Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Donald Trump gives Charlotte Church an offer she can refuse

As Donald Trump's inauguration draws near, the race is on to find musicians to perform at the event. While Barack Obama had a long list of artists lining up to perform at his, Hollywood is yet to take a shine to the president-elect. In fact things have got so bad that Trump's team have reportedly now asked Charlotte Church to perform: https://twitter.com/charlottechurch/status/818766435703025664 The classical-singer-turned-Corbynista-turned-prossecco-socialist has turned down his offer on the grounds that she thinks he is 'a tyrant'. However, given that Church performed at the inauguration party for US president George W. Bush, perhaps it's not such a laughable offer after all...

Max Mosley’s letter comes back to haunt him

It's approaching D-Day for the government's public consultation on press regulation and whether to trigger Leveson 2 with just hours to go until the deadline for submissions. Should the government decide to activate section 40 of the Crime and Courts Act, any publication not signed up to Impress -- the press regulator largely funded by Max Mosley -- will have to pay all the costs in a libel case even if it successfully defends a claim. So, what of Mosley? Kelvin Mackenzie has today used his Sun column to cast some light on the man leading the charge to shackle the press.

BBC struggles with the N-word

Since Netflix released The Crown, the network has received much praise for its dramatisation of the Queen’s early years. In fact, the critical acclaim has led some screenwriters to declare that they would now rather write for Netflix than the BBC. Happily, last night's Golden Globe awards gave cause for celebration to both parties. While the BBC drama The Night Manager won several gongs, The Crown, too, came away triumphant -- winning best television series while Claire Foy picked up the best actress gong for her performance as Queen Elizabeth II. So, happy days? Perhaps not. Mr S was curious to hear that Netflix was not name-checked once this morning on Radio 4 in its coverage of the awards.

Corbyn and Watson’s relationship woes

In the past week, a report predicted Labour will win less than 20pc of the vote in the 2020 election, Britain's ambassador to the EU resigned over Brexit 'muddled thinking' and the Red Cross claimed there is a 'humanitarian crisis' in UK hospitals. So, surely Labour's top command have much to talk about? Alas not. It turns out that -- despite recent events -- Jeremy Corbyn has only communicated with his deputy Tom Watson by text of late. Speaking on Ridge on Sunday, Watson disclosed that the pair have only messaged twice since Christmas -- once to say 'merry Christmas' and the other over the death of John Berger, the art critic: 'By text, yesterday.

Theresa May snubs Marr

It's tradition that the Prime Minister kicks off the new year by giving a broadcast interview to the Andrew Marr show. However, this year Theresa May has decided to mix things up and snub the BBC in favour of Sky News. On Sunday, May will instead be interviewed by Sophy Ridge to kickstart Ridge's new morning show: https://twitter.com/SophyRidgeSky/status/816768482188599296 This means that Marr now has to settle for Justine Greening and Nicola Sturgeon. Mr S's BBC mole says the decision has gone down 'like a cup of cold sick' with the upper echelon of the Beeb.

Wanted: ‘first class’ networker to spin for Labour

With Labour predicted to win as little as 20pc of the vote in the 2020 election, there's been little cause for celebration in the Leader's Office this week. However, should you be a glutton for punishment, an opportunity has arisen to join the beleaguered party as its 'deputy director' of Strategy and Communications: The lucky candidate will work as Seumas Milne's deputy -- and will preferably have experience of project management in 'complex situations'. It seems, too, that Corbyn may be looking to step outside of his comfort zone -- with the deputy director required to have 'first class' networking skills. Alas it might not be the longest career working for the Labour party -- the job only lasts as long as Corbyn is leader...

BBC introducing… the real housewives of Isis

This time last year, Barry Humphries revealed how political correctness had killed comedy at the BBC. His plan to tell a joke about Jeremy Corbyn hit a wall when a faceless BBC executive said he could only do so if he also made a joke about David Cameron. So, Mr S can't help but wonder if the BBC is taking a new direction with its comedy in 2017. BBC Two's latest comedy show Revolting includes a sketch entitled the 'Real Housewives of Isis', which sees four jihadi brides 'lift the lid' on life in the Islamic State. The Brit runaways are seen planning their outfits for the next beheading (clue: they have no idea what they're going to wear!) and bitching about the size of each other's suicide vest -- 'She looked massive. You’re gonna need a lot of Semtex to kill that one'.

