Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Rod Liddle’s Freedom Dinner speech: Emily Thornberry, Diane Abbott and the metro-liberal left

It's that time of year again. After Rod Liddle used the key address at the fifth annual Freedom Dinner to turn his attention to Labour’s Jew-bashing, the anti-Brexit mob and Tim Farron, he was invited back by popular demand to speak at the event this week. At the annual libertarian bash, hosted by Forest, Liddle spoke frankly on a range of topics – calling out the 'double think' among the 'metro-liberal left', namely Diane Abbott and Emily Thornberry: 'Double think, as Orwell put it, is kind of unique to our metro-liberal left. It’s kind of how they live their lives. Take Diane Abbott, for years Diane railed and railed against the institution of private schools, but then she sent her brat to one, and admitted that it is unforgivable.

Watch: Tory MP slams DUP deal – ‘I can barely put into words my anger’

Oh dear. Heidi Allen is fast establishing herself as one of the most rebellious MPs in the Conservative party. The Tory MP has spoken out against her party on issues like tax credits as well making her personal grievances with both George Osborne and Theresa May public. In today's Queen's Speech debate, Allen added her party's £1bn deal with the DUP to the list. Ahead of the crucial vote on the speech, she said she could barely put into words her anger at 'the use of public funds to garner political control': 'I can barely put into words my anger at the deal my party has done with the DUP. We didn't need to do it. I cannot fault the DUP for wanting to achieve the very best for their residents in Ireland, nor for their tough negotiating skills.

Professor George Osborne makes it job number six

George Osborne has been keeping himself busy recently putting the boot into Theresa May at every opportunity. Not content with using the Evening Standard to bash the PM, the former chancellor has now added job number six to his CV, having been made an honorary professor of economics at the University of Manchester. This means that Osborne will have to balance his day job at the Standard - as well as his lucrative speeches, BlackRock gig, fellowship at a US think tank and his work on the Northern Powerhouse - alongside giving lectures to students on economics and austerity.

Michael Gove’s first Defra picket line

As Michael Gove settles into his new role as Defra secretary, word reaches Steerpike that the Conservative MP is already facing some opposition from the farming community. On Wednesday, Michael Gove boarded the Greater Anglia train from London Liverpool Street to Norwich in order to attend the Royal Norfolk Show. Unfortunately the intrepid minister found himself waylaid outside Ipswich for about an hour. The reason? Cows on the line. Having enraged teachers and lawyers in his previous roles, it's taken Mr. Gove just 17 days in this job to unite livestock in a picket against him, observes a fellow passenger. Sterling work.

Even the BBC’s Business Editor struggles to explain the deficit

With austerity so last election, voters no longer seem too fussed by the deficit. It may be that they no longer think it's a problem, with polls showing that the average voter thinks that debt is going down. Why? Because they keep being given that impression by broadcasters who talk about ‘deficit reduction’ while wrongly thinking that people know what this means. ‘Deficit’ is a Westminster wonk word, used nowhere outside of politics. Reducing the deficit means cutting down the annual government overspend, but you won’t hear the state-funded BBC using phrases like that. The BBC might be state-financed but this is not a conspiracy.

Jon Snow embraces his inner Corbynista at Glastonbury

Of late, Channel 4 appears to be on a mission to rebrand itself as home of the Corbynista, with the broadcaster angling much of its coverage at those who backed the Labour leader in the snap election. But has Jon Snow taken things a step too far? Mr S only asks after coming across the Twitter account of a Glastonbury reveller by the name of Daniel. Daniel has posted a picture of himself with the Channel 4 presenter. He says that he had a 'boss' time at Glastonbury – helped by the fact he got to have a dance with Snow, who Daniel alleges shouted 'f--- the Tories'. Alas Jon Snow can neither confirm or deny this version of events.

Watch: Paul Mason turns on the Blairites at Progress event – ‘form your own party and get on with it!’

Well, that didn't last long. The uneasy peace between the Blairites and the Corbynites since the snap election has come to an abrupt end. At today's Progress conference, Paul Mason sat on a panel chaired by Progress's Richard Angell, alongside fellow Corbynite Emily Thornberry and centrist MPs Wes Streeting and Liz Kendall. The guests attempted to discuss – in a comradely manner – how best to build on Labour's snap election result and win the next election. However, things soon struck a sour note when an audience member challenged Mason over a tweet he had sent claiming Labour could have won if it wasn't for the moderates running a defensive campaign.

