Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Stop the War stay away from the Russian embassy – ‘we won’t contribute to the jingoism and hysteria’

Although little was agreed upon in yesterday's debate on Aleppo with regards to a no-fly zone, one thing the Foreign Secretary did suggest was that the public stage mass protests outside the Russian embassy. What's more, Boris Johnson queried just why the Stop the War coalition had failed to do this as of yet. So, why has the anti-war group -- formerly chaired by Jeremy Corbyn -- refrained from getting out on the streets to protest Russia's actions in Syria? Well, because they are not the West -- obviously.

Breaking: Jeremy Corbyn wins over a Tory voter

Mr S has an apology to make. On Monday, Steerpike suggested that the news that Paul Weller -- a man who wanted to vote for Russell Brand in the last general election -- had endorsed Jeremy Corbyn wasn't such a coup given that Labour need to convince Tory voters of his electability in order to have any chance of gaining power. However, it has now come to Mr S's attention that the rocker is actually a former Tory. During Weller's time in The Jam, the singer provoked controversy when he said the band supported the Conservatives: 'I don't see any point in going against your own country. All this "change the world" thing is becoming a bit too trendy. I realise that we're not going to change anything unless it's on a nationwide scale.

Corbyn’s latest cheerleader wanted to vote for Russell Brand in general election

With the latest ICM poll putting the Tories on a 17-point lead over Labour, it seems as though Jeremy Corbyn's beleaguered party are in a bit of a jam. But fret not -- they have a plan. Today Momentum have released details of its new initiative 'Concerts for Corbyn'. The plan is to inspire the nation to vote for Labour with music. What's more Paul Weller will play at the first of these concerts. Explaining his decision, the rocker said he agreed to perform as he likes 'what Corbyn says and stands for'. So, is this a sign of the swing voter finally being wooed back by Labour? Alas not. It turns out that Weller actually abstained from voting in the general election -- voicing his disappointment at the time that he wasn't able to vote for...

Labour’s frontbench hypocrisy on grammar schools

On Sunday, Shami Chakrabarti was forced to use an appearance on Peston on Sunday to claim that she was not a hypocrite after the topic of grammar schools was raised. The issue? Although the shadow attorney general is vocal in her opposition to selective education in the state, she sent her own son to a selective fee-paying school. https://twitter.com/pestononsunday/status/785053732497006593 While Chakrabarti insists that buying choice for herself while denying people without money the same option does not make her a hypocrite -- explaining that as she is rich she is able to live a ‘charmed and privileged life’ -- she is just one of a number of shadow cabinet members who complicate Labour's opposition to grammar schools.

Guardian fails its own ‘traingate’ investigation

Oh dear. After the Guardian ran a story claiming Jeremy Corbyn was unable to find a seat on a Virgin train journey, a media storm shortly ensued when the train company responded by releasing CCTV footage to the contrary. Since then, it's been revealed that the freelancer behind the story was actually a campaigning Corbynista who wasn't even present on the train journey. So, why did the Grauniad publish the story in the first place? Happily -- if a tad too late -- hacks at the paper have been asking themselves just this of late. Following an investigation into the error, the paper has published its findings -- and they don't make for pretty reading.

Listen: Amber Rudd’s brother attacks her conference speech

It's been a difficult week for Amber Rudd. After the Home Secretary used her speech at Conservative conference to call for companies to declare the number of non-British workers they employ, Rudd found herself in the firing line -- with one presenter even comparing the speech to Hitler's Mein Kampf. Now, her brother has joined the chorus of boos. Roland Rudd used an article in the Evening Standard on Thursday to criticise her speech over the 'denigration' of foreign workers. The PR supremo argued that 'those of us who want a sensible Brexit, who want Britain to remain a beacon of tolerance and who find the denigration of non-British workers appalling have a duty to speak out'.

Jeremy Corbyn’s shadow cabinet brag fails to ring true

As Jeremy Corbyn's shadow cabinet reshuffle rattles on, it seems all that power is going to his head. The Labour leader has taken to Twitter to congratulate himself on appointing Diane Abbott and Emily Thornberry to the roles of shadow home secretary and shadow foreign secretary. Corbyn concludes that he is 'proud' that two of the three 'great offices of state are, for the first time ever, filled by women'. However, Mr S suspects that Corbyn would do well to rephrase. After all, a shadow position cannot be called a 'great office of state'. Meanwhile the Conservatives continue to come out on top in the gender equality battle with a woman not only home secretary but also Prime Minister -- the greatest office of state.