Bill Cash makes a date with Sir Ivan

After Sir Ivan Rogers unexpectedly resigned as Britain's ambassador to the EU on Tuesday, it's safe to say that the diplomat is not the flavour of the month in Downing Street. In fact, given that his resignation letter appeared to take swipes at both Theresa May and Liam Fox over their Brexit approach, it's probably for the best if Rogers keeps a low profile in the coming weeks. Alas, this might not be possible. Bill Cash has today written to Rogers to remind him that his presence has been requested before the European Scrutiny Committee. The arch-Brexiteer adds that the committee's interest in Rogers is 'all the stronger' in light of his resignation: Popcorn at the ready...

When Liam Fox gave up his hand

As No.10 reels from Ivan Rogers' resignation letter in which he accuses Theresa May's government of 'muddled thinking', Liam Fox has found himself in the firing line. Britain’s departing ambassador to the EU has taken aim at the International Trade secretary -- declaring that 'free trade does not just happen'. Alas should Fox have some tense and difficult negotiations ahead over Brexit, there is reason to believe he may not be the man best placed for a high stakes poker game. Mr S couldn't help but recall an anecdote courtesy of Theo Bertram -- former adviser to Blair and Brown -- of working in a corridor across from Fox in 2005 in the lead-up to the general election.

Labour’s bad poll rating? It’s fake, says Corbyn’s brother

Anyone reading the news of late would be forgiven for thinking that Labour is far from election ready. In fact, the party's poor polling led Unite's Len McCluskey -- a key Jeremy Corbyn ally -- to yesterday declare that if the polls are 'still awful' come 2019, Corbyn could have to stand down. However, fear not. It turns out that there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for the bad results: they're fake. Jeremy Corbyn's brother Piers has taken to Twitter in defence of the Labour leader. He suggests that Corbyn cannot be judged by the awful polling as 'fake polls mislead'. No doubt today's report from the Fabian Society claiming Labour could win just 20pc of the vote in a 2020 general election is also a dud.

BBC attempts to woo the Scottish nationalists

During the Scottish independence referendum, BBC Scotland was regularly accused of showing bias against the SNP. The Beeb's supposed pro-Union slant led Alex Salmond to brand its coverage 'a disgrace'. However, now it seems brains at the BBC are keen to get the Nats back on side. Donalda MacKinnon, BBC Scotland's new director, has given an exclusive interview to The National -- the pro-independence paper -- in which she makes a play for the Scottish nationalists. MacKinnon promises to address the lack of trust felt by a 'significant number' of people following the independence referendum: 'We take pride in the fact that the majority of our audiences still trust the BBC.

SNP MP comes to Russia’s defence

On Thursday, Barack Obama announced the expulsion of 35 Russian diplomats in retaliation for Russian attempts to interfere with the US presidential election. While Theresa May is yet to comment on the unfolding events, the SNP are proving more forthcoming. Paul Monaghan, the MP for Caithness, Sutherland and Easter Ross, has taken to Twitter to say the decision by the US is 'regrettable'. https://twitter.com/_PaulMonaghan/status/814606694512816129 While Monaghan appears unfazed by both the CIA and FBI's assessment that Russia intervened in the US presidential election, he hasn't always taken such a blasé approach when it comes to claims of electoral wrongdoing.

Conservative Party’s sincere apology backfires

This week, Theresa May's sincerity was called into question when party members -- including Ed Vaizey -- received a Christmas greeting from the Prime Minister in which they were addressed by their surname. With brains at CCHQ quick to clock the problem, Alan Mabbutt -- the Director General of the Conservatives -- has sent out an apology email in which he takes the blame for the error which 'distracted from the sincerity' of May's message. Only there's another issue. This time recipients are not even addressed by their surname -- let alone their first-name. Instead, they are simply referred to as 'Dear Member': Mr S suspects Theresa May and her party have some work to do when it comes to mastering the personal touch.

