Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Corbynite shadow minister suggests 16-year-olds can have sex… with their MP

Oh dear. We're one day into August – also known as 'silly season' – and Cat Smith has stepped up to the plate so journalists don't have to. The shadow minister for voter engagement and youth affairs has penned a blog for the Huffington Post in which she makes the case for lowering the voting age to sixteen. Her argument? If you're 16-years-old you can have sexual intercourse with your MP... but you can't vote for them: https://twitter.com/CatSmithMP/status/892088118219812864 Putting aside whether this is the best message to be putting out at a time when female MPs have raised concern over abuse, Mr S doubts her claim regarding this great injustice even adds up.

Scaramucci sacked, as John Kelly starts to reshape the White House

So farewell, the Mooch. One of the most bizarre figures to walk on to the stage of the Trump tragicomedy has just been shoved off – lasting just ten days. It's the doing of John F Kelly, a former Marine Corps general who was sworn in as Trump's Chief of Staff this morning. His first act upon returning to his office after the swearing-in ceremony was to fire Scaramucci. Just a few days ago Anthony Scaramucci boasted said that he was going to be doing the firing. ‘What I’m going to do is, I will eliminate everyone in the comms team and we’ll start over,’ he told the New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza. Well, now he himself has been eliminated.

Labour shadow minister’s confusion over Jeremy

Labour's Brexit position is confusing enough for the best of us, but one shadow cabinet minister found a unique reason for being lost for words this morning. The party’s Barbara Keeley appeared to lay into Jeremy Corbyn during an interview on 5 Live - only to backtrack saying she had been referring to a different Jeremy: Jeremy Hunt. Having responded to a question about Corbyn’s stance on free movement - that it should end - Keeley told Nicky Campbell that such a position would only make ‘the situation worse’. But when she was asked to explain why she was laying into the Labour leader, Keeley used an inventive 'get out of jail' card: BK: 'Look, look, you’ve confused me about Jeremys this morning.

Why Theresa May is no longer a fashion victim

Over the weekend, there was much excitement after the Prime Minister was spotted wearing the same Next dress on two separate occasions on her summer jaunt to Italy. While the jury may still be out on the £26 shirt dress, some Conservatives have been boosted by the double outing for the item. The reason? It suggests that she is not in contact with her former chief of staff Fiona Hill. 'Fi would never have allowed her to be seen in the same dress twice,' observes Mr S's fashion-politico. They have a point.

Tom Watson eats humble pie

Ever since the election result, Labour moderates have attempted to put on a brave face when it comes to their feelings about Jeremy Corbyn. After ruling him out as an electoral catastrophe, they now have to work out if their former issues with the man can be put to one side for the good of the party. So, Mr S suspects Tom Watson won't be overly delighted to hear that an account of his own team's inner struggles has made its way to The New European. In an interview with Labour backer Steve Coogan, the comedian said his daughter spent much of the campaign helping Labour's deputy leader in the Midlands. However, she kept calling Coogan to complain that the majority of the group 'seemed to hate Jeremy': 'There were only two people who were pro-Corbyn in the whole campaign team.

Heidi Allen’s independent approach raises questions

Since Theresa May lost her Tory majority in the snap election, few of her MPs have been more critical of the Prime Minister than Heidi Allen. The MP for South Cambridgeshire has predicted that May will be gone within six months – and said in a speech in the Commons that she could 'barely put into words' her anger at her party's deal with the DUP. Is Allen now distancing herself from the party? There is no mention of the Conservative party in Allen's Twitter bio, and now her attendance at this year's Tory conference is up in the air. The Tory MP tells Bright Blue, the Conservative think tank, that she's 'not certain' she will attend: 'She'd certainly be better suited to being an independent,' mutters one put-out Tory.

