Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Gove struggles to compete with Boris

Spare a thought for Michael Gove. While his fellow Brexiteer Boris Johnson's leadership campaign came to an abrupt end thanks to Gove challenging him, in the end it was the former mayor who found himself in the Cabinet and Gove who ended up on the backbench. Now it seems that Boris has had the last laugh once again. The latest register of interests shows Gove is earning £150,000 a year for his Times column. In comparison, Johnson's Telegraph column earned him £247,000 a year. Well, at least Gove has a book on the way to help make ends meet.

Watch: Shadow Treasury minister fails to get to grips with her brief

As Labour struggle to be relevant, Rebecca Long-Bailey -- the shadow chief secretary to the Treasury -- managed to secure a prime spot in the BBC's coverage of the Autumn Statement. Alas, brains at Labour may now be wishing she'd given the interview a miss. Long-Bailey appeared flustered as Andrew Neil asked her several questions about her own party's economic position -- and how it related to the rest of the world. AN: What other government does balance the books around the western world? RLB: I think it's difficult to pin point particular governments that have a zero per cent deficit... AN: Germany is one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UAkt4ypUxE Things then took a turn for the worse when the conversation moved to Brexit Britain.

Diane Abbott and Tom Watson’s turf war at PMQs

It's a big day in the Commons with the Autumn Statement. Perhaps that's why seat tensions ran so high at PMQs among Jeremy Corbyn's shadow cabinet. After arriving in good time, Diane Abbott -- dressed in a showstopping silver jacket -- secured a prime seat next to the dear leader. Alas when Tom Watson arrived, Labour's deputy leader thought that he should be the one who gets to sit next to Corbyn. The shadow home secretary was less than keen to give up her spot -- leaving Watson awkwardly standing as a heated discussion ensued before everyone eventually agreed to budge up. 'Taking a lady's seat?! Labour really do have a women problem,' quipped one observer.

Stella Creasy: England team’s problem? Too many privately-educated players

The English football team have a problem and everyone knows it. After a string of disappointing results, many fans are beginning to lose faith that their team will ever come out on top again. Happily, Labour's Stella Creasy thinks she has got to the bottom of what's going wrong for our boys. The issue? Too many of the players attended private school. Yes, the Labour MP suggested this in the Commons today in debate on education and social mobility. Her comments came after John Redwood said it was fair that 'elite sportspeople are selected at young age for special training'.

May and Hammond’s chequered history

Ahead of tomorrow's Autumn Statement, speculation has been growing about what policies the government have up their sleeves. However, another thing to look out for is strained relations between the Chancellor and the Prime Minister. Speculation has been growing in Westminster for some time that Theresa May and Philip Hammond don't particularly see eye-to-eye. So, with that in mind, Mr S was intrigued to read an article by Rachel Sylvester in today's Times. In a piece titled 'our control-freak PM has met her match', Sylvester looks at relations between the pair before May became Prime Minister.

Donald Trump’s undiplomatic move

Since Donald Trump won the presidential election, he has made it clear that he has no intention to play by the rules. On top of plans for his wife Melania to remain in New York -- rather than move into the White House straightaway -- and keep his business interests active throughout his term, the president-elect now appears to be offering the UK government advice on who to hire for diplomatic posts. Trump has taken to Twitter to suggest that his old pal Nigel Farage -- who he met up with earlier this month -- would make a 'great' ambassador to the United States: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/800887087780294656 Alas, there is one catch: Sir Kim Darroch is currently in the post -- and has been since February.

Diane James’s exit proves costly for Ukip

Here we go again. First Steven Woolfe quit Ukip following a row with his MEP colleagues and now it is the turn of Diane James, the former party leader. James has released a statement announcing that she will sit in the European Parliament as an independent -- adding by way of explanation that her relationship with the party has become 'increasingly difficult'. In reply, Nigel Farage has accused her of 'irrational selfishness'. Of course, none of this is hugely surprising. James lasted in the role of leader for just 18 days -- claiming at the time that despite her election she had no support among the party's executive.