Theresa May’s Christmas message to Vaizey

Oh dear. Since David Cameron stepped down as Prime Minister, his university chum Ed Vaizey has had to get used to life on the outside. After he was axed as culture minister, Vaizey admitted he didn't have a close relationship with Theresa May and was no longer able to 'pick up the phone and get an answer' from No.10. Alas it seems the season of goodwill has failed to improve relations between the pair. Forget Christmas drinks, this year Vaizey received a formatted group email from the Prime Minister wishing 'Vaizey' a 'Merry Christmas': https://twitter.com/edvaizey/status/812994666597642240 Mr S suspects May ought to send a card if she wishes to keep the Cameroons on side.

Laura Kuenssberg suggests the Queen did back Brexit

During the EU referendum, the Sun ran a front page with the headline 'the Queen backs Brexit’. The paper reported that the Queen clashed with Nick Clegg, who was then Deputy Prime Minister, over Europe at a lunch in 2011 -- at which she declared the EU was ‘heading in the wrong direction’. In the days and weeks that followed, the paper received much flak over the legitimacy of the story, with blame being pointed in Michael Gove's direction.

Stalin’s five year plans? A success, says BBC

Following Fidel Castro's death, the BBC were accused of giving too much airtime to tributes to the Cuban dictator. When it came to print, BBC News described him as ‘one of the world’s longest-serving and most iconic leaders’ only mentioning in the fourth paragraph that ‘critics saw him as a dictator’. So, Mr S was curious to learn that the corporation, too, is able to see the positives when it comes to other left-wing dictators of Christmas past. Step forward Stalin: https://twitter.com/JGBartholomew/status/810609896521629696 On the BBC's Bitesize study site, there is a revision guide on Stalin's Five Year plans.

Richard Burgon takes guest who thinks ‘some laws should be broken’ to prison event

As Richard Burgon goes on the attack over G4S prisons following the Birmingham prison riot, the shadow justice secretary was caused some embarrassment yesterday when it was revealed that he had recently accepted hospitality from the firm. Guido reports that Burgon attended a G4S bash with an unnamed female companion at the Southbank Centre in November put on to showcase prison art. So, just who was his companion that night? Mr S can reveal that it was the NUS's Shelly Asquith who accompanied Burgon to the bash. Burgon is said to be very close indeed to Asquith, who is Vice President Welfare at the student union, working with NUS president Malia Bouattia. https://twitter.

Philip Hammond’s £800 dinner

Ahead of the Autumn Statement, there were reports that Theresa May was concerned that Philip Hammond was not doing enough to help the 'just about managing' families -- aka JAMs. While he did oblige with a fuel duty freeze, May's government has since faced questions over its commitment to the JAMs -- with matters not helped by the Prime Minister's decision to don £1,000 leather trousers for a photoshoot. So, Mr S was intrigued to see that Hammond, too, isn't afraid to indulge in a taste of the high life. The latest register of interests shows that Hammond and his wife enjoyed a dinner -- courtesy of Andrew Taee, the founder of Dial Partners LLP -- to the value of £800.

London not open for Larry, the Downing Street cat

As part of Sadiq Khan's ongoing efforts to prove London is 'united and open for business, and to the world' in the aftermath of the Brexit vote, the Mayor of London has released a series of videos of late to try to get the message across. In one such film, David Walliams narrates as a host of animals -- from penguins at London Zoo to Horse Guards Parade horses -- appear on screen, with the simple message: 'London is open a home for all creatures great and small'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFtgzIsRP6c However, Mr S understands that not every London animal resident is on board. Word reaches Steerpike that behind the scenes a tug of war has been going on between No.10 and the Mayor of London over Larry, the Downing Street cat.

Ed Miliband makes it big across the pond

Even when Ed Miliband was Labour leader, it was his brother who made the greatest impression across the pond. While Hillary Clinton waxed lyrical about David Miliband, Ed was never able to make waves in America. So, there's good news at last for the former Labour leader. Miliband won a primetime spot during a news bulletin from NBC. Alas, there is a catch - his photo was used as a stock picture for an item on the flu: https://twitter.com/elenacresci/status/810847595618766848 Well, they do say all publicity is good publicity...