Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Mhairi Black’s mixed messages

Last week, the SNP proved particularly vocal at PMQs after they went on the offensive over a Scottish Conservative MP missing Labour's opposition say debate on universal credit to referee at a Barcelona match. Although the vote was non-binding – and the Conservatives abstained anyway – Douglas Ross has since promised to hang up his whistle – after next year’s World Cup. Not willing to drop the issue, however, the SNP's Mhairi Black has gone on the warpath in her Daily Record column today.

George Osborne’s revenge on civil service bean counters

Since George Osborne moved to the Evening Standard, the one-time austere chancellor has rebranded himself as a centrist darling – and a critic of Theresa May's government. So, at last night's Standard Progress 1000 awards at the Tate Modern, Osborne took great delight in telling the esteemed crowd – which included Diane Abbott, Matt Hancock and Grayson Perry – of how he had stood up to government bean counters when he first arrived in the Treasury: 'In the first week of my former job, I was advised by the Treasury civil service to cancel immediately three projects because we had to save money and it was easier to save money from things we hadn't built yet than things that had already been built.

Caption contest: May goes it alone

Oh dear. Despite managing a carefully co-ordinated photo opp with Angela Merkel and Emmanuel Macron on arrival in Brussels, Theresa May cut a solemn figure this morning. A snapper took a photo of the Prime Minister alone at a meeting table – looking glumly into the distance. It's hardly the Brexit image that Downing Street were trying to project. Oh to be a fly on the wall in No 10... Captions in the comments.

Watch: Alastair Campbell’s Brexit ding-dong with John Redwood

Alastair Campbell has made his views on Brexit loud and clear to anyone who will listen. Tony Blair’s former spin doctor is not happy about Britain leaving the EU and he wants us all to know it. It’s something of a shame then that he doesn’t give others who don’t agree with him about Brexit the opportunity to have their say. Cracking set-to between Alistair Campbell and John Redwood over the WTO. pic.twitter.com/veUDBFCDTy — Nick Hilton (@nickfthilton) October 19, 2017 Campbell popped up on Sky News this afternoon to discuss why he thought walking away with no Brexit deal would be a mistake. But when it came to Tory MP John Redwood’s turn to speak, Campbell was having none of it: AC: 'Because people like you..

Damian Green gives Osborne the cold shoulder in Press Gallery speech

Oh dear. Although Theresa May is on a mission to unite her Cabinet after months of in-fighting, her mission appears not to extend to the party-at-large. Or if it does, that memo is yet to reach Damian Green. Today the First Secretary of State was guest speaker at the Press Gallery Lunch. Although Green is widely regarded as a safe pair of hands within government, there were a few lines that will ruffle feathers: Speaking about his predecessor – and former MP – George Osborne, Green said he normally takes 'all his political insight' from the London Evening Standard: 'So I know that Theresa May is to blame for Ben Stokes' nightlife, hurricane Ophelia and the fact that week after week with her as Prime Minister in November the sun shines for a smaller time every day.

The Economist’s Brexit Cliffe edge

Earlier this week, the New York Times introduced social media guidelines for its journalists. The rules were designed to ensure the paper’s ‘reputation for neutrality’ isn’t damaged by anything its writers might say on Twitter. Is it time for the Economist to do the same? Mr S. only asks because one of the magazine’s Brexit-bashing writers appears to have taken it upon himself to launch his own pro-EU political party overnight. Jeremy Cliffe, the Economist’s Berlin Bureau chief, tweeted late last night to say he was considering balancing his day job with a new foray into politics: https://twitter.com/JeremyCliffe/status/920391741655666697?

Watch: SNP chief’s Brexit breakfast blunder at PMQs

Poor old Ian Blackford must have skipped eating his Weetabix this morning. At PMQs, the SNP MP and leader of his party in the Commons took to his feet to quiz the Prime Minister on the government’s approach to Brexit. But when it came to actually saying the 'B' word, it seems Blackford had another thing on his mind: breakfast. Here's what he said: 'It has been reported that government analysis shows that Scotland and the north east of England would lose out from breakfast...' Blackford isn’t the first to fall into the Brexit breakfast trap, and Mr S is sure that he won’t be the last….