Theresa May’s awkward reunion at CBI event

Today the Confederation of British Industry hosts its annual conference. Last year, David Cameron gave a speech to attendees and this year it's Theresa May's turn. Alas signs so far suggest it won't be all smooth-sailing for the Prime Minister. While CBI president Paul Drechsler is expected to use his speech to urge May to ensure that Britain retains its 'privileged' access to the EU single market and keep its borders open to European talent, the sponsor -- too -- could prove a strain on May. Step forward Deloitte. Yes, the company behind last week's so-called 'leaked' Brexit memo are a corporate partner of the event.

Watch: James McGrory’s car-crash interview on Sunday Politics

Oh dear. Today James McGrory of Open Britain appeared on Sunday Politics to explain why exactly the group are campaigning for Britain to remain a member of the single market when we leave the EU. As part of their efforts, the think tank has circulated a video which appears to show many Leave campaigners advocating staying in the single market. However when asked about this video, McGrory got more than he had bargained for. Andrew Neil proceeded to take him to task for apparent inaccuracies and half-truths in the clips. To begin, he asked why not one of the statements Open Britain chose to use in the video was said by Leave campaigners in the referendum campaign: AN: How many of these 12 statements were made during the referendum campaign?

Trigger warning: students vote to ban ‘offensive’ newspapers at journalism school

Oh dear. With Stepford students on a mission to make every university a safe space, there has been a clear shift in recent years when it comes to what can be classed offensive. Earlier this year Mr S reported how students in London were on a mission to ban free-speech societies. Now they have a new target in their sights: newspapers. Although journalism is a competitive field, students at City University -- which boasts one of the country's top journalism departments -- have today taken action to narrow the field further. Students have voted for a campus ban on the Sun, Daily Mail and Daily Express. Why?

Is Piers Morgan angling for a job in Donald Trump’s press team?

During the US presidential campaign, Donald Trump's UK supporters were few and far between. In fact, aside from Nigel Farage, it fell on his old friend Piers Morgan to be his main cheerleader. The former Mirror editor wrote several supportive columns -- praising Trump for saying what most people really think. It seems his show of loyalty has now paid off. Morgan has taken to Twitter to announce that he has just shared a 15 minute phone conversation with the president-elect. https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/799254494542381056 With Morgan telling friends over the summer that he would be keen for a job as a spinner should Trump be elected POTUS, watch this space...

Revealed: the Institute for Government’s Europhile links

This week the Times splashed on a report by the Institute for Government branding Theresa May's Brexit plans 'chaotic and dysfunctional'. The research group claimed that Whitehall is overwhelmed by the size of the task ahead and expressed concerns about its feasibility. However, while many Bremoaners have leapt on its findings as proof that the government's Brexit approach is shambolic, Mr S suggests they take a close look at the group behind it. With a board composed of the likes of Neil Kinnock's former Chief of Staff at the European Commission, Sir Andrew Cahn, and a range of Labour MPs and peers, it can't be considered the most neutral outlet. What's more, the Institute for Government received a core grant of £3.

Watch: Theresa May on the SNP’s hypocrisy over Brexit

Oh dear. Although the SNP like to pride themselves on being the 'real opposition', they tend to struggle when on the receiving end of criticism. And so it was the case today at PMQs as Theresa May responded to a question from Angus Robertson over the government's Brexit plans: AR: Will the Prime Minister confirm today to the country whether the UK is likely to leave the EU customs union post-Brexit, yes or no? TM: The right honourable gentleman doesn't seem to understand that the customs union is not just a binary decision. But let's put that aside, let's look at what we need to do which is to get the best deal for access to for trading with and for operating within the single market.

Liam Fox throws the book at civil servants

Although Theresa May is adamant that she will trigger Article 50 come what March, today's Times splash suggests otherwise. A 'leaked' memo from Deloitte to the paper claims that the government is behind schedule with Brexit preparations and is heavily short-staffed -- requiring another 30,000 civil servants in order to get the job done. So, what are the current batch of civil servants getting up to? Well, over in the Department for International Trade, Mr S understands that reading is high on the agenda. Word reaches Steerpike that Liam Fox has instructed his civil servants to read Rising Tides: Facing the Challenges of a New Era -- a book that aims to explain 'how to meet the challenge of the new global reality'.

