentary researchers were evacuated from the premises just as George Osborne was nearing the end of his Budget announcement. By the time they got back in the building, they only managed to catch the very tail end of Harman's reply. 'You could call it a blessing in disguise,' whispers one disgruntled staffer.

George Osborne fails to make the right impression

After George Osborne delivered today's budget, Harriet Harman responded by telling the Chancellor of the Exchequer that he should focus less on his own Prime Ministerial ambitions and more on the good of the country. However, if Osborne had hoped today's performance would boost his chance of being the next leader of the Conservative party, it appears that he still has some way to go. As online users discussed the budget on Twitter, it was the wrong name that trended, with many tweeters taking his surname to be Osbourne, rather than Osborne: Perhaps it's time the Chancellor reconsidered his education budget.

Nicky Morgan takes photographer to task for calling her a ‘girl’

With the press pack out in full force today to cover George Osborne's budget, one photographer's day has got off to a bad start. As Cabinet ministers Nicky Morgan and Amber Rudd left a pre-Budget Cabinet meeting this morning, they were greeted by a photographer who shouted 'morning girls'. While the snapper managed to win the 42-year-old Education Secretary's attention he may wish he hadn't. Morgan replied incredulously: 'Girls?! Girls?!,' before wagging her finger at him. [caption id="attachment_9183352" align="alignright" width="510"] (Credit: ITV News)[/caption] Next time Mr S suggests it's best to address the ladies by their names.

Paul Mason calls Syriza critic a ‘Nazi collaborator’

Covering the Greece crisis appears to be beginning to take its toll on Paul Mason. Channel 4's economics editor became embroiled in a bizarre Twitter rant last night during which he accused an anonymous blogger of being a 'Nazi supporter' over their criticism of the Syriza government. The comments were made during a heated discussion between Mason and the blogger @GreekAnalyst. A tweet criticising the Syriza government's strategy appeared to rattle Mason, who appears to be unimpressed by Germany's negotiations with Greece following the referendum. Mason expressed his frustration by using a Greek word to insult the user, who runs an anonymous blog strongly opposing the Syriza government: https://twitter.