Watch: Andrew Neil’s Holocaust Educational Trust speech on anti-Semitism and the left

With the Labour party currently leading in the polls, it's easy to think that the party's problem with anti-Semitism must have been resolved. However, Andrew Neil was on hand this week to remind the public that this is not the case. In the keynote speech at the Holocaust Education Trust dinner in London, Neil launched an attack on the left for getting away with it 'in the way that the anti-Semitism of the far right is not allowed to get away with it': 'At the Labour Conference, in a fringe meeting, but official enough to be on the official programme of the Labour Party Conference, one person – a chair of the fringe meeting – asked 'We demand the right to debate ‘Holocaust: Yes or No'. What did he mean, ‘Holocaust: Yes or No?’: ‘Yes or No, it happened?

The real story about inflation? That 3pc is a blip, and the rate will soon fall

Oh dear. About this time last year, as part of its series of predications about how the sky would fall in after the Brexit vote, the NIESR predicted that inflation would hit 4 per cent. This was way out of line with the the consensus, higher than other economist was forecasting. But in the rather febrile atmosphere its nonsense forecast was given plenty of coverage – including a page lead in (yes, you guessed it) the Financial Times. It turns out that inflation has peaked at 3 per cent, and is widely expected to fall. Since the NIESR has been congratulating itself recently on the accuracy of its forecasts, it’s worth reminding ourselves what it has to say about inflation.

John Bercow’s sporting freebie habit continues in earnest

John Bercow is a big fan of a sporting freebie. The Speaker is a regular fixture in the Royal Box at Wimbledon, and last year Bercow enjoyed thousands of pounds worth of prime tickets to cheer on his beloved Arsenal. Old habits die hard, it seems, with Bercow wasting no time this season claiming some more freebies. In the space of five days last month, Bercow received £660 worth of tickets to football games courtesy of his old friend Frank Warren. Two days later, he was at it again: getting a £400 freebie to a boxing match with hospitality thrown in courtesy again of Warren.

Matt Hancock’s show of solidarity for May

Although Theresa May has found herself in a more vulnerable position since her disastrous conference speech – which featured a collapsing set, prankster and bad cough – the Prime Minister can take heart that her MPs are willing to put on a show of solidarity. At today's Autumn Reception of the All-Party Parliamentary Group on the Fourth Industrial Revolution (4IR), Matt Hancock gave a speech on the important progress the group has made on what is one of the more pressing issues of our time. However, midway through his speech one of the backdrop banners fell – and had to be resurrected by an attendee. Not that it put Hancock off: 'That puts me on a par with the Prime Minister, I'm absolutely thrilled – the new new thing is the collapsing backdrop.

Labour Youth vote to leave Nato

Oh to be young and free and a member of Young Labour. Labour's youth wing held its annual conference this weekend. On the menu? Votes for 16-year-olds, comradely debate and... a vote to leave Nato. Yes, in a bid to free themselves of American imperialism, the Labour MPs of tomorrow backed a motion calling for the UK to leave Nato. https://twitter.com/JBickertonUK/status/919659945687121926 No doubt fellow Nato-critic Corbyn will be proud... Update: In other news, the latest young Corbynista fashion trend appears to be a t-shirt calling for the Shadow Chancellor to be given a gun. https://twitter.com/TomMcTague/status/919890652082724865 Viva la revolucion!

Tom Watson’s bid to shed the pounds

For George Osborne, it was the 5:2 diet that was credited for sculpting his political ambitions. His decision to shed the pounds was taken as a sign by the commentariat that he had serious leadership ambitions. So, Mr S was curious to hear that Labour's Tom Watson is now on a mission to lose weight. Writing in his newsletter, Labour's deputy leader says he is on a diet – or a 'lifestyle change', if you'd prefer: 'Did I tell you I'm on a diet? I know you're not supposed to call them that anymore, to be on message they have to be a 'lifestyle change. Using rudimentary 'nudge theory' every time I reach a weight target, I treat myself to a gadget for the bike. It's going well so I purchased a device for the handle bars that allows you to attach your iphone this week.

