Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Will ITV’s new news agenda cause a problem for Newsnight?

There's not much going on at the moment. Or at least that's what brains over at ITV appear to think. Although the broadcaster revamped its News at Ten to much fanfare last year, the bulletin has now been pushed back to the 10.30pm slot to make way for the Nightly Show, a new series modelled on celebrity-fuelled US talk shows. This marks a victory for the BBC's rival news bulletin, which -- in the first three months of its rival's News at Ten revival -- pulled in an average of 4.8 million viewers to ITV's 2.2 million viewers. However, it's another Beeb newsman that Mr S is now worried about. Step forward, Ian Katz. Thanks to the later slot, the Newsnight editor will now see BBC2's flagship current affairs programme go directly up against ITV News for viewers.

Rachel Johnson slaps down her brother over Trump’s visa ban

After Theresa May's seemingly successful visit to the White House, the Prime Minister has been accused of failing to stand up to President Trump over his visa ban. What's more, No 10 has said there are no plans to cancel his state visit despite growing protests over the event. Now the Foreign Secretary is also under fire. Although Boris Johnson has received some praise for his announcement that British dual citizens (of the seven countries on the ban list) can visit America, it's not enough to please his sister Rachel. After Boris declared that the government would 'protect the rights and freedoms of UK nationals home and abroad', his sister stepped in to reprimand him.

Lucy Powell returns to her Mean Girls past

Oh dear. After Jeremy Corbyn was elected Labour leader, Lucy Powell was labelled a mean girl thanks to her decision to take to social media and declare that she had never, ever met the man. Now the Labour MP is in the naughty corner once again. Only this time it's the Labour sisterhood she's managed to offend. After the former shadow education secretary wrote an op-ed about childcare, Angela Rayner -- the current shadow education secretary -- took to the female Labour MPs' WhatsApp group to share her thoughts. Powell replied thanking Rayner for her insights, before firing off a few catty messages revealing how she really felt. Alas there was a snag.

Trump’s diplomat: I helped bring down the Soviet Union, it’s the EU next

Just in case European Union leaders were in any doubt over President Trump's feelings towards them, his rumoured pick for ambassador to the EU has been giving some pretty strong hints. Appearing on This Week, Malloch -- who visited  Trump Towers earlier this month to discuss the potential role -- was open about his Euroscepticism. This led Andrew Neil to ask: why would he even want a job to be US ambassador to the EU? AN: I mean you're clearly not a great fan of Brussels or these bureaucrats like Juncker. TM: Well, I had in a previous year a diplomatic post where I helped to bring down the Soviet Union, so maybe there's another union that needs a little taming. Mr S suspects EU officials will be hoping Malloch's appointment fails to go through.

Lily Allen’s Trump protest backfires

Last week, Lily Allen became the subject of much mockery online after she claimed to have discovered the flaw in Theresa May's plan for a global Britain. The pop singer said Brexit was unlikely to be a success as the ‘world still hates us’ because of… slavery. While Allen has refrained from offering any further Brexit analysis this week, she has managed to upset those she claims to be on the side of. The singer has recorded an anti-Trump song -- which the website Gay Times shared online. Pleased by the publicity, Allen declared that this must mean 'f--s hate Trump'. https://twitter.com/lilyallen/status/824258139751149568 Alas her choice of word to describe gay men has gone down like a cup of cold sick with her fans.

Isabel Oakeshott exits the Mail

After Isabel Oakeshott co-authored Call Me Dave with Lord Ashcroft, the former Sunday Times political editor became the scourge of the Cameroons thanks to a story involving the former prime minister and a pig. However, despite this, she made a return to Fleet Street as the Daily Mail's political editor-at-large. A year on (and after months of speculation) Oakeshott is on manoeuvres. The paper's political editor-at-large -- from Westminster to Ascot -- is departing the Mail to focus on her book writing: https://twitter.com/IsabelOakeshott/status/824564786444824578 While the new project is expected to cast a light on defence spending, the fact Oakeshott and Ashcroft are back in action will no doubt have Westminster politicos on red alert.

