Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Derek Hatton is left in the cold at Labour conference

In recent months, Derek Hatton has been taking to the airwaves to wax lyrical about Jeremy Corbyn. Although the former deputy leader of Liverpool Council's request to rejoin the party 29 years after they expelled him was turned down, he remains a supporter of the Corbyn regime. So, with this year's party conference in his home city of Liverpool, Hatton was keen to attend the event. What's more, Mr S understands that the Liverpool Echo decided it would be a good idea to get Hatton to write a conference diary for the paper and so he applied for a press pass. Alas brains at Labour HQ have deemed Hatton to not be suitable press pass material.

Alex Salmond: Scotland should block Brexit

Although Alex Salmond is Scotland's First Minister no more, luckily the public still have a chance to hear the SNP politician's thoughts on a weekly basis thanks to his LBC phone-in. Today Salmond led the charge for Nicola Sturgeon blocking Brexit: 'If Scotland could block Brexit, then I think Nicola Sturgeon should do that. I think Nicola Sturgeon should take her instruction from the verdict of the Scottish people; she's Scottish First Minister. If you remember the Scottish people voted decisively to remain.

Jeremy Corbyn donates fruits of his labour to Momentum

In the aftermath of 'traingate', one of the most striking things about the incident was not that Jeremy Corbyn had a seat despite claims to the contrary, but that the Labour leader and his team kept providing conflicting versions of events. Although Corbyn eventually admitted he had just wanted to sit next to his wife, this was only after his representatives had told hacks that the issue was not that he couldn’t find two unreserved seats next to each other. In the end, this communications breakdown was put down to Corbyn... making jam. A source told the Guardian that the 'leader was impossible to reach for some time on Tuesday because he was making jam'. While some suggested this excuse untrue, it seems the fruits of Corbyn's Labour have now surfaced.

Shami Chakrabarti makes her Lords debut

Although David Cameron's resignation honours were widely criticised for cronyism, it's fair to say that Jeremy Corbyn's one appointment to the House of Lords caused just as much upset. The Labour leader was accused of a conflict of interest for giving Shami Chakrabarti a peerage after she chaired his anti-Semitism inquiry. Apparently unfazed by the negative publicity, Baroness Chakrabarti of Kennington was introduced into the Lords today. Alas, it seems she couldn't find reason to smile.

Liam Fox doesn’t have a job – he just doesn’t know it yet, says Nick Clegg

Given the fragile egos of Theresa May's three Brexiteers -- Boris Johnson, Liam Fox and David Davis -- Mr S suspects it's for the best that none of them were present at today's press gallery lunch with Nick Clegg. After accusing David Cameron of engaging 'in a brutal act of one upmanship' by quitting as the MP for Witney on the same night as his book launch, Clegg went on to launch an attack on the government -- focussing on Liam Fox. While Clegg refused to comment on what Cameron really made of May, he was happy to share his thoughts on the Secretary for International Trade. The former deputy Prime Minister said he felt pity for Fox. The reason? He doesn't have a job.

Hacked Off Hugh’s magical birthday

When Hacked Off first launched in 2011, Hugh Grant was its lead spokesman -- regularly appearing on shows such as Newsnight and Question Time to preach the importance of press regulation. While the Notting Hill actor donated the damages he received from News International over phone hacking to Hacked Off, the group were accused by the Register of being a 'secretive pressure group of wealthy and powerful individuals and celebrities'. So, Mr S was curious to learn of a gathering of wealthy, powerful individuals and celebrities over the weekend. Steerpike understands that Hacked Off's joint executive director Dr Evan Harris threw Grant a special birthday party on Friday.

David Davis: Brexit is the sexiest area of politics

Since the nation voted to leave the European Union in the referendum, Brexit has been described as a lot of things by a lot of people. However, until now Mr S had not heard it be described as sexy. At today's European Union Select Committee, David Davis -- the Brexit secretary -- claimed that his brief is the 'sexiest area of politics'. He made the comments as he answered a question on the possibility of establishing a 'clearing house' where interested parties can get in touch with the department: 'As you can imagine -- because this really is the sexiest area of politics at the moment -- everybody writes to us. And my department at the moment is actually quite tiny, it's quadrupled in one month.