Watch: Philip Davies and Tristram Hunt go to war over the white working class

Once upon a time Labour was seen to be the party of the working class while the Conservatives that of the Old Etonians. However, in recent years the Labour party has been accused of losing touch with its working class voters. So, Mr S was intrigued to see Philip Davies and Tristram Hunt debate one another on the Victoria Derbyshire show. Although the pair were set to talk about Trump's victory, it soon turned into a class war as Davies accused the Labour MP of being a member of the metropolitan elite. While Hunt claimed Trump was a 'dangerous character' who was 'dangerous to trade because of his views on trade', Davies responded that he was actually most dangerous to the metropolitan elite.

Theresa May’s bad night at the Standard theatre awards

It's probably for the best that Theresa May wasn't present at last night's Evening Standard theatre awards. Mr S understands that the Prime Minister found herself in the firing line twice, with both Patrick Stewart and Lord Lloyd Webber using their stage time to take aim. First Stewart -- the Star Trek actor -- attacked May over her grammar school proposals. Then Andrew Lloyd Webber -- the Tory peer who flew from New York to vote against the tax credits Lords rebellion  -- criticised the PM over cuts to art funding. At least May can take heart that luvvies aren't known for being on side.

Donald Trump finds time for Nigel Farage

This week reports emerged that Nigel Farage was being lined up to act as a go-between for the government and Donald Trump. However, Downing Street sources were quick to deny the claims, suggesting that Ukip's interim leader was an 'irrelevance' to the UK's relationship with the US. However, it appears that keeping Ukip's interim leader on side might not be such a bad idea after all. On Saturday night, Farage -- who shared a platform with Trump during his presidential campaign -- visited Trump Tower to talk 'freedom and winning' with the president-elect. Farage used the opportunity to suggest a bust of Sir Winston Churchill should be put 'back in [the] Oval Office'.

Lord Ashcroft reveals his next target

As the US election results rolled in on Tuesday, guests flocked to CNN's results bash in Marylebone where the majority hoped to see Hillary Clinton elected president. While they didn't have their wish granted, across town a more Trump-happy crowd gathered for Lord Ashcroft's book launch. Nigel Farage was among guests at the Devonshire Club, in Liverpool Street, for the launch of Ashcroft’s book, Victoria Cross Heroes. Comparing the tome with his previous effort Call Me Dave, Ashcroft noted that 'one was championing bravery' -- adding that he would let attendees figure out what the other was about. So, what's next? Ashcroft revealed his next book will be a review of the UK’s modern defence capacity.

US election fallout – celebrity edition

Not yet 72 hours into Donald Trump’s victory, and already the finest promises of the campaign are slipping away. Namely, the celebrities #WithHer who had vowed to leave the US are now backing down. As if Americans haven’t been through enough, it seems they’re stuck with Amy Schumer for another four years. ‘The interview where I said I would move was in London and was said in jest,’ Schumer snapped on Instagram, referring to her September chat with Newsnight in which she floated a relocation to Spain. Ditto Samuel L. Jackson, who was quick to disavow his earlier declaration on a late-night sketch show that he would move to South Africa if Trump won.

Louise Mensch adds one more Twitter gaffe to her list

Here we go again. As the world mourns the death of Leonard Cohen -- the great songwriter -- at the age of 82, Louise Mensch has managed to add yet another Twitter gaffe to her ever-growing list. On hearing the news, the former Tory MP took to her social media to hail it as proof of America's 'enduring greatness' unlike... Russia, which by comparison is 'joyless': Alas there is a snag with her latest piece of Putin-bashing -- Leonard Cohen is actually Canadian. This is just one in a series of social media blunders: 2. Last year she attempted to demonstrate the 'sewer that is Jeremy Corbyn's support' by pointing out that Twitter's autocomplete function showed that the most common search words to appear by Liz Kendall's name were 'Nazi', 'Zionist' and 'Jews'.