Watch: Jeremy Corbyn mistakenly claims police officer is dead

Oh dear. To describe today's Prime Minister's Questions as bad for Labour would be an understatement. After Jeremy Corbyn was put on the backfoot by Theresa May over the government's Brexit white paper, he was left lost for words as he stumbled around for questions. To make matters worse, he also managed to mess up an attempt to offer his condolences to the police officer 'who lost his life' in Northern Ireland. The snag? The police office in question is not dead. In truth, the police officer is alive after being shot in the arm. https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/824232821531164672 It then fell on Nigel Dodds to correct Corbyn on his error. No doubt Corbyn was pleased to learn of his mistake.

Unite challenger plays his Trump card

Following Donald Trump's surprise victory in America, Jeremy Corbyn's team have tried to take inspiration from the new US president by pitching the Labour leader as a left-wing Trump. In a bid to jump on the populist wave, Corbyn and his supporters have gone to lengths to big up his anti-establishment credentials -- even adopting a Trump-esque approach to the media. However, are these tactics about to catch up with Corbyn's comrades? Steerpike understands union bosses are to use Trump as a dividing line in the Unite leadership election.

New Oxford Rhodes scholar: I don’t support Rhodes (or need the scholarship)

Steerpike readers will be familiar with the antics of Ntokozo Qwabe -- the Rhodes scholar, who boasted about making a waitress shed 'white tears' after he asked her to 'return the land'. While the Oxford’s Rhodes Must Fall co-founder has since completed his law studies in Britain and returned to South Africa -- where he has been interrupting lectures with a large stick -- a new Rhodes scholar is on the way. Like Qwabe, Joshua Nott has decided to accept a £40,000 scholarship from the Rhodes Trust despite being actively involved in the Rhodes Must Fall movement, which campaigned to have a statue of Cecil Rhodes -- the British mining magnate -- removed from Cape Town University on the grounds that it symbolised racism and colonialism.

The Daily Mail’s new favourite Europhiles

Ahead of the government's supreme court appeal against the high court ruling that Article 50 cannot be triggered without a Westminster vote, the Daily Mail ran an article suggesting the judges who ruled against the government were 'enemies of the people'. What's more, the paper then ran a handy guide which ranked the 11 Justices of the Supreme Court by giving each a 'Europhile rating'. However, after today's ruling, Mr S wonders if the paper will have to rethink its approach to some arch-Europhiles. Although the government lost its appeal (and will now need to trigger Article 50 with a vote in Parliament), three Justices of the Supreme Court found in favour of the government. And just who were they? Well, two are among the most Europhile judges, according to the Mail.

Wanted: David Cameron for hate crimes against Brexiteers

Thanks to the Home Office's crackdown on hate crime, the Home Secretary recently found her conference speech officially recorded as a ‘hate incident’, after an Oxford University physics professor complained to the police that she was ‘picking on foreigners’. However, Mr S can't help but wonder if Amber Rudd will soon be joined by her former colleague David Cameron on the 'hate incident' list. In a speech at Davos, Cameron told the global elite how he tends to spend his days now he is no longer prime minister. The Mail on Sunday reports that Cameron said he had taken up shooting again -- with a specific focus on taking down 'Borises and Michaels': 'I have used the extra time to take up shooting again.

Corbyn’s speechwriter takes inspiration from Trump’s victory

Over the weekend, John Prescott criticised Theresa May for arranging a trip to meet Trump as thousands of women marched in protest of the US president. Given that it has since been pointed out to Prescott that it's not completely unreasonable for a Prime Minister to arrange a meeting with the new leader of the free world, Mr S suggests he looks a bit closer to home when it comes to Trump criticism. As the Leader's Office attempt to relaunch Jeremy Corbyn as a left-wing Trump (even adopting the US President's hostile media approach), Steerpike has been passed a Facebook post by Prescott's son David.

Watch: Diane Abbott’s Brexit confusion

Is there something in the water at BBC broadcasting house? First Theresa May appears on Marr where she refuses to answer a question on Trident four times, then Diane Abbott comes up blank four times on Sunday Politics when asked about Labour's Brexit position. The shadow home secretary struggled as Andrew Neil asked her a series of questions regarding her party's position on exiting the European Union. Although Jeremy Corbyn previously suggested there would be a three-line whip on MPs to vote for Article 50, Abbott refused four times to say how the party will whip the vote.