Lady Nugee accuses Sky News of sexism… for asking her to name French foreign minister

Oh dear. It's fair to say that Emily Thornberry's appearance on Sky News this morning did not go to plan. The shadow Foreign Secretary -- and shadow Brexit Secretary -- appeared on Murnaghan to discuss Labour's stance on Brexit. Discussing her brief, Thornberry -- who is married to Sir Christopher Nugee -- slammed the government's Brexit efforts while bigging up her own work telling officials in Brussels that there are still reasonable people in Britain. So, just who has Lady Nugee been speaking to? While it remains unclear, what is clear is that France's foreign minister is not on that list. When Dermot Murnaghan asked her if she was in touch with Jean-Marc Ayrault, he received a curious response: DM: I mean, have you called the French foreign secretary for instance?

Corbynistas run out of momentum at fundraiser

This year's Labour conference in Liverpool will be accompanied by the rival 'The World Transformed' event which will see Momentum host four days of talks. With speakers including Richard Seymour -- the journalist who once said if Falklands hero Simon Weston knew anything 'he'd still have his face' --  it's shaping up to be an interesting few days. Alas, in order for the event to even go ahead, Momentum claim they still need to raise £30,000 to host the event. As part of their efforts, last night they held a World Transformed fundraiser at Brixton Jamm. The event promised an 'unforgettable night of hip hop, documentary, tropical beats and discussion'.

Owen Smith receives a boost from Labour’s business tsar

As Owen Smith's supporters struggle to stay positive about his chances in the Labour leadership race, the MP can at least take heart that some still have faith. The latest Register of Interests shows that Smith has received a donation of £67,550 from Anthony Watson. This covers the rental, phone and internet costs of Smith's campaign office. Alas, Mr S suspects not all Labour members will be so impressed by the news. When Watson was hired by Angela Eagle -- then shadow Business Secretary -- the former Nike boss was touted as the 'ethical' business adviser who could 'recalibrate Labour’s relationship with the business community'.

Correction of the day: the New York Times’s Aleppo fail

After Gary Johnson, the Libertarian Party presidential nominee, didn't know what 'Aleppo' was in an interview, hacks at the New York Times thought the gaffe would provide great material for a story. Alas, said hacks failed to do their research before writing it. In correcting Johnson, the article claimed that the Syrian city is the de facto capital of the Islamic State. However, this is actually Raqqa -- cue a correction stating that Aleppo was the Syrian capital but not the capital of Islamic State.

Labour tastes success at Westminster Dog of the Year

After seven years of Tory domination at the Westminster Dog of the Year competition, MPs from other parties had clearly had enough. Labour’s Anna Turley and Clem the Shih Tzu (named after Clement Attlee, of course) came down from Redcar in a bid to knock the Tories off top spot (though seemed more interested in attacking a TV boom mike), while the DUP’s Ian Paisley Jr borrowed rescue dog Freda, an English Bulldog, from the Dog’s Trust. This year also saw its first SNP entry – Dr Lisa Cameron and French bulldog Rossi – who, having swapped East Kilbride for the bright lights of London, was finding the whole place a bit hot.

Ken Livingstone reneges on his pledge to flee Brexit Britain

This week Ken Livingstone has managed to cause a stir after he appeared on the BBC to defend Keith Vaz -- but ended up talking about Hitler. However, there was another reason Livingstone's appearance on television piqued Mr S's interest: why is he still in Britain? During the EU referendum campaign, Livingstone threatened to emigrate if Brexit triumphed: 'I would personally start thinking about emigrating to somewhere the economy is not going to collapse.' Yet three months on and Livingstone remains in Brexit Britain, showing no signs of making a quick getaway.