Chipping Norton set cut out of May’s speech

It's not been a great conference for the Cameroons. After George Osborne and Michael Gove decided to give the event a miss, Nicky Morgan was left alone to face the flak as the whips kept a close eye on her at fringe events. Now it seems the Chipping Norton set has, too, been left in the cold by the new regime. Once the place of power with David Cameron, Jeremy Clarkson, Matthew Freud and Rebekah Brooks all residents, the village has been cut out of Theresa May's government's plans. Just as the Prime Minister's speech kicked off in the conference hall in Birmingham and was aired across the country, a power cut hit Chipping Norton: With Cameron gone, Mr S suspects it's for the best residents get used to no longer being the first in the know.

Conference party round-up: Theresa’s kiss is put on hold

After four days of speeches and panels at Tory conference, there is now at least a little consensus over what Brexit means Brexit means and much concern over the quality of Philip Hammond's jokes. However, while a number of conference speeches proved dry, Mr S is glad to report that the after hours soirees were free-flowing. At the Sun's conference party -- where guests were offered teetotal May Day cocktails -- tributes were paid to two men who were unable to make it to Birmingham this year. The paper's editor Tony Gallagher recalled what David Cameron and George Osborne had said to him ahead of the paper backing Brexit.

Breaking: Brexit means breakfast

Brexit means Brexit. But for some, remembering that definition can be a challenge. For Welsh Tory leader Andrew Davies, it seems Brexit means something else altogether. Davies took to the stage at the Conservative party conference and proudly declared that: 'Mark my words, we will make breakfast..Brexit a success' Davies said after his gaffe that he would 'have a word' with the autocue. But Mr S is glad to see that in spite of his blunder, he still managed to see the funny side: https://twitter.

The Notting Hill set stay away from Birmingham

At this year's Labour conference, the absence of several centrist MPs at the annual event was taken as a sign that the party was far from a united one. So, what about the Conservatives? It hasn't gone unnoticed that the majority of the once omnipotent Notting Hill set have stayed away from Tory conference in Birmingham. While Lord Feldman has bothered to show up, backbenchers George Osborne and Michael Gove are nowhere to be seen. Meanwhile fellow Cameroon Ed Vaizey was notably absent at a fringe event on Monday where he was scheduled to talk about the centre ground in politics.

Jacob Rees-Mogg longs for the common touch

Jacob Rees-Mogg has been looking mightily pleased with himself at this year’s Conservative party conference. After the arch-Brexiteer spent years calling for Britain to leave the European Union, his wish was finally granted in June. However, he sill has work to do when it comes to convincing Remain-ers that Brexit will be a good thing. At a Politeia fringe event, Mogg recounted being teased on Question Time for suggesting Britain could get a good trade deal from Europe because French farmers still wanted to flog their champagne to Brits. It turns out that example was 'too posh' for some. So, Mogg revealed his new example to appeal to the common man: claret. This time, he said, it was clear the French still wanted to sell claret to Brits.

Gender equality low on the agenda in the Johnson household

Spare a thought for Rachel Johnson. After the Mail on Sunday columnist was invited to speak on gender equality at this year's Tory conference as part of a Bright Blue debate, she thought that with her brothers -- Boris and Jo -- and father Stanley in town, it wasn't entirely out of question that one would come and watch her. Alas it wasn't to be. Speaking at the event, Johnson revealed that her father had declined an offer after discovering the subject of the talk was gender equality: 'My father is here and two of my brothers are here and my father rung me about an hour ago and he said "cup of tea?". I said actually I can't because I'm doing a panel and he said "oh I might come" and he said "what's it on?