BBC’s Michelle Obama gaffe

Although Donald Trump has suggested that he is unhappy with the BBC's coverage of him, it's the corporation's reporting of Michelle Obama at today's inauguration ceremony that has landed the BBC in trouble. As Katty Kay, the BBC reporter, led the coverage on the news channel, she offered a running commentary of the movements of various White House figures. However, when a black woman left the building, she felt the need to clarify to viewers that this woman was not in fact Michelle Obama: 'That is not Michelle Obama, just somebody coming out and checking everything is ready I imagine.' Still, on the bright-side, Mr S suspects Michelle will be too preoccupied with today's events to give the gaffe a second thought.

Friday caption contest: Trump’s inauguration – smile!

As Donald Trump is sworn in today as the 45th US president, not everyone at the ceremony appears thrilled to be there. In fact, both Hillary Clinton and the departing first lady -- Michelle Obama -- look as though they would like to be anywhere but the White House: Mr S welcomes your caption suggestions on this historic day.

Watch: Emily Thornberry’s opposition blues on Question Time

On Thursday, Jeremy Corbyn's shadow cabinet found themselves in disarray after the Labour leader suggested he would issue a three-line whip for MPs to vote to trigger Article 50. This upset many in his party as they had hoped he would make Labour’s consent -- at the very least -- conditional upon certain details being revealed or caveats regarding Britain's possible future as a tax haven. So, with that in mind, brains at Labour decided the best plan of action was to send Emily Thornberry on Question Time to field questions on the matter.

Will George Galloway come to Corbyn’s rescue in Stoke-on-Trent?

After Labour party members in Copeland rejected Jeremy Corbyn’s preferred choice as candidate for the upcoming by-election in favour of former doctor Gillian Troughton, the hunt is on to find a suitable candidate for the upcoming Stoke-on-Trent Central by-election -- to be held on the same day. With Tristram Hunt quitting to take a job with the V&A, Labour MPs are worried the seat could be lost to Ukip or the Tories. But fear not. Help is at hand. Could George Galloway be about to come to comrade Corbyn's rescue?

Seumas Milne exits the Guardian for good

When Seumas Milne first announced that he was joining Labour as Jeremy Corbyn's director of communications in 2015, it was made clear that he would not be exiting the Guardian for good. Instead -- in an arrangement that raised eyebrows in Westminster -- Milne would merely work for Corbyn while taking leave from his role as the paper's associate editor. Since then, there has been much talk about Milne's wish to return to the Grauniad. However, subsequent discussions on the topic failed to come to fruition over concerns from officials that a return as associate editor could cause issues with regards to the paper's editorial line. Now Milne has decided to quit the paper for good. Milne is leaving the Guardian to work permanently for the Labour leader.

Nicholas Soames gives Boris a telling off

On Wednesday, No 10 was forced to clarify that the Foreign Secretary had not compared the French President to a Nazi after Boris Johnson warned Francois Hollande against trying to ‘administer punishment beatings’ in the manner of some ‘world war two movie’. Alas not everyone in Johnson's party has proved so helpful in coming to his defence. An ill-timed press release from the Holocaust Educational Trust yesterday saw Sajid Javid criticise those who make ‘glib comparisons’ with the Nazis. Now, Nicholas Soames has added to Johnson's woes.

Sajid Javid’s warning over ‘Nazi smears’ catches up with Boris

Although Theresa May used her Brexit speech on Tuesday to emphasise to European leaders that she hoped for a close and mutually beneficial relationship between the UK and the EU, not everyone appears to have got the memo. Today Boris Johnson found himself in hot water after he warned Francois Hollande against trying to 'administer punishment beatings' in the manner of some 'world war two movie'. While Downing Street insist that the Foreign Secretary wasn't comparing the French President to a Nazi, several EU officials have since let their outrage over the WW2 jibe be known. While Labour's Wes Streeting has accused the Foreign Secretary of being crass, Johnson is also facing criticism from his own party. Step forward Sajid Javid.