Nicky Morgan fails to protect her source

It's the first rule of journalism to always protect one's sources. Alas this rule does not appear to apply to politicians. This morning on Peston on Sunday, Nicky Morgan ended up revealing much more than she intended when she tried to come to the defence of the beleaguered Chancellor. Addressing recent calls from within the party for Philip Hammond to be shown the door, the former education secretary said she had been contacted by a 'very senior Cabinet minister' who was 'appalled' at those behind such manoeuvres. So, who could this 'very senior Cabinet minister' be? Morgan appeared to give a rather big clue when she referred to her source as a 'she'.

Sadiq Khan’s ‘Uber man’ mix-up

Sadiq Khan revealed yesterday that he had never 'knowingly' used an Uber. So Mr S. was curious to find this video clip from 2015 of Khan referring to himself as an 'Uber man'. During an appearance on the BBC's Victoria Derbyshire show, Khan was asked whether he was an ‘Uber man or a black cab man’. He replied by saying: ‘I’m both an Uber and a black cab man’ Here's the video: Today Sadiq Khan said he's never "knowingly" taken an uber but told us in 2015 he's "a black cab and an uber man" @VictoriaLIVE @BBCNormanS pic.twitter.com/8jJ3Dh7fiF — Louisa Compton (@louisa_compton) October 12, 2017 So which is it, Sadiq? Maybe it's time the Mayor of London made up his mind...

Revealed: May’s haul of gifts

Theresa May isn’t having much in the way of luck at the moment. Her planned Tory conference reboot ended in disaster and today’s papers are full of tales of the awkward relationship between the Prime Minister and her Chancellor. But the PM is doing rather well for herself in one way at least – the number of gifts she has been getting from the great and the good in the last few months. In the run-up to June’s bungled snap election, May’s haul included a clock and a medal from the Saudi King. She also got given a fancy fountain pen from another Arab monarch, the King of Jordan. Alas, May didn’t get to keep any of those gifts because they were too expensive, according to Cabinet Office records.

George Osborne: I’m just a journalist

Ten years on from the financial crash and Theresa May is Prime Minister, Jeremy Corbyn is leader of the opposition and George Osborne is editor of the Evening Standard. So, were the policies enacted by Osborne during his time in government partly to blame for this? Speaking to Andrew Neil at a Spectator event, Osborne suggested that this wasn’t the case, although he did admit that a historian looking back might see some link between the economic crash - and the response to it – and the rise of both Donald Trump and Jeremy Corbyn. The economic shock to the West has thrown up many political changes, suggested Osborne. ‘But I’m just a journalist now,’ he said, before being reminded that he was also an advisor to BlackRock.

Watch: Lord Lawson says May should ditch Hammond

Philip Hammond’s refusal to spend money preparing for a Brexit no deal has not gone down well. Now, one of his predecessors as Chancellor  – Lord Lawson – has called on Theresa May to get rid of Hammond. On the Daily Politics, Lawson said it was ‘grossly irresponsible’ for the Chancellor not to prepare for a situation where Britain walks away from the EU without an agreement. When asked whether Hammond should stay on in his job, Lawson said: ‘I fear not…I fear he is unhelpful... what he is doing is very close to sabotage.’ Hammond isn’t a politician known for his smile.

Watch: May throws her papers during fiery PMQs

Theresa May will be pleased to have avoided any major clangers at PMQs. But while the Prime Minister wasn't undone by a cough or a prankster this time around she very nearly lost her temper when she was accused of ‘running scared’. Labour MP Heidi Alexander said the British people 'deserved better' than the current occupant of No.10. When the PM took to her feet to answer Allen, May chucked her papers across the despatch box. Given that May has been accused of having robotic tendencies, Mr S is pleased to see a bit of fighting spirit from the PM...

Listen: Karen Bradley’s internet blunder

Poor old Karen Bradley. This week it emerged the Culture Secretary was being investigated for not having a TV licence - and things aren’t getting any better for Bradley. This morning she unveiled the government’s plans to crack down on online abuse. But it seems Bradley got herself into something of a muddle when asked what she was hoping to achieve with the review. She told John Humphrys: ‘We want to make the internet the safest place to be online.’ Perhaps someone could explain to the Culture Secretary that 'the internet' and going 'online' are inextricably intertwined.