Nicky Morgan in the naughty corner

With Nicky Morgan the new Peter Bone of the Conservative party, the former Education Secretary is making her mark at this year's conference as a Cameroon without a brief. Her opposition to Theresa May's grammar school plans has not gone down well with No.10. Today Patrick McLoughlin used his interview with the Mirror to question why Morgan had allowed a grammar school to expand during her tenure if she was so against the idea. So, perhaps that's why May has decided to keep a close eye on Morgan at this year's event. Morgan was part of a panel discussion this morning titled 'inequality in education'. While she used the session to re-iterate her concerns, it didn't go unnoticed that she had some special attendees in the audience. 'I’ve got the whips.

Cathy Newman on ‘sharp’ northern MP: ‘don’t be fooled by her accent’

Although there have been efforts in recent years to make the British media less London-centric, problems persist. While the BBC opened their Salford office in a bid to widen the net, it's Channel 4 who now seem to be struggling to get to grips with the North. Cathy Newman -- the Channel 4 news presenter -- has penned a blog for the Telegraph in which she suggests that Angela Rayner -- the Shadow Education Secretary -- is one to watch. Alas, although the article itself is full of praise for the Labour politician who hails from Stockport, the Twitter sell is another matter entirely. In a message to her followers, Newman told them not to be fooled by Rayner's northern accent. Why? Well, she's actually 'sharp as a pin and funny too'.

Listen: Liam Fox savages Nick Clegg at Tory conference

On Sunday afternoon both Boris Johnson and David Davis gave speeches on Brexit in the main hall at Conservative conference. Happily, their fellow Brexiteer Liam Fox was not too left out and had a chance to share his thoughts at the Conservative Voice's 'Brexit, Europe and the world' reception that evening. Clearly stung after Nick Clegg suggested he didn't have a job at a recent Press Gallery lunch, Fox went on the offensive -- branding the Lib Dem leader a 'serial loser' for doubting his power: 'I hear Nick Clegg said I didn't have a job because what we were acting on was delusional. Well I'd just ask you -- before you have too much wine -- please have a reality check. Nick Clegg feels sorry for me... because I don't have a job...

Theresa May responds to Labour’s sisterhood

While Scottish Labour struggle to fill their events with supporters, the Scottish Conservatives can take heart that their resurgence is still going strong. Attendees for the Scottish Conservative and Unionist party reception queued around the bend to hear Ruth Davidson speak. Davidson spoke of her surprise that officials had put the Scots in a room where they could break things, before moving on to the F-word. After Labour's women conference saw Harriet Harman and her comrades describe Theresa May as a non-sister, Davidson struck back -- suggesting that it is the Conservatives who did the best for women's equality. 'People often ask what we do for women in this country, and I say "well we make them Prime Minister".' However, it was Theresa May who had the last word.

Lord Feldman attempts a comeback

What a difference a year makes. This time last year Lord Feldman was giving a speech as party chairman to welcome Conservative party members to Tory conference. Now no longer chairman, Feldman is out of government along with the majority of the Notting Hill set. However, this hasn't stopped Feldman from attending this year's event in Birmingham. While David Cameron has decided to chillax and give the event a miss, Mr S hears his old chum is in town. A little birdy tells Mr S Feldman is here to make the case for his review into the party. The report -- published in March -- suggested a need for a more diverse selection of candidates and the introduction of three classes of membership.

Paul Mason vs the MSM

With Seumas Milne rumoured to be on the way out, Jeremy Corbyn could soon be on the prowl for a new Director of Communications. Although Paul Mason has denied that he is interested in the job, he is still a favourite to join the Leader's Office. So, with that in mind, Mr S was curious to hear his views on Fleet Street and the Mainstream Media (better known as MSM among Corbynites) at a Momentum talk on 'radical media'. It turns out that the former Newsnight economics editor isn't such a fan.

The Labour party’s struggle with the F-word

This year, Labour's Women Conference saw Harriet Harman take to the stand to describe Theresa May as 'no sister'. Hoping for a bigger platform next year for their feminist message, party members have since called for the event to be integrated into the main conference. While Mr S wishes them luck with this, the ladies of Labour can take heart that things have at least improved since the conference first returned in 2010. Speaking at a Progress fringe event this week, Ayesha Hazarika -- Harriet Harman's former chief of staff -- recalled the struggle they came up against when Harman was acting Leader: 'In 2010 when we had just got kicked out of government, we didn't even have a women's conference.