Momentum’s attack ad is close to the bone for Corbyn

After the Tories went on the attack this week over student debt, Momentum – the grassroots pro-Corbyn group – has hit back with an attack on... middle-aged middle class voters. Yes, rather than aim their ire at the Tories, the video sees the group make fun of those voters who 'just don't get it' – whether it's the property ladder, tuition fees or finding a job: https://twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/890512963123245057 It's an interesting tactic. Not least because they criticise a man who 'got his job at a media agency through his father'. No doubt, Jeremy Corbyn's son Seb got his job working for John McDonnell completely of his own accord...

Winchester College honours its Corbynistas

As Jeremy Corbyn feels the heat this week over his decision to row back on an election pledge to 'deal' with pre-existing student debt, his MPs have been doing their best to deflect attention from the apparent U-turn. When challenged over Corbyn's comments on the Today programme, Mike Kane – the shadow minister for schools – said the more important issue at play was that the BBC journalists asking him about it were all privately-educated. However, Mr S isn't sure this is the wisest attack-line to go on. After all, Corbyn's own office can hardly be described as State Schools 'R' Us.

Tim Farron goes rogue

Last week, Sir Vince Cable was appointed – unchallenged – as leader of the Liberal Democrats. While some in the party would have preferred a younger leader or at the very least a two-horse race, there is one thing they can all agree on: Cable comes with less baggage than his predecessor. There is a general consensus that the party's 'liberal' appeal was not helped in the election by Tim Farron spending so much time talking about how gay sex and abortion fitted in with his Christian faith. But is it too early for the Lib Dems to breath a collective sigh of relief? A little (yellow) bird tells Steerpike that there is concern at Lib Dem towers that Farron could cause the party more issues yet.

Conservatives weaponise student debt

The Conservatives are back on the front foot. After Jeremy Corbyn appeared to row back on an election promise over the weekend that his party would abolish pre-existing student debt, Labour have been under attack in the press. Now brains at CCHQ have released an attack ad on the issue and it will not make for pleasant viewing at Labour towers: https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/889547927609380864 Labour MPs and activists are trying to play down Corbyn's election comments to NME magazine – claiming that when Corbyn said he would 'deal with' pre-existing student debt there was no suggestion the party would actually do anything about it. However, some MPs may want to look at their own timelines before proceeding with this line of argument: https://twitter.

Shouldn’t Labour’s ‘gender pay audit’ begin at home?

This weekend, Jeremy Corbyn was full of beans during an appearance on the Andrew Marr show. As well as frank comments on immigration and student debt, the Labour leader found time to turn his ire on the BBC over the gender pay gap. Discussing the disclosure that two thirds of the corporation's highest earners are men, Corbyn said the Beeb needs to 'look very hard at itself' – adding that a Labour government would insist on a pay audit of every organisation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL1pvY_Tbmc Strong words indeed. But is Corbyn just repeating empty platitudes? This time last year, Corbyn made a similar pledge.

Diane Abbott’s vanishing act

On Thursday, Diane Abbott came unstuck in an interview with ITV News after she failed to explain how Labour would pay for its policy to put 10,000 more bobbies on the beat. The shadow home secretary's confusion was particularly telling given that she struggled with the same policy during the general election campaign – with a car crash interview on LBC. Abbott has since said that it was the broadcaster who was at fault for daring to ask her to go into specifics on a party policy. But have the powers that be taken a different view? Mr S only asks after the line-up for Radio 4's Westminster Hour was changed last minute. On Friday, Abbott was scheduled to join: https://twitter.

Friends reunited: Michael Gove’s tête-à-tête with Nick Timothy

Although Theresa May's former co-chiefs of staff – Nick Timothy and Fiona Hill – both swiftly exited No 10 following the disastrous election result, there are some Conservatives who fret that her Rottweilers still hold influence from afar. So Mr S was curious to come across the latest offering to Eye Spy MP. A follower claims they spied Timothy enjoying a pint with none other than Michael Gove on Thursday night: https://twitter.com/eyespymp/status/888350069296156672 Surely it was just a case of two old friends catching up?