Evening Standard’s change of heart about Sadiq Khan

During the London mayoral campaign, the Evening Standard was accused of showing 'overwhelming bias' towards the Tory candidate Zac Goldsmith. The Media Reform Coalition claimed the paper had become the 'mouthpiece of the Conservative party' after it ran twice as many positive headlines about Goldsmith than his Labour rival Sadiq Khan. Khan was also the subject of twice as many negative headlines -- which included: 'Exposed: Sadiq Khan’s family links to extremist organisation' and 'Minister: Khan is unfit to be mayor'. However, despite the paper's best efforts -- and eventual endorsement of Goldsmith -- it wasn't enough to sway voters, and Khan was elected mayor with 57 per cent of the vote. So, Mr S couldn't help but notice what a difference four months can make.

Chuka can: his next leadership bid starts now

Last summer, Chuka Umunna disappointed his Blairite mentors when he dropped out of the Labour leadership race. Explaining his decision, Umunna said that he was uncomfortable with the level of pressure and scrutiny on both himself and his loved ones. A lot has changed since then. With Jeremy Corbyn leading a fractious party -- and Umunna now happily married -- could a comeback be on the cards? After Keith Vaz stepped down from his role as chair of the Home Affairs Select Committee on Tuesday, Umunna has today confirmed that he will stand in the election to replace Vaz. Umunna -- who is already on the committee -- will have to beat off competition from fellow Labour comrades, with Yvette Cooper and Fiona Mactaggart both tipped to run.

Sadiq Khan takes a swipe at George Osborne at GQ awards

To GQ's Men of the Year awards at the Tate Modern. With Russell Brand not around to make Nazi jokes at the expense of a sponsor this year, Amy Schumer did her best to unsettle the champagne-fuelled crowd. Accepting the 'woman of the year' gong, the American comedian said she was relieved an awards ceremony 'finally celebrated men'. However it was Sadiq Khan's 'politician of the year' gong that caught Mr S's attention. Accepting the award, the Mayor of London made sure to mention his predecessor George Osborne -- who triumphed in the category just last year.

V&A director throws his toys out of the pram over Brexit

Oh dear. After the nation voted for Britain to leave the EU in the referendum, many Remain-ers were left downhearted and depressed over the result. While some have since managed to put on a brave face, others continue to struggle. Take for example Martin Roth, the director of the V&A. Over the weekend, reports surfaced that the museum's German director is to step down from his role over... Brexit. The Guardian reports that his 'disillusionment' with the Leave vote was the main contributing factor in the decision. On Monday night, Roth appeared to hint at such reasons in a speech to mark the opening of the You Say You Want a Revolution exhibition at the V&A.

Ken Livingstone tries to defend Keith Vaz – but talks about Hitler instead

Today Keith Vaz has stepped down as chair of the Home Affairs Select Committee following a series of claims about his personal life. His decision comes after a number of his Labour comrades tried to help his cause by going onto the airwaves to wax lyrical about their colleague. Simon Danczuk -- who is currently suspended from the party for sexting a 17-year-old -- appeared on the Victoria Derbyshire show to claim that Vaz is a well-respected MP. He was joined by Ken Livingstone -- who is currently suspended from the party over his claim that Hitler was 'supporting Zionism' before he 'went mad and ended up killing six million Jews'. Livingstone did manage to wax lyrical about Vaz briefly.

Coming soon: Sinn Féin at Labour conference on the ‘cost of Ireland’s partition’

Throughout Jeremy Corbyn's leadership of the Labour party, his links to Sinn Féin have been called into question by his critics. As Mr S's colleague Douglas Murray has previously reported, Corbyn was chumming up to the Irish republican party even while their military wing was blowing up ordinary pub-goers, shooting farmers in the head and planting bombs in Britain’s shopping centres. So while times have changed, Mr S was curious to learn of a fringe event taking place at Labour conference in Liverpool. Steerpike understands that Sinn Féin will host a talk titled 'Brexit: the cost of Ireland's Partition'.