Theresa May makes life difficult for Rory Bremner

One of the biggest criticisms of the Conservative snap election campaign is that it failed to make the most of the Tories' economic record. Since then, former minister Rob Halfon has said the party ought to correct this by rebranding as 'the Workers Party'. But is Theresa May actually putting people out of work? Mr S only asks after bumping into Rory Bremner at the inaugural fundraising dinner of the Petra Stunt Foundation – in aid of PS Place – this week. After a tumultuous few weeks with little reason for cheer, the impressionist lamented that May's recent antics meant that it was harder than ever to come up with original material: 'So, here's the thing, part of my job is to make politicians more ridiculous than they really are.

Watch: David Dimbleby ejects heckling Corbynista from Question Time

Although the Conservatives won the most votes, most seats and increased their national vote share, many Labour supporters remain convinced that Jeremy Corbyn was the real winner of the snap election. On Question Time last night, one such supporter was so angry about the democratic election result that they had to be ejected from the building. As David Dimbleby chaired a panel from Plymouth – with David Lidington and Gina Miller among the panellists – an irate man in a striped shirt shouted that the Conservatives had 'lost the election': 'Jeremy Corbyn has proven that anti-austerity policies are popular - the Tories and the Blairites lost that election.' Lidlington attempted to respond but was repeatedly interrupted, leading Dimbleby to issue a warning to the man.

David Gauke takes a pop at his former boss

Following the disappointing snap election result, Theresa May has had to relax her approach to government – gone are the days when Cabinet members are kept off the airwaves. As a result of the new regime, lobby hacks today finally had a member of the government speak at a press gallery lunch. Doing the honours was David Gauke, the new Work and Pensions Secretary. The former 'tax personality of the year' set the cat among the pigeons as he hinted that the pensions triple lock could be scrapped in ten years. However, it was Gauke's jokes that caught Mr S's attention. During his time in the Treasury, George Osborne – then Chancellor – regularly opted to 'uncork the Gauke' when he found himself in a sticky situation.

Too hot to trot: how the Day of Rage flopped

In case you missed the memo, yesterday was officially the 'day of rage'. Hard-left activists took to the streets, vowing to 'bring down the government'. Although protesters' claimed that they were seeking justice for the victims of the Grenfell Tower fire, this was dismissed by a charity representing those effected; 'they do not want their grief hijacked for any violent or destructive means'. What's more, it seems the protest – organised by Movement for Justice By Any Means Necessary – didn't quite go to plan. Forget managing to 'shut down London', they couldn't even muster enough people to fill Parliament Square. Witnesses at the event report an underwhelming showing, with police outnumbering protesters at points. https://twitter.

Listen: Boris Johnson’s car crash Radio 4 interview

Oh dear. Although Theresa May has managed to make it through the Queen's Speech today, the real test will come next week when MPs vote on it. With the Prime Minister's authority already weak, talk has turned to who will be her eventual successor. So, it was a helpful coincidence that the frontrunner to be the next Tory leader just so happened to be doing the press rounds today. Boris Johnson appeared on Radio 4, where he was interviewed by Eddie Mair on his party's sparse legislative plans for the next two years. Unfortunately for Johnson, the interview did not go to plan. Asked how his party's plan would help deal with the 'burning injustices' in the UK, the Foreign Secretary bumbled and blustered.

Mark Carney slapped down by Andy Haldane, his own chief economist

Yesterday Mark Carney – who hates it when politicians say anything about him – had a pop at Boris Johnson, ridiculing his optimistic approach to Brexit as seeking "cake and consumption”. Set aside the impropriety of the Bank of England governor making such a political swipe, Brexit was a deep psychological blow for people like Carney - but at least managed to give him an excuse to keep the economy on the drug of rock-bottom interest rates. Employment is at a record high, inflation is over the target but Carney said yesterday that he still doesn’t think it is “the time to begin that adjustment” – i.e. rate rises. The thing is, it’s not up to him.

