Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

David Cameron cheers Osborne from the Whole Foods aisles

Today George Osborne has managed to get MPs and hacks alike in a spin over his appointment as the new Evening Standard editor. Giving an interview to the BBC at the paper's headquarters in High Street Kensington, Osborne said he could see no issues balancing the role of MP with editor as he can do one in the morning and the other in the afternoon. As Osborne celebrated his new job, it turns out his old colleague David Cameron was just around the corner -- getting the weekly shop in at High Street Kensington Whole Foods. When an eagle-eyed hack spied the former prime minister browsing the ribs, they asked Cameron what he made of his mate's new job. Dave replied that it was a 'great move'. https://twitter.

MP for Tatton takes up part-time job as… Evening Standard editor

Fraser Nelson, James Forsyth and Freddy Gray grapple with Osborne's shock appointment: In recent months, Mr S has kept readers up to date with the multiple jobs (and large salaries) George Osborne has taken up since returning to the back bench. Just last week, the former chancellor used Budget day to sneak out the news that he would be earning an extra £650,000 per annum in his part-time role as an advisor to BlackRock. However, Osborne's latest job takes the biscuit. Osborne has been announced as the new editor of the Evening Standard. Former Independent editor -- and Lebedev sidekick -- Amol Rajan managed to somehow bag the exclusive: https://twitter.com/amolrajanBBC/status/842694551995342848 https://twitter.

Government’s ‘plan for Britain’ isn’t working

Theresa May's omnishambles of a week is showing no signs of improvement. As the Budget U-turn and expenses probe play out, many have been left asking: is this a government that is ready for Brexit? But fear not -- they have a plan. In fact, Theresa May has even had a website built so she can share her 'Plan for Britain' with the nation. Only there's a snag. The website isn't working. On the day of its launch, it's down as a result of technical issues. Visitors to the page are told that it 'isn't working' -- much like Theresa's government at the moment.

Watch: Tory chairman loses his temper over election spending row

Oh dear. It's not turning out to be the best week for the conservatives. On top of an embarrassing omNICshamble U-turn, Theresa May is on a sticky wicket over 'IndyRef2' and now the Conservatives have been fined £70,000 by the Electoral Commission -- for failing to declare a total of £275,813 in campaign spending in the general election. With criminal charges now being considered across 12 police force areas over claims of expenses fraud by the Tories, perhaps it's understandable that Patrick McLoughlin -- the party chairman -- wasn't in a chatty mood when he bumped into Sky's Darren McCaffrey. Alas, McLoughlin struggled to control his temper on facing questions -- resulting in him knocking the reporter's phone. https://twitter.

The Queen backs Brexit

Champers at the ready. After much speculation last year over Her Majesty's feelings towards the EU, the verdict is finally in: the Queen backs Brexit. Her Majesty has given Royal Assent to the government's Brexit Bill -- thereby making it an Act of Parliament. Theresa May now has permission to trigger the UK's exit from the EU at a time of her choosing. The news has been met by celebrations in the Commons: https://twitter.com/BBCParliament/status/842330578078842880 However, over in the Lords it's a more muted affair: https://twitter.com/BBCParliament/status/842331901943808000 Oh well, you can't please them all...

Laura Kuenssberg to the rescue

As the government's omNICshambles unravelled further today with a u-turn from the Chancellor, many have been left wondering why no-one spotted the problem sooner -- with the manifesto breach managing to get past brains at both No 10 and No 11. Today in the chamber, Philip Hammond credited none other than Laura Kuenssberg, the BBC's political editor, with notifying him first of the problem with the pledge: 'Who first raised the issue of the manifesto? Well, credit where credit is due I think it was actually Laura Kuenssberg on the BBC shortly after I said it in the Budget speech.