Watch: Diane Abbott fails to do her sums, again

Here we go again. During the General Election campaign, Diane Abbott came under fire when it became apparent in an LBC interview that she had no idea how her party would pay for its policy of 10,000 extra police officers – at one point saying it would cost £300,000, working out at £30 an officer. So, surely the shadow home secretary has learnt her lesson? Apparently not. In an interview with ITV news on rising crime figures, Abbott came unstuck once again on the policy as she attempted to explain how Labour would pay for its plan for 10,000 extra officers: 'What we have is we would find the money to recruit the ten thousand police people by cutting the.... we would find the money because we would look at capital gains tax.

Watch: Andrea Leadsom hails Jane Austen as one of our ‘greatest living authors’

Oh dear. Although there has been much excitement this week at the news that Jane Austen will feature on the new ten pound note, some appear to have got a bit carried away in their celebrations. Speaking in the Chamber this morning, Andrea Leadsom shared her personal joy at the news: 'I'm delighted to join in celebrating Jane Austen, who will feature on the new ten pound note – one of our greatest living authors.' However, given that Jane Austen sadly passed away in 1817 it appeared that Leadsom had got her dates mixed up. Happily, she was quick to realise her error – rephrasing to say that Austen was one of the greatest authors of all time.

Revealed: the BBC stars who earn more than the Prime Minister

Oh to be a fly-on-the-wall at BBC Broadcasting House this morning. The broadcaster has had to publish the salaries of its top earners – and it makes for an interesting read. Gary Lineker – the people's champion who recently boasted of his loyalty for staying at the BBC when he could earn more elsewhere – is in the £1,750,000 – £1,799,999 pay bracket. However, it's Chris Evans – the man who ruined Top Gear – who has the dubious honour of being the Beeb's top earner, he is in the £2,200,000 – £2,249,999 bracket. Meanwhile, the next Today programme will be fun. John Humphrys earns over £600,000 while his colleague Mishal Husain is way behind in the £200,000 – £249,999 bracket.

Michael Fallon attempts to instil some military discipline on Cabinet

After weeks of Tory backstabbing, briefing and plotting at summer parties, Damian Green had to stage an intervention on the Marr show and warn his colleagues to lay off the 'warm prosecco'. So, the Secretary of State will be relieved to know that one Cabinet minister has managed to resist the temptation to secretly brief hacks at a booze-fuelled bash. At the Policy Exchange summer party last night, Michael Fallon cut to the chase and took to the mic to share his thoughts on his party's current woes.

Andrea Leadsom lets slip her leadership ambitions

Although Boris Johnson, David Davis and Philip Hammond have all been on the receiving end from the Conservative party over their jostling to become the next leader, this has not put off other contenders from entering the fray. Last night, Andrea Leadsom appeared to make her own ambitions for No 10 clear, in a Commons exchange with Labour's Darren Jones.

New Kensington MP takes against her royal constituents

Although an MP is supposed to act in the best interests of their constituents, Emma Dent Coad appears to have missed the memo. The new MP for Kensington appeared at an anti-monarchist Republic event over the weekend – where she wasted no time in laying into the residents of Kensington Palace. The Labour politician said she despised the money spent on the royal family before comparing the Middleton family to the Kardashians. She said she would prefer the Beckhams to make up the royal family as at least that family has earned its own money: ‘I would say if we are going to have princes and princesses then I would rather it was the Beckhams, because they have earned their own money.

Watch: Rebecca Long-Bailey channels her inner Boris Johnson

For months now, it's proved a daily challenge trying to work out what exactly Labour's position on Brexit is. While the 2017 manifesto said the party wanted to retain the benefits of both the single market and the customs union, a lot of confusion follows when one tries to pin down whether that means staying a member of both or leaving them. This morning, Rebecca Long-Bailey attempted to set the record straight. In an interview with Andrew Neil on the Sunday Politics, the shadow business secretary said what Labour wanted was to... have their cake and eat it: 'We want to maintain the benefits that we currently have within the customs union... but you know, we want to have our cake and eat it.