Kwasi Kwarteng lightens the mood in the Chamber

Although a Queen's Speech tends to be a joyful occasion for the government in power, today's has been rather sombre for the Conservatives. Theresa Mays legislative plan for government is rather sparse now that she has binned the majority of the 2017 Tory manifesto. Happily, Kwasi Kwarteng was on hand to cheer downcast MPs in the Chamber with his loyal address: 'It's wonderful to see everything in its place. We have you Mr Speaker, we have the government... we have a government. We have the leader of the Opposition, in his place – all is well in the world. I'm even delighted to see our old friends, our special friends, the Liberal Democrats... in their place. Albeit without a leader, but we can live with that for a while – still brimming with excitement.

Watch: Dennis Skinner’s Queen’s Speech quip

Dennis Skinner is no fan of the Monarchy. But he used his traditional quip at today's Queen Speech to try and do Her Majesty a big favour. The rescheduling of the speech - which had been due to take place on Monday - has made things tricky for the Queen to make it to one of the highlights of her year: the races at Royal Ascot. Skinner though did his best to ensure the Queen could make it to Windsor still - by urging his colleagues to get a move on. Here's what he shouted: 'Get your skates on! The first race is half past two' Mr S wonders whether the 'Beast of Bolsover' is going soft in his old age..

Alan Duncan is a model of indiscretion in new BBC Brexit documentary

The new BBC documentary Brexit Means Brexit: The Unofficial Version lifts the lid on what has gone on behind the scenes since EU referendum result last year. While a host of Westminster stalwarts – including Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage and Anna Soubry – have contributed to the programme, it's Alan Duncan's appearance that has caught Mr S off guard. The Foreign Office minister appears to have forgotten what discretion means – opting to dish the dirt on everything from his direct boss to the government in general. Proving Theresa May's decision to put Duncan in the Foreign Office – even though he does not get on with Boris Johnson – was not a great idea, the minister takes the opportunity to needle his boss.

Listen: Ed Miliband hosts toilet discussion on Radio 2

Poor old Ed Miliband. The former Labour leader was once convinced he was destined for Downing Street. Now, he's hosting discussions about toilets on Radio 2. Standing in for Jeremy Vine, Miliband introduced music, chatted politics - and talked to guests about what types of loos they have. The Labour MP even asked one guest to flush their WC to hear what it sounded like. But Mr S was worried things hit something of a bum note for Ed when he had to remind one guest to 'be tactful' as he discussed trying to clean his toilet: 'We're talking loos and you've been getting in touch with us...Nicola Richards from Loughborough says 'As a mum, I have to say the old Victoria toilets are so much better...

Could Vince Cable be the Lib Dems’ answer to Jeremy Corbyn?

There was a time when progressives thought that politics had become too much of an old boys' club. In the place of ageing male politicians, liberals called for more women and ethnic diversity in politics. However, times are a'changing. After Jeremy Corbyn defied all expectations in the snap election by hoovering up 40 per cent of the vote, the Lib Dems could have found their own pale, male and stale answer to Corbyn: Vince Cable. The 74-year-old announced this morning that he is running to replace Tim Farron as Lib Dem leader. Cable said he was ready ‘to commit my energy, enthusiasm and experience to the task of leading the Liberal Democrats through what will be a period of chronic uncertainty’.

George Osborne’s new mission

Although it's been said that revenge is a dish best served cold, George Osborne seems to take the approach that it is best served daily. Since the former Chancellor left politics to edit the Evening Standard, he has taken great joy in making Theresa May's day a little bit worse with each issue. Today is no exception. Osborne has taken it upon himself to personally tweet out Tim Montgomerie's Standard op-ed calling for Theresa May to go. https://twitter.com/George_Osborne/status/876780242613882880 It's clear that Osborne would like May – the woman who sacked him – to be shown the door. In fact, Tory sources say Osborne is set on her demise. The problem comes when conversation turns to who ought to replace her. The former MP for Tatton is anti-Boris.

Conservative MEP on Brexit negotiation tactics: ‘take down your trousers and just show what you’ve got’

As formal Brexit negotiations between the UK and EU begin today, there remains much confusion over what Britain's Brexit strategy actually is. Philip Hammond confused matters further on Sunday when he appeared to undermine the Prime Minister – saying no deal is a very bad option indeed. So, what should the strategy be? Speaking on BBC Scotland this morning, Ian Duncan – the Conservative MEP – offered his own unique take. He said there were a few options on the table, including 'taking down your trousers': 'It depends how you want to play a negotiation, you can literally turn every card face up and step in, take down your trousers and just show what you've got. It's your choice.