Welsh secretary accidentally ‘unsacks’ Michael Heseltine

It's not turning out to be a great day for the government. After announcing a u-turn on the NICs rise in last week's Budget, Philip Hammond has spent the afternoon having to face down angry MPs in the Chamber. Now it turns out that a 'clerical error' has meant Michael Heseltine has been temporarily 'unsacked' from his post as a government advisor. After the government sacked the Tory grandee last week over his Lords rebellion on Article 50, many were surprised today to receive a letter from the Welsh Secretary declaring that he was counting on the 'expertise of Lord Heseltine' for the upcoming City Deal for the Swansea Bay City Region. Mr S has since been assured it's just a mistake -- rather than the second u-turn of the day. Don't worry Theresa, it's only two days until Friday...

Corbynite MP sends the PLP into a spin

Following the Copeland by-election defeat, many in Labour have been left wondering whether Jeremy Corbyn is the right man to lead them into the next election. However, could it all really be the fault of the Parliamentary Labour Party? Mr S only asks after Kate Osamor -- a key Corbyn ally -- gave an interview to the Huffington Post, suggesting that many safe seats had been 'neglected' by long-serving MPs. The MP for Edmonton says that it's up to the Parliamentary Labour Party to go knocking on doors, at least once a week, for an hour; 'every MP should be doing that.' Alas her comments have gone down like a cup of cold sick with the majority of the PLP. 'She's hardly leading by example,' murmurs one disgruntled figure.

Watch: Louise Mensch’s disastrous Sunday Politics interview

Since Donald Trump was elected President of the United States, few critics have been more persistent than Louise Mensch. The former Tory MP -- and Heat Street journalist -- has regularly become the ire of Trump supporters over her reports and theories relating to the relationship between the new leader of the free world and Russia. Today Mensch appeared on the Sunday Politics to discuss her claims. Alas, when asked by Andrew Neil what evidence she had to prove that Trump's team were complicit with the Russians, Mensch appeared to come up short: LM: There's a mound of evidence. You could start with him saying 'hey Russia, if you're listening please release all of Hillary Clinton's emails. AN: That's not evidence. LM: I think it rather is actually.

John McDonnell’s Question Time excuse falls short

On Thurday's Question Time, there was one politician notably absent from the panel. For a second time, John McDonnell, the shadow chancellor, had to cancel his appearance -- this time putting it down to train delays. And whose fault is this? Well, the Conservatives obviously -- as if Labour were in power the trains would be nationalised: https://twitter.com/johnmcdonnellMP/status/839912841503199232 However, there's a problem. First, those flights sold out after Mr McDonnell had been booked on a flight - but he arrived at the airport too late and the gate was closed. So you can't really blame privately-owned railways for that. More importantly the delays in question were caused by a train caught up in overhead lines, and being left there for far too long.

Watch: BBC pundit’s interview interrupted… by his children

Oh dear. They say never work with animals or children, but what about when your own children get in the way of your job? This is what happened on BBC news when an American man by the name of Robert Kelly appeared 'down the line' to discuss the unfolding situation in South Korea. Alas things took a turn for the worse when his children made their way into the study -- leaving the BBC presenter perplexed. Mr S suspects a door lock would be useful in future...

Watch: David Cameron appears to blast Chancellor’s ‘stupid’ National Insurance rise

As Philip Hammond faces a second day of negative headlines over his decision to break a 2015 Tory manifesto pledge and raise National Insurance for the self-employed, he can take heart that the latest YouGov poll gives the Conservatives a 19-point-lead. Still, not everyone in his party is pleased. On top of the growing number of Tory MPs letting known their dismay over the move, is David Cameron also rather unimpressed? Mr S only asks after ITV's Chris Ship shared a video of David Cameron talking to Michael Fallon at yesterday's Iraq service. Cameron appears to say something along the lines of 'breaking a manifesto promise, how stupid can you get?' Other interpretations will be gratefully received by Mr S. https://twitter.

Watch: Philip Hammond squirms as he is accused of being a liar over National Insurance U-turn

The Chancellor has awoken to a slew of bad headlines today following his decision to row back on a 2015 Tory manifesto pledge and raise National Insurance for the self-employed. In an attempt at some damage limitation, Philip Hammond has been doing the usual post-Budget media rounds this morning. Alas his interview with Sky News didn't go quite to plan. Challenged repeatedly on the broken Tory manifesto pledge, an uncomfortable Hammond was accused of being a liar: Sky News: Were you lying when you stood on that vote, was the manifesto wrong -- or have you just decided to renege on it? PH: The manifesto presented a package of measures and we implemented those measures through legislation straight after the general election.

Budget day – a good day to bury George Osborne’s extra income

As politicians and hacks alike turn their ire on Philip Hammond this afternoon over his decision to row back on a 2015 Tory manifesto pledge, you'd be forgiven for thinking not much else is going on. So, Mr S was curious to learn that today is the day George Osborne's salary as an advisor to BlackRock has been revealed. The latest register of interests shows that Osborne is bring in a cool £162,500 a quarter, which would mean an impressive £650,000 annually. Surely the former Chancellor didn't mean to bury the news?

George Osborne’s right-hand man gives his Budget verdict: ‘think we can rule out a snap election’

Oh dear. Although today's Budget was expected to be rather boring, it's shaping up to be a lot more interesting than Philip Hammond had intended. The Chancellor's decision to break a 2015 Tory manifesto pledge and raise National Insurance Contributions (Class 4) by two per cent for self-employed workers has left many in uproar. But surely Hammond can rely on former Treasury staff to have his back at this testing time? Perhaps not. Rupert Harrison, George Osborne's former chief of staff in the Treasury, has offered his snap verdict: While Harrison -- who now works alongside Osborne at BlackRock -- says the dividend changes are likely to encounter opposition in Tory heartlands.

Jeremy Corbyn’s Brexit breakfast blunder

We all know that Brexit means Brexit - but not if you're Jeremy Corbyn, it seems. During his response to Philip Hammond's Budget announcement, the leader of the opposition made a blunder which Mr S suspects he's not going to be allowed to forget any time soon. 'Our economy is not prepared for breakfast,' Corbyn told the Commons - before quickly correcting himself. Mr S does have some sympathy with Corbyn. After all, the Labour leader isn't the first politician to fall into the trap of equating Brexit with breakfast. Welsh Tory leader Andrew Davies did just that at the Conservative party conference last year when he told delegates: ‘Mark my words, we will make breakfast..

International Women’s Day: Lord Heseltine mansplains to Theresa May

Given that Theresa May is known to take issue with anything she perceives to be 'mansplaining', men are well-advised to refrain from speaking in a condescending manner when in the Prime Minister's presence. But Lord Heseltine appears to hold no such qualms. After receiving the sack from the government over his Lords rebellion on the Article 50 bill, Michael Heseltine appeared on Sky News to put forward his side of the story. Alas, while explaining that he had never met May, the Conservative peer hit a bum note when he described Brexit as a 'man-sized job': 'I don't in any way criticise her for this, she's got a man-sized job to do and she's very busy.

Stepford students come for the young conservatives

Oh dear. Of late, Mr S has kept readers up to date with the antics of today's Stepford students. From students at LSE submitted a motion to ban the university’s free-speech society to City University students banning newspapers at the institution famed for its journalism school. Now it's the turn of young Conservatives. Over at Lincoln University, the Student Union has suspended the Conservative Society's social media use. The reason? Young Tories dared to suggest that the powers-that-be were intolerant of free speech. Students screen-shotted and shared a Spiked article which ranked the university as code 'red' in terms of censorship of 'free speech'. When your response to accusations that you limit free speech is to try and silence the source, there is a problem.

Revealed: Rebecca Long-Bailey pushed out in Gorton

Although the Corbynites are at pains to promote Rebecca Long-Bailey as Jeremy Corbyn's socialist successor, not everyone seems so convinced. In fact, Mr S understands that Labour moderates yesterday took action to stop the shadow business secretary from joining an upcoming by-election selection panel. After Manchester Gorton MP Gerald Kaufman passed away this month, the hunt is on to select a Labour candidate to stand as a successor. Hoping for that candidate to be a Corbynista, the Leader's Office suggested Rebecca Long-Bailey, the MP for Salford, join the selection panel. Alas Steerpike understands that this suggestion was turned down by the officers' group when they chose the panel -- much to the dismay of Team Corbyn. Instead the spot is thought to have been given to